Saturday, March 21, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2188

Messages In This Digest (11 Messages)

1.
Beautiful Birds painting !! Lovely Photos !! From: shubham mittal
2.
New sholay....� From: neelesh chouksey
3a.
Call on me From: abhishek jain
4.
Kyu rulaate ho mujhe ? From: aaryaritu
5.
Humne bhi chaha har manjil karib ho, From: aaryaritu
6.
Bhuj gai deepak sabhi, nayano ki jayoti baki hai From: aaryaritu
7.
A Tommorrow without you From: kartik mgl
8.
Dil Da Rog Lagayi Phirna :: - From: S K Afridi
9.
Tumhari is ada ka kya From: kartik mgl
10.
Boss Kidnapped ? From: bhagyashree pednekar
11.
Wonderful Animations From: Rupesh Bharatwala

Messages

1.

Beautiful Birds painting !! Lovely Photos !!

Posted by: "shubham mittal" shubhammittal_4may@yahoo.co.in   shubhammittal_4may

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:14 pm (PDT)

2.

New sholay....�

Posted by: "neelesh chouksey" sir_neelesh@yahoo.co.in   sir_neelesh

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:21 pm (PDT)

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<http://funnypicturejokes.blogspot.com> New sholay....���§
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scene ( viru ke rishte ki baat )


Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi Company
leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to
salary
bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?
Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating
to
nahin milti hai na... Mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi
kabhi
anban..
Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi
likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata
hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!!
Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki,
koi
sauteli maa nahi....Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale
Chandu
se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi .
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3a.

Call on me

Posted by: "abhishek jain" abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in   abhi143_jain

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:24 pm (PDT)

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If one day you feel like crying...
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But I can cry with you.
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Don't be afraid to call me.
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But I can run with you.
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day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.
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4.

Kyu rulaate ho mujhe ?

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:39 pm (PDT)

police <http://funnypicturejokes.blogspot.com> Nice
Collection

Kaash tum nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Wo to majborioon
main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

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Kyu rulaate ho mujhe ?
Kyu bhool jaate ho mujhe?
Tere he sahaare to jee rahe hain hum..
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To phir kyu akela chodh jaate ho ?
Har baat ko chupana ataa hai tumko,
Roothon ko manana ataa hai mujhe.
Roothe ho tum na jaane kis baat par mujh se���⒠�
To phir wo baat kyu nahi bataate ho tum mujhe?
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Jaan jaati hai meri ,
Jab yaad aati hai tumhari.
Tum to mujhe bhula dete ho���⒠�
To phir kyu yaad aate ho mujhe?
Hum jeene ke bahaane marte rahenge,
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Pyaar hum tumse karte rahenge.
Pyaar to tum bhi karti ho na..
To phir kyu yu sataati ho mujhe?
Ya keh do zeher peene ko,
Ya kaho phir mujhe jeene ko.
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Agar mere saath main nahi chalna tha tumko���⒠�.
To phir kyu mujhe raasta zindagi ka dikhaya ?
Beech raaste main kyu is tarah akela chodh diya?
kaho ���⒠�kuch tho kaho
Kyu akela chodh diya ���⒠�.
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Humne bhi chaha har manjil karib ho,

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:47 pm (PDT)

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Jab chandani barh kar, raaton pey chaati hai
Teri yaad aise mai, dil ko tarpaati hai
kisse wo bahaaron ke, beete nazaaron key
Phir aake sunaati hai, aur hum ko rulaati hai
Teri yaad aati haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Itna to bataho kya?
yahi chaandani jaa kar
koi khaab jagaati hai?,
tum ko bhi sataati hai?
Meri yaad aati hai????
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har waqt aapka saath naseeb ho,
par wahan khuda bhi kya kare,
jahan insaan khud badnseeb ho.

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aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile HUM se kam na mile

Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi���⒠�
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile,
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi���⒠�..
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Bhuj gai deepak sabhi, nayano ki jayoti baki hai

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:58 pm (PDT)

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sabhi, nayano ki jayoti baki hai

Buj gaye deepak sabhi,
nayano ki jayoti baki hai
badal to garj kar baras chuke,
nayano ka sawan baki hai!!!
jamane ke taane to kab ke ho chuke,
khud ka hosh mai anna baki hai
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A Tommorrow without you

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:11 pm (PDT)

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<http://funnypicturejokes.blogspot.com> When tommorrow will
dawn ; Without you by my side
When my days will be dark ; Without your beam of love
When the nights will be lonely ; Without your tender touch
When the birds won't sing ; And the trees won't blossom
When tears will go on ; With nobody to console
When emptiness will haunt ; Every corner of my soul
When the world will recall ; Our incomplete story
When the mountains will echo ; Your deep voice
When the oceans will reflect ; The sparkle of your eyes
When the wind will bring ; The fragrance of your breath
When tommorrow will dawn ; Without you my love
Who could tell me once ; How to live without you...?

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8.

Dil Da Rog Lagayi Phirna :: -

Posted by: "S K Afridi" afridisk@yahoo.com   afridisk

Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:17 pm (PDT)

9.

Tumhari is ada ka kya

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:28 pm (PDT)

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Tumhari is ada ka
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Apne dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

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Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga
Ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,
Sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,
Tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.

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Kaash ham SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhara ehsas to hote...!

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10.

Boss Kidnapped ?

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com   pednekarbhagyashree

Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:43 am (PDT)

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Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.
Some are in
loud discussions during office time.....
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Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about
what happened
to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going
to
douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

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Wonderful Animations

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Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:53 am (PDT)

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