Sunday, May 17, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2249

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1.

A True Love story with happy ending....

Posted by: "mamgain ashish" ashishmamgain_bhs@yahoo.co.in   ashishmamgain_bhs

Sat May 16, 2009 8:24 pm (PDT)



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A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.



Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.



The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them .



At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a
local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."





So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.



The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.



The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.



The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.



Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.





The next night her father had the same
dream , he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains

immediately.







She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something terrible would happen.



This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.







In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.







The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old
lady replied...

..

.. .

..

..

..

..

..

















"This is Nirma Washing Powder"



"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma



Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,



Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,



sabki pasand nirma



Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma.Nirma"



10 ka 1, do pe ek free











I know how you r are feeling now...



I have been through this too.


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Info: 50 Things EveryOne Should Know

Posted by: "rjrmrao@yahoo.com" rjrmrao@yahoo.com   rjrmrao

Sat May 16, 2009 8:34 pm (PDT)



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50 THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW


(or 50 Useless Facts!)





The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is
still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are
removed.


Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and
worms like fried bacon.


Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the
most definitions!




What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is
known as an "English kiss" in France.


"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the
letters in alphabetical order.


"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.


In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the
murder of a child


A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!


Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.


You can't kill yourself by holding your breath


There is a city called Rome on every continent.


It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!


Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!


Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was
throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his
sea-sickness.


The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important
meetings of the University of London


Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people


Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you
breathe!


The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!


One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!


Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!


The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as
1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a
sheep to a young man


Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!


Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!


The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is
predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.


Women blink nearly twice as much as men.


Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle


Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the
tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and
found edible.


Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the
13th."


Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.


On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a
minute.


More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.


The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write
approximately 50,000 English words.


More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.


Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing
sand.


The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see
all four feet at all times!


The six official languages of the United Nations are: English,
French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.


Earth is the only planet not named after a god.


It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska,
USA.


You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult,
you only have 206.


Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!


Dolphins sleep with one eye open!


It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open


The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!


The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13
seconds


Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness.
She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she
needed it or not


Slugs have 4 noses.


Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.


A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!


A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!


The average person laughs 10 times a day!


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain


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3.

Fighting With Animals is a Tough Job! Oooppss!

Posted by: "Ashima Goel" jiya422@gmail.com   dewaniaapkii

Sat May 16, 2009 8:47 pm (PDT)

4.

Out of the FRAME....

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Sat May 16, 2009 8:58 pm (PDT)

5a.

Pics By Jenni Penni

Posted by: "Simi Arora" simiarora1984@ymail.com   simiarora1984@ymail.com

Sat May 16, 2009 9:03 pm (PDT)

6.

USB drives...

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Sat May 16, 2009 9:26 pm (PDT)

7.

EK BODH KATHA

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Sat May 16, 2009 9:47 pm (PDT)

8.

Good Morning...!!!!! Have a pleasant Sunday

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Sat May 16, 2009 9:50 pm (PDT)









Sweet things are easy 2 buy,
But sweet people are difficult to find.
When I say Good Morning I mean to say:
9a.

*NATURE*_*

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Sat May 16, 2009 10:06 pm (PDT)



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My Love SMS Shayaris Collections part-14 for your Love...

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sat May 16, 2009 10:17 pm (PDT)



 
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11.

FUNNY SMS IN HINDI

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble101@yahoo.com   ganeshkumble101

Sun May 17, 2009 2:58 am (PDT)



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