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Intzaar.......... From: kartik mgl

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Top 12 Lovers of the Year! From: kartik mgl

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Can you believe this is a dog ????? From: kartik mgl

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Easy Vs. Difficult (Excellent Comparison) From: Ashima Goel

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Good Morning... From: kartik mgl

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Intzaar..........

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Tue May 12, 2009 4:56 am (PDT)

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Top 12 Lovers of the Year!

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Tue May 12, 2009 5:02 am (PDT)

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HUMBLE - REQUEST

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(NEWEST) Amazing paper work.

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Bajaj's new Cheapest Bike for Rs.100 (like nano)..... !!!!!!!

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Can you believe this is a dog ?????

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Easy Vs. Difficult (Excellent Comparison)

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And i love you so

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Good Morning...

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Picture of Reflection

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Tue May 12, 2009 8:33 am (PDT)

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Hilllarious...... use no brains just laugh as much u cn....

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Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee
nahi dalte usme hota hai na ... "A side" -- "B side" ... to
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Mature
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praful: jab apna mahesh....chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab
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hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
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alphabet
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praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi
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Asset
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Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai
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"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset
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Depend
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Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani
kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End..
Depend




TOURNAMENT
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PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE
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HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA



elastic
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Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh Shradha ben unki beti ila .......
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to...
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Wo Kagajh Ki Kashti...

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1. Wallpapers: They slow your whole system down, so if you're
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2. Drivers: Update your hardware drivers as frequently as
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3. Minimizing: If you want to use several programs at the same
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4. Boot Faster: The 'starting Windows 95/98' message on startup
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5. Restart only Windows: When restarting your PC, hold down Shift
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7. Faster Start-Menu Access: Go to the Start menu and select Run.
Now type Regedit and hit Enter. The Registry Editor will appear
on the screen. Now, open the folder HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control
Panel\Desktop. You should see a MenuShowDelay value. If you
don't then do the following: right click on a blank space in the
right pane and select New\String. Change the name in the new
value to MenuShowDelay. Now that we have the MenuShowDelay
value, double click on it and enter 0 in the value data field.
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8. Resolutions: If you are willing to do anything for faster
performance from your PC, then try lowering your display
resolution. The lower it is, the faster your PC.

9. Turn off Active Desktop: Go to your Display Properties and
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on the speed of the whole system.

10. Defragment Often: Windows 98's Defrag tool uses Application
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drive, data is physically arranged on the drive so that
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12. Faster Internet Access: If you use the Internet for reference
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option and double the amount of storage space to use, click OK!

13. Benchmarking: Benchmarking can be very useful when run
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15. Quick CD Eject: Instead of pushing the button on your drive,
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associated with the CD drive.

16. Start Up Programs: Windows can be slowed down when programs
run on start up. To eliminate this, check your Start up folder.
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Another way to eliminate programs from loading even before
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for this program to load, but when you finally see it on your
screen, explore the different tabs. They all have to do with how
quickly your PC boots, so select what you want, and uncheck what
you don't want!

17. Fonts: When Windows starts, it loads every single font in the
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booting process. To get rid of unwanted fonts, simply go to the
Fonts folder under c:\windows and remove whatever you don't want.
Fonts that have a red letter 'A' as their icon are system fonts,
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18. Stretching Wallpapers: Don't "stretch" your wallpaper in
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