Wednesday, May 13, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2243

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
Mujhe Aur Kahein Le Chal Saanwal From: Romi Panwar
2.
Mera Naam Hai Mohabbat From: (...,;;.,SANAM';.,;,,.)
3.
SIRF AAPKE LIYE From: Kailas Bairagi
4.
Amazing Coolie (Luggage Carrier Guy) at Bus Station From: Ashima Goel
5.
Paris Hilton customised pink bentley ... From: Sunny Kinger
6.1.
Good Morning From: babaluverma@yahoo.in
7.
Hotel made in Salt From: MansoorPatel
8.
Hum wo nahi ( FREINDSHIP SMS ) From: bhagyashree pednekar
9.
MY INDIA From: sahil kumar
10.
AGAR KHUSH HAI From: Babalu Verma
11.
Mujhe to apno ne From: Babalu Verma
12.
Don't ask me questions because I really do not know how!‏ From: Sunny Kinger
13.
Bubbly Chubby Baby . From: Sunny Kinger
14.
Why Women Are So SpeciaL From: Ashima Goel
15.
Lifebook 2009 From: Pradeep Hadkar
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You r the person I need From: Romi Panwar
17.
Photos: Underground Temple From: rjrmrao@yahoo.com
18.
A Little Romance in My Life From: Romi Panwar
19.
LONDON AT NIGHT From: Sunny Kinger
20.
AAP KO HASANE WALE GANESH KUMBLE KE HINDI JOKES From: ganesh
21.
hindi jokes from our friend patel From: ganesh kumble
22.
Kisi ki yaad From: Romi Panwar
23.
Photos: Beauty of AUSTRIA [Wallpapers] From: rjrmrao@yahoo.com
24.
*MR.POTATO*_* From: TUNA
25.
*HELLO SUNSHINE*_* From: TUNA

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1.

Mujhe Aur Kahein Le Chal Saanwal

Posted by: "Romi Panwar" romipanwar89@yahoo.co.in   lonelinesskil

Wed May 13, 2009 4:27 am (PDT)



mujhe aur kahin le chal saanwal
jahan raat kabhi bhi soyi na ho
jahan subah kisi pe royi na ho
jahan hijer ne wehshat boyi na ho
2.

Mera Naam Hai Mohabbat

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Wed May 13, 2009 6:40 am (PDT)



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SIRF AAPKE LIYE

Posted by: "Kailas Bairagi" kailas_bairagi@yahoo.in   kailas_bairagi

Wed May 13, 2009 7:41 am (PDT)



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Amazing Coolie (Luggage Carrier Guy) at Bus Station

Posted by: "Ashima Goel" jiya422@gmail.com   dewaniaapkii

Wed May 13, 2009 7:51 am (PDT)



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Paris Hilton customised pink bentley ...

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Wed May 13, 2009 8:09 am (PDT)

6.1.

Good Morning

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Hotel made in Salt

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Wed May 13, 2009 8:16 am (PDT)





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8.

Hum wo nahi ( FREINDSHIP SMS )

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Wed May 13, 2009 8:27 am (PDT)



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MY INDIA

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build facilities for pilgrims in the Indian portion of Kashmir,
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Mother Teresa was a Nobel Peace Prize-winning nun who died in
1997, and was beatified by Pope John Paul II in 2003 at the
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Indian authorities insisted they had halted deadly clashes
between Hindus and Christians in the east of the country that
have exposed it to stinging criticism. At least 10 people have
died and thousands have fled their homes as a result of the
violence in the coastal state of Orissa, with the Catholic church
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of Kochi September 2, 2008. The 10-day long festival is
celebrated annually in India's southern coastal state of Kerala
to symbolise the return of King Mahabali to meet his beloved
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Mithapur village, 67 km (42 miles) west of Ahmedabad, September
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village in the eastern Indian state of Bihar September 3, 2008.
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homes, destroyed 250,000 acres of farmland and killed over 150
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state of Bihar, September 6, 2008. Authorities battling a massive
deluge in Bihar had issued public warnings of more floods to come
and asked villagers not to return home from temporary shelters
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state of Bihar, on September 5, 2008. Rescue workers in flood-hit
northern India have brought over 800,000 people to safety, but
tens of thousands more were still believed to be trapped,
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fast and pray for the good health and long life of their husbands
during the Teej festival. (REUTERS/Jitendra Prakash) #
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AGAR KHUSH HAI

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AGAR KHUSH HAI WO DEKH KE AANSU MERI AANKHON ME.
11.

Mujhe to apno ne

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12.

Don't ask me questions because I really do not know how!‏

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13.

Bubbly Chubby Baby .

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14.

Why Women Are So SpeciaL

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Freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box
Levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the
Table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes
Into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She
Picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back
on
The charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She
Watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to
Dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.
She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted
Out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from
Hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend,
Addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the
Grocery store. She put both near her bag.
Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night
Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her
teeth
And filed her nails.
Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."
"I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish
And put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and
The patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and
Turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw
Some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation
With the one up still doing homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the
next
Day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her
6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and
Visualized the accomplishment of her goals.
About that time, Dad turned off the TV
And announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he
Did...without another thought.
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'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL.......
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Lifebook 2009

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Health:

1. Drink plenty of water
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner
like a beggar
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less
food that is manufactured in plants
(factory)
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy
5. Make time for prayer
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2008
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day ---- and while you walk,
SMILE !!

Personality:

11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what
their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
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13. Don't over do ; keep your limits
14. Don't take yourself so seriously ; no one else does
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with
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19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate
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20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
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23. Smile and Laugh more
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

25... Call your family often
26. Each day give something good to others
27. Forgive everyone for everything
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age
of 6
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day
30. What other people think of you is none of your business
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your
family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

32. Do the right things
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
34. GOD heals everything
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up !
37. The best is yet to come
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be HAPPY !!!!!!!

Last but not the least :

40. Do forward this to everyone you care about.
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You r the person I need

Posted by: "Romi Panwar" romipanwar89@yahoo.co.in   lonelinesskil

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You r the person I need Your the person I need
I cry for you and plead
And your my best friend
We've always been close
But now I can't fly like I use to
Only you can
I'm to weak
To sad
But whats to do
Only you can fly
I can't find the effort to fly again
But there you are with a smile on your face
Acting as if nothing wrong
Then it happens
You take me and there I am on your wings
You showed me how to fly again
To get back my confidence
And make me smile
How did you know
I was so clueless
I never knew
But then it hits me
How could I be so stupid
Your an angel
And you always made me smile
You knew the way to my heart
And how to make me laugh
Even when i didn't want to
Or think i could
But your always going to be there.
Your my angel
You follow me every where
And save me from myself when things aren't right
And when i give up all hope your there
And when I'm in the middle of a break down your by my side
In the end you look like everyone else but inside your an angel
hiding your wings
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Photos: Underground Temple

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18.

A Little Romance in My Life

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I cannot explain the way I feel about you
Girl, you're always on my mind
Everytime I often think of you
I get a funny feeling that
I'm so in love with you
I want to give you all my love
Let me show you that I'm real
The love that I have shall never fade away
I'm tired of being broken hearted
I need a little romance in my life
Can't you see I need little romance?
Take my hand
May I have this dance
No one can love the way that I can love
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LONDON AT NIGHT

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London's financial district, featuring the Lloyd's Building and
The Gherkin.



A junction on the M25 motorway.



The view above Canary Wharf.



Tower Bridge and the Thames.



Canada Tower and neighboring office buildings at Canary Wharf.



Emirates Stadium, home of Arsenal Football Club.



Piccadilly Circus with the famous Statue of Eros.



Waterloo Bridge and the River Thames, also featuring the London
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AAP KO HASANE WALE GANESH KUMBLE KE HINDI JOKES

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Wed May 13, 2009 12:45 pm (PDT)




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TEACHER NE MONU SE KAHA-
"MONU, IS BAR TUMHE 80% ANK LANE HAI."

MONU BOLA- "SIR, IS BAAR MAI 80% NAHI 100%
ANK LAUNGA."

TEACHER BADA HAIRAN HUA- "TUM KYO
MAJAK KAR RAHE HO."

MONU NE KAHA- "PAHLE MAJAK SHURU
KISNE KIYA THA ?"
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TEACHER NE MONTU SE PUCHHA-
"MONTU TUM AAJ PHIR SCHOOL LATE AAYE HO.
KAB UTHTE HO?"

MONTU NE JAWAB DIYA- "JI, SONE KE BAAD."
SHERU UNCLE NE ARPITA SE KAHA -
"ARPITA AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA."

ARPITA NE KAHA- "UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE
DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI
MAJA AATA."
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EK VYAKTI NE EK BACHCHE SE PUCHHA-
"KYO MUNNE, TUMHARI MATAJI ITNI MASHAHUR
HEROIN HOKAR HER DIN APNE PATI SE LADTI
RAHTI HAI.

MAI TUMHARE PITAJI SE MILANA CHAHTA HU,
KYA NAAM HAI UNKA?"

BACHCHA BOLA- "MAI KYA JANU, ISI BAAT PAR
DONO JAGDATE RAHTE HAI."
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EK AADAMI HAKLA THA.
KISI NE USASE PUCHHA- "KYA AAP HAKLATE HAI?"

"JI NAHI, SIRF BOLTE WAQT."
HAKLE NE JAWAB DIYA.
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DOCTOR NE MARIJ SE PUCHHA-
"AAPKO KYA SHIKAYAT HAI?"

MARIJ NE BATAYA- "DOCTOR SAHAB,
MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI."

DOCTOR NE SUJAV DIYA- "TO AAP AISA KIYA KIJIYE,
PAHLE SO LIYA KIJIYE AUR PHIR KHANA KHAYA KIJIYE."
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EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI
DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA-
"MAI KUCHH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA -
AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI
KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,

JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA
THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?"

DUSRA DOST BOLA- "YAHI KI SHAYAD USE
TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA."
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EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER
KI HALKI SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.

WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA € ¦'¶
"KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?"

"KYA KARU.... PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI....
ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?"
SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.
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PREMI NE PREMIKA SE VIVAH KI
ANUMATI MANGI.

PREMIKA NE PUCHHA- "OH, KYA TUMNE
YE SHABD PAHLE BHI KISI LADKI SE KAHE THE?"

PREMI BOLA- "TUMHARA MATALAB HAI KI
PAHLI BAAR HI SUNDAR DHANG SE KAH
SAKTA HU?"
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ADYAPAK NE KAHA-
"SURESH, SIDDH KARO KI VASTU
GARMI PAKAR FAILATI HAI?"

SURESH NE JAWAB DIYA-
"GARMIYO ME CHHUTTIYA FAILKAR DO
MAAS KI TATHA SARDIYO ME SIKUD KAR
SIRF DAS DIN KI RAH JATI HAI.
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BETE NE MAA SE PUCHHA-
"MUMMY, HAMARA BAHAR WALA
FULDHAN AGAR KOI TOD DE
TO TUM KYA KAROGI?"

MUMMY NE KAHA - "MAI US
HARAMJADE KI HADDIYA TOD DUNGI.

BETA BOLA - "TO TAIYAR HO JAO.
PAPA PHULDAAN TODKAR HI AA RAHE HAI."
**********************************
SUBHASH NE PUCHHA-
"TUM MERI BAAT SUNOGE?"

DINESH NE KAHA - "KYO NAHI,
BASART WAH LEN - DEN KI NA HO."
**********************************
TEACHER- "EK BACHCHA MEJ KE
UPAR BAITHA HAI AUR DO BACHCHE
MEJ KE NICHE.

BATAO KUL KITNE BACHCHE HAI?"
CHHATRA- "JI, 1 BATA 2"
**********************************
TEACHER- "YADI KISI KA JANM 1900
ME HUA HO TO USKI AAYU KYA HOGI?"

CHHATRA- "PAHLE YAH BATAIYE KI
WAH MARD HAI YA AURAT?"
**********************************
SHAHRUKH KHAN KA BAHUWACHAN KYA HAI?'

"ICICI BANK."

"KAISE?"

SHAHRUKH KAHTE HAI - "MAI HU NA."

ICICI BANK KAHTA HAI - "HAM HAI NA."
**********************************
PREMIKA- "PRIYE ! HUM DONO KI
JINDGI ME AAJ KA DIN SABSE JYADA
KHUSHI KA DIN HAI."

PREMI- "PAR HAMARI SHADI
TO KAL HO RAHI HAI."

PREMIKA- "ISILIYE TO KAH RAHI HU."
**********************************
MAKE-UP ME LIPI-PUTI MAHILA KO
DEKHKAR BHIKHARI NE KAHA-
MADAM, 4 DIN SE MAINE KUCH
NAHI KHAYA HAI."

MAHILA NE BADE GAUR SE
USE DEKHA AUR BOLI-
"GAJAB KI WILL POWER HAI TUMHARI.

MAI TO DIATING KE LIYE BHI
BHUKHI NAHI RAH PATI."
**********************************
CHAPRASI- "SAHAB, AAPKE JIGARI
DOST KA PHONE AAYA THA."

SAHAB- "TUMNE KAISE JANA KI
WAH MERA JIGARI DOST HI HAI?"

CHAPRASI- "SAHAB, USNE KAHA
THA KI JARA DEKHO TO OFFICE
ME WAH BEVKUPH AAYA HAI YAA NAHI?"
**********************************
TEACHER- SCHOOL KA HOMEWORK
JISNE NAHI KIYA HAI, WAH SAJA
PANE KE LIYE TAIYAR HO JAO."

EK CHHATRA- "SAR, KYA KISI KO AISE
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JO USNE KIYA HI NAHI HO?"
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hindi jokes from our friend patel

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101@gmail.com   ganeshkumble101

Wed May 13, 2009 12:48 pm (PDT)



patel.nirmesh8277: HELLO
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