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- ( SHORT SMS ) Saas bahoo From: Pyari Premila
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- Puzzle dtd. 07.09.2009 From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
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- nice story From: ankit jain
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- ( READ N FORWARD ) SCIENCE EXAM From: Tasty_Tamanna
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- A Big Email Mistake From: ~ Guchi ~
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( SHORT SMS ) Saas bahoo
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 3:09 am (PDT)
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Puzzle dtd. 07.09.2009
Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:11 am (PDT)
If a bear eats 65 pounds in fish every day EXCEPT every 6th day which it only eats 45 pounds of fish.
If the bear continues this, how many pounds of fish will it eat in 200 days...?
Answer :
The bear will eat 12,340 pounds of fish in 200 days.
It is given that on every 6th day beareats 45 pounds of fish i.e. on day number 6, 12, 18, 24, .... 192, 198 the bear eats 45 pounds of fish.
Total number of 6th days = 200/6 = 33 (the bear eats 45 pounds)
Hence, the normal days are = 200 - 33 = 167 (the bear eats 65 pounds)
Thus, in 200 days, the bear will eat
= (167) * (65) + (33) * (45)
= 10855 + 1485
= 12,340 pounds
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nice story
Posted by: "ankit jain" jain_ankitji@yahoo.co.in jain_ankitji
Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:14 am (PDT)
During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "Confessions" , if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know .
"Moral: There are more important things in life than Work and General Knowledge."
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( READ N FORWARD ) SCIENCE EXAM
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:19 am (PDT)
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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
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Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
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Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
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Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
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Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:22 am (PDT)
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:25 am (PDT)
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A Big Email Mistake
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:29 am (PDT)
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Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:33 am (PDT)
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel, and then regret it.
2. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.
3. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out that you still care for that person.
4. A sad thing in life is, you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, and you just have to let go.
5. When the door of happiness closes, another opens. But often at times we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
6. The best kind of friend is the kind whom you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you have ever had.
7. It is true that we do not know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we do not know what we have been missing until it arrives.
8. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Do not expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart. But if it does not, be content that it grew in yours.
9. There are things you would love to hear that you would never hear from the person whom you would like to hear them from; but do not be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from his heart.
10. Never say goodbye if you still want to try. Never give up if you still feel you can go on. Never say you do not love a person anymore if you cannot let go.
11. Love comes to those who still hope although they have been disappointed, to those who still believe although they have been betrayed, to those who still love although they have been hurt before.
12. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
13. Do not go for looks; they can deceive. Do not go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Hope you find the one that makes you smile.
14. There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Hope you dream of that special someone.
15. Dream what you want to dream. Go where you want to go. Be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and only one chance to do all the things you want to do.
16. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy.
17. Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person, too.
18. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. A loving word may heal and bless.
19. The beginning of love is to let those we love just be themselves and not twist them with our own image. Otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.
20. The happiest of people do not necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
21. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried; for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.
22. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
23. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past. You can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
24. When you were born, you were crying, and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling, and everyone around you is crying.
HAVE A NICE DAY
PRADEEP
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WISE WORDS SMS 10 ENJOY LIFE (07/09/09)
Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com mahesh_popat@ymail.com
Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:33 am (PDT)
Wise SMS
People will Love you
Hate but LOVE more!
Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.
you are not responsible
you are not responsible for what people think about you!
But you are responsible for what you make them to think about you.
good and sad times
Write your sad times in sand
&
write your good times in rocks!
people are great actors
`Don´t assume that someone,
who is always smiling is always happy...
Because most people are great actors in this world...´
`William Shakespeare´
True Relation
when someone hurts you and you didn´t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn´t shout back
but
when someone needs you
you always come back
hard job, lazy man
Whenever there is a hard job to be done,
its better to assign it to a lazy man;
he is sure to find an easy way of doing.
- Walter Chrysler-
always keep praying
A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.
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World Press Pictures Collection of the Year 2009
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 10:52 am (PDT)
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Have a freaking Friday!!!
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 9:24 pm (PDT)
Friday, October 2, 2009
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BAADAL KE ISHAARO(N) PAR
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 9:26 pm (PDT)
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Thu Oct 1, 2009 9:34 pm (PDT)
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