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5.: Puzzle dtd 08.09.2009

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:11 am (PDT)

In the General meeting of "Friends Club", Sameer said, "The repairs to the Club will come to a total of Rs 3120 and I propose that this amount should be met by the members, each paying an equal amount."

The proposal was immediately agreed.
However, four members of the Club chose to resign, leaving the remaining members to pay an extra Rs 26 each.

How many members did the Club originally have...?

Answer :

The Club originally had 24 members.

Assume that there were initially N members.
As 4 members resigned and remaining members paid Rs 26 each, it means that total amount of 4 members is equal to Rs 26 each from remaining (N-4) members. Thus,

4 * (3120 / N) = 26 * (N - 4)
12480 = 26N2 - 104N
26N2 - 104N - 12480 = 0

Solving the quadratic equation we get N=24.
Hence, the Club originally had 24 members.

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6.: Some Tongue TWISTERs...

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:11 am (PDT)

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he   could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought   I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

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7.: Some Tips to look SLIM...

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:13 am (PDT)

Tips to look slim

There are times when you take a break from your sensible-eating and exercise regime and want to just lie back and enjoy all those forbidden foods. Well then you are bound to put on weight but until you have worked towards reducing the excess weight you can follow these few tips to look slim.

* Stand comfortably erect and stick your stomach in. Good posture always makes you look slimmer.

* Dark colours such as olive, black, charcoal grey, and navy help make areas appear smaller so wear them where you think you need it. For most women it's from the waist down.

* Avoid shiny or heavily textured fabrics. Shiny fabrics reflect light, making any area appear larger. Heavily texture fabrics only add extra weight.

* Sewn-down pleats in skirts and blouses can both create a slimming effect. Include vertical lines in your accessories, such as long chains worn around the neck.

* Avoid extensive use of horizontal lines - belts, boat-collar blouses and border print skirts. These styles can add extra width to your body frame.

* Your best asset is your face; so draw attention to it with scarves and jewellery worn around the face.

* Introduce simple lines, such as A-line skirts, tailor-notched, collared blouses and blazers. The oversized blazer is a great solution for camouflaging large derrieres and hips. Double-pleated skirts and trousers mask protruding stomachs and provide comfort as well.

* If you want to appear thinner incorporate dark, cool and dull colours and textures. Dull textures absorb the light like wool or cotton. Some very slimming colours include black, navy, olive, violet, charcoal grey, chocolate brown, plum, eggplant and burgundy.

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This EMAIL is provided as general information only, and should not be treated as a substitute for the medical advice of your own doctor.

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8a.: Soch ko badlo sitare

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com avivaghasiya

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:17 am (PDT)

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>Dishao ko badlo KINARE badal jayenge.
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>Ye chamakte sitare kis kaam ke
>Ye haseen nazare kis kaam ke
>Jise tufan se takrana acha lage
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>Hasne ke bad kyun rulati hai ye duniya?
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9.: Mahobbat Karnay Keh Bhi Khuch ( Send it to your friends )

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com avivaghasiya

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:26 am (PDT)

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>Jaagti Aankhoon Main Bhi khoobsorat Khawaab Hotay Hain,
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>Har Koi muskurakar Dekhe Yeh zarrori Tu Nahi,
>Hansti huyi Aankhoon Main Bhi Sailaab Hotay Hain.
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>Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile,
>mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.
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>Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehati hai,
>nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas rehati hai,
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>tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
>magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas si rehati hai...
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>Hame itna pyar mat karna
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10.: "It all depends on what's important to you."

Posted by: "Vicky" padale_vikas@yahoo.co.in padale_vikas

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:38 am (PDT)

A man and his friend were in a city, walking through the street. It was during the noon lunch hour and the streets were filled with people. Cars were honking their horns, taxicabs were squealing around corners, sirens were wailing, and the sounds of the city were almost deafening. Suddenly, the man said to his friend, "I hear a cricket."

His friend said, "What? You must be crazy. You couldn't possibly hear a cricket in all of this noise!"

"No, I'm sure of it," the man said, "I heard a cricket."

"That's crazy," said the friend.

The man listened carefully for a moment, and then walked across the street to a big cement planter where some shrubs were growing. He looked into the bushes, beneath the branches, and sure enough, he located a small cricket. His friend was utterly amazed. "That's incredible," said his friend. "You must have super-human ears!"

"No," said the man. "My ears are no different from yours. It all depends on what you're listening for."

"But that can't be!" said the friend. "I could never hear a cricket in this noise."

"Yes, it's true," came the reply. "It depends on what is really important to you. Here, let me show you."

He reached into his pocket, pulled out a few coins, and discreetly dropped them on the sidewalk. And then, with the noise of the crowded street still blaring in their ears, they noticed every head within twenty feet turn and look to see if the money that tinkled on the pavement was theirs.

"See what I mean?" asked the man.

"It all depends on what's important to you."

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11.: kahi aap income tax wale to nahi hai?

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble101@gmail.com ganeshkumble101

Sat Oct 3, 2009 11:03 am (PDT)

aap ke yahan pankha, istri,miksi,tv,freej,washing mashine wagera

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12.: Cute Penguins

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Sat Oct 3, 2009 11:40 am (PDT)

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13.: Cat Fun

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Sat Oct 3, 2009 11:55 am (PDT)

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14.: Amazing Palm Jumeirah Monorail, Dubai

Posted by: "Ashima Goel" jiya422@gmail.com dewaniaapkii

Sat Oct 3, 2009 12:18 pm (PDT)

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15.: Amazing Turtle's Breeding Site in Orissa

Posted by: "Ashima Goel" jiya422@gmail.com dewaniaapkii

Sat Oct 3, 2009 1:17 pm (PDT)

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16.: KYU TERI KHMOSHI MUJE

Posted by: "fakhri sethji" abu_abde@yahoo.co.in abu_abde

Sat Oct 3, 2009 9:40 pm (PDT)

KYU TERI KHMOSHI MUJE

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17.: Forever Friends...

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969

Sat Oct 3, 2009 9:49 pm (PDT)

Forever Friends...

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18.: Friendship is.....

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969

Sat Oct 3, 2009 9:56 pm (PDT)

Friendship is.....

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19.: illusion

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969

Sat Oct 3, 2009 9:56 pm (PDT)

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.

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20.: Dil Se..........

Posted by: "Arvind Kumar Nigam" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com arvindkumar.ravi

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:00 pm (PDT)

Agar jawab doge to baat karenge! Nahi doge to intezar karenge!

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21.: Yaadon me hum rahe ye

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com avivaghasiya

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:06 pm (PDT)

Yaadon me hum rahe ye

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22a.: Dil

Posted by: "Shilpa Biswas" mishti_rock@yahoo.in mishti_rock

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:13 pm (PDT)

Log kehte hai hum patthar dil hai...

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23.: Mehandi rache hatho..

Posted by: "Arvind Kumar Nigam" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com arvindkumar.ravi

Sat Oct 3, 2009 10:23 pm (PDT)

Mehandi rache hatho..

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