Saturday, May 9, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2237

Messages In This Digest (21 Messages)

1a.
WALLPAPERS From: TUNA
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SNAPS FROM TURKEY From: TUNA
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Fwd: Fw: ATM Card_IMP_Please read.... From: shubham mittal
4.
Laughing Zone From: SAM
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Life is a gift From: SAM
6.
One Heart... From: Aseem Kaistha
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EARN TO RECEIVE INCOMING SMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From: Soniya Joshi
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Cisco Router as a Terminal Server From: naziakhan_malik@yahoo.com
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Haste rahen aap From: Off O'Neelu
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Gender of a computer From: Off O'Neelu
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Largest Mine Pics and Funny Pictures  Matchstick House       ModelMud Ho From: khalilgharai
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God Meets Bureaucracy From: Off O'Neelu
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A Healthy Body and Mind... From: Aseem Kaistha
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Gibraltar Airport From: Sunny Kinger
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Did You Know ??? ... From: Sunny Kinger
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10 most creative ICe cube makers From: Sunny Kinger
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Biggest Diamond Mining Unit...a true wonder!!~- From: Sunny Kinger
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Arithmatical Magic!! From: Sunny Kinger
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GHAZAL BY SHAKEEL BHATTI From: SHAKEEL BHATTI
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Fw: Who is ya friend From: pran mitra
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Koi deewan kehta hai........... From: SALESSUPPORT KANPUR

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WALLPAPERS

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SNAPS FROM TURKEY

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Fwd: Fw: ATM Card_IMP_Please read....

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Fri May 8, 2009 9:18 am (PDT)



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Dear Friends, !!!!!!
Use of ATM Card!
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MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT
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Laughing Zone

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Fri May 8, 2009 9:23 am (PDT)



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Life is a gift

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Fri May 8, 2009 9:28 am (PDT)



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One Heart...

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Cisco Router as a Terminal Server

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Haste rahen aap

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Gender of a computer

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A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in
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House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "Le crayon."

*********

A student asked, "What gender is computer ?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into
two groups male and female - and asked them to decide for
themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine
noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for their
recommendation.

*********

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of
the feminine gender (la computer) because:

1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2.. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3.. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later review; and

4.. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.


********


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine Le computer) because:

1.. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2.. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3.. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem; and

4.. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had
waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


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God Meets Bureaucracy

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God agreed and said he would call the light "Day" and the
darkness "Night." Officials replied that they were not interested
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God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as
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and the fowl that may fly over the earth." Officials pointed out
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A Healthy Body and Mind...

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Gibraltar Airport

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Sat May 9, 2009 3:04 am (PDT)

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Arithmatical Magic!!

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Sat May 9, 2009 3:16 am (PDT)



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Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

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Fw: Who is ya friend

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Koi deewan kehta hai...........

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