Tuesday, March 17, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2184

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1.

GANESH KUMBLE KI FRIEND POOJAJI KE DHAMAKE DHAR HINDI JOKES-3

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble101@gmail.com   ganeshkumble101

Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:03 pm (PDT)

GANESH KUMBLE KI FRIEND POOJA KE DHAMAKE DHAR HINDI JOKES-3
2a.

Time Please

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:46 pm (PDT)

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Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
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Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you
tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me
and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man:
Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my
name and address. Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just
passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will
offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time
you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.? Young Man:
Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will
then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you and
you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles.
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and
again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a
date with you. Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for
you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and
propose her for marriage. Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about
your love and ask for my permission. Young Man: Oh Yes! and
smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a
person like you who does not even own a watch!
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3a.

Really Nice One

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:55 pm (PDT)

4.

Hello Doston aap logon ke liye

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:23 am (PDT)

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Tanhai Mein Muskurana ishq hai,
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Ek baat subse chupana ishq hai,
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Yu toh nind bhi nahi aati raat bhar,
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Magar aa jaye to sote-sote jaag jana ISHQ hai !

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Naam humara bhi unme liya karo,
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Tarif nahi to burai hi sahi par,
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Apne ALFAZ mein jagah hume bhi dya karo…
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Hum zinda hai DOST ye bhul na jana….
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Tadapte Dil ki aas ho tum,
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Phir kaise kahu ?…
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Kuch Khas ho tum…
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5.

Good Morning !!!.........Live every moment...........Prerna231 Group

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:38 am (PDT)

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