Tuesday, October 6, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2435

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Messages In This Digest (13 Messages)

1.
Top 10 Geek Watches From: ~ Guchi ~
2.
TUMHARA PYAR MERE................... From: Arvind Kumar Nigam
3.
Refreshing Morning Rules ! From: Pradeep Sharma
4.
A Thoughtful Morning Quote ! From: Pradeep Sharma
5.
hum to From: Hanuman Tak
6.
On My Life... From: Pradeep Sharma
7.
REAL FRIENDS From: Chollo .
8.
Men's perspective About Their Wives From: Chollo .
9.
A Very good morning !! From: vijay israni
10.
AAP KI ADA From: Lalit Kumar Gautam
11.
HASRATE From: Lalit Kumar Gautam
12.
TERE SHAHR KE LOG From: Lalit Kumar Gautam
13.
Good Morning... Have a blessed Tuesday From: Aseem Kaistha

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1.

Top 10 Geek Watches

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Mon Oct 5, 2009 3:28 am (PDT)



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TUMHARA PYAR MERE...................

Posted by: "Arvind Kumar Nigam" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com   arvindkumar.ravi

Mon Oct 5, 2009 3:32 am (PDT)



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har raat tumhari aahat ne muje tadpaya aur sataya hai

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Refreshing Morning Rules !

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Oct 5, 2009 8:52 am (PDT)



Hello Friends... 


TEN RULES FOR A GOOD DAY !!!

TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK:
If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind...I will not respond in a like manner.

TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY":
If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy" could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker, or a stranger.

TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY:
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip.

TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE:
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.

TODAY I WILL FORGIVE:
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL DO IT SECRETLY: I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.

TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED:
I will practice the golden rule - "Do unto others as I would have them do unto me" - with everyone I encounter.

TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE I DISCOURAGED:
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling life.

TODAY I WILL NURTURE MY BODY:
I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God for my body.

TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLY:
I will spend a little more time in prayer today: I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place and listen to God's voice !
 
Have A Nice Day
Pradeep Sharma
 

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4.

A Thoughtful Morning Quote !

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Oct 5, 2009 8:55 am (PDT)



Hello Friends...

GOOD MORNING... !!!

Decide to be happy today,
to live with what is yours -
your family, your business, your job.
If you can't have what you like,
maybe you can like what you have.

Just for today, be kind, cheerful, agreeable,
responsive, caring, and understanding.
be your best, dress your best, talk softly, look
for the bright side of things.

Praise people for
what they do and don't criticize them for what they cannot do.
If someone does something stupid, forgive and forget.
After all, it's just for one day.
Who knows, it might turn out to be a good day!

HAVE A NICE DAY...
Pradeep Sharma

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5.

hum to

Posted by: "Hanuman Tak" hanumantak@yahoo.com   hanumantak

Mon Oct 5, 2009 9:01 am (PDT)



hum hawa nahi jo kho jayenge,
hum waqt nahi jo gujar jayenge,
hum mosham nahi jo badal jayenge,
hum to aansu hai jo khushi or gum dono
me najar aayenge.
**************************************************
waqt kahta hai fir na aaunga,
aapki aankho ko ab na rulaunga,
jeena hoto is pal ko jee lo ,
shayad men kal fir na aaunga.
**************************************************
jana kaha tha or kaha aagaye,
duniya me bankar mehman aagaye,
abhi to jindgi ki kitab kholi nahi thi.
or na jane kitane imatihan ban kar,
jindagi me gum aagaye.
***************************************************
aapka dost- hanuman tak
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6.

On My Life...

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Oct 5, 2009 9:15 am (PDT)



On My Life...

    

When I think back
on my life,
the saddest part
isn't the dreams
I failed to pursue,
not the times of
bad luck,
misfortune,
or bad health,
but the time I didn't spend,
the things I should have said
but didn't say,
the comfort I didn't lend,
the help I didn't give,
and, most of all,
the people I couldn't
or wouldn't love.
Hopefully, you won't
make the same mistakes!
Have A Nice Day
Pradeep Sharma

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7.

REAL FRIENDS

Posted by: "Chollo ." nassor@hotmail.co.uk   nasrasayid

Mon Oct 5, 2009 9:23 am (PDT)





REAL FRIENDS

This is GOOD I expect it back too!

I especially like the last sentence!!!!!!
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them
A real friend expects to always be there for you!



Pass this on to anyone you care about……if you get it
back you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you…

When you are down to nothing …
God is up to something.

Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile.

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8.

Men's perspective About Their Wives

Posted by: "Chollo ." nassor@hotmail.co.uk   nasrasayid

Mon Oct 5, 2009 9:27 am (PDT)





When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met.

Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

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A Very good morning !!

Posted by: "vijay israni" vijay_israni_guruaashish@yahoo.co.in   vijay_israni_guruaashish

Mon Oct 5, 2009 10:25 pm (PDT)



A Very good morning !!
10.

AAP KI ADA

Posted by: "Lalit Kumar Gautam" lalitkumargautam52@yahoo.com   lalitkumargautam52

Tue Oct 6, 2009 12:07 am (PDT)



AAP KI ADA
11.

HASRATE

Posted by: "Lalit Kumar Gautam" lalitkumargautam52@yahoo.com   lalitkumargautam52

Tue Oct 6, 2009 12:07 am (PDT)



HASRATE KHAMOSH RAHI
12.

TERE SHAHR KE LOG

Posted by: "Lalit Kumar Gautam" lalitkumargautam52@yahoo.com   lalitkumargautam52

Tue Oct 6, 2009 12:11 am (PDT)



TERE SHAHR KE LOG
13.

Good Morning... Have a blessed Tuesday

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Tue Oct 6, 2009 12:17 am (PDT)



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