6.: Hanumaan

Posted by: "B.R. Bhardwaj" brfulan@yahoo.co.in brfulan

Thu Oct 8, 2009 7:14 am (PDT)

Ravan : Cigrate hai kya ?
Hanuman : Nahi
Ram : 1 Packet hai na tere paas
Hanuman : Chup rahiye prabhu, Saale k 10 Sar hai poora packet Khatm ho jayega.

Bharat Bhardwaj

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7.: Cards of Life and Death

Posted by: "♪,Faree♪" neeli.ankhain@gmail.com neeli.ankhain

Thu Oct 8, 2009 7:34 am (PDT)

Cards of Life and Death

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8.: Do you Dare to Forward it to your Senior Manager?

Posted by: "Farzana Khalid" miss.farzanakhalid@gmail.com farzana.khalid

Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:12 am (PDT)

Do you Dare to Forward it to your Senior Manager

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria
for coffee. <http://wowtube.us/>

He relaxes in canteen.. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables
there.<http://wowtube.us/>

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. <http://wowtube.us/>

He calls him. <http://wowtube.us/>

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?<http://wowtube.us/>

Canteen boy smiles... <http://wowtube.us/>

Senior Manager - what are your future plans? <http://wowtube.us/>

Canteen boy keeps quiet... <http://wowtube.us/>

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
<http://wowtube.us/>

Canteen boy gives a cold stare. <http://wowtube.us/>

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi
tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai.... <http://wowtube.us/>

naam hai......... . ., <http://wowtube.us/>

shohrat hai......... , <http://wowtube.us/>

paisa hai......... ... <http://wowtube.us/>

Izzat Hai......... . ...., <http://wowtube.us/>

tumhare paas kya hai? <http://wowtube.us/>

Scroll down to find out his answer <http://wowtube.us/>

Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa
hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types"
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Just Scroll Down:

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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.... <http://wowtube.us/>

;))

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9.: Allah (99 names in Meanings)

Posted by: "Farzana Khalid" miss.farzanakhalid@gmail.com farzana.khalid

Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:16 am (PDT)

*1. Allah *

*The One Who has the Godhood, which is the power to create the entities*
*
*
*2. Ar-Rahman*
*
***
*The One Who has an abundance of mercy for the believers and the blasphemers
in this world and exclusively for the believers in the Hereafter.*
*
*
*3. Ar-Rahim*
*
***
*The One Who has an abundance of mercy for the believers.*
*
*
*4. Al-Malik*
*
***
*The One with absolute Dominion, and the One Whose Dominion is clear of
imperfection.*
*
*
*5. Al-Quddus*
*
***
*The One Who is pure from any imperfection and clear of children and
adversaries.*
*
*
*6. As-Salam** *
*
*
*The One Who is clear of every imperfection.*
*
*
*7. Al-Mu'min *
*
*
*The One Who witnessed for Himself that no one is God but Him; and Who
witnessed for His believers that they are truthful in their belief that no
one is God but Him.*
*
*
*8. Al-Muhaymin** *
*
*
*The One Who witnesses the saying and deeds of His creatures.*
*
*
*9. Al-^Aziz** *
*
*
*The Defeater Who is not defeated.*
*
*
*10. Al-Jabbar** *
*
*
*The One for Whom nothing happens in His dominion except what He willed.*
*
*
*11. Al-Mutakabbir** *
*
*
*The One Who is clear of the attributes of the creatures and of resembling
them.*
*
*
*12. Al- Khaliq** *
*
*
*The One Who brings everything from non-existence to existence.*
*
*
*13. Al-Bari'*
*
*
*The Creator Who has the Power to turn the entities from one state to
another.*
*
*
*14. Al-Musawwir*
*
***
*The One Who forms His creatures in different pictures.*
*
*
*15. Al-Ghaffar*
*
***
*The One Who forgives the sins of His slaves time and time again.*
*
*
*16. Al-Qahhar*
*
***
*The Subduer Who has the perfect Power and is not powerless over anything.*
*
*
*17. Al-Wahhab*
*
***
*The One Who is Generous in giving plenty without any return.*
*
*
*18. Ar-Razzaq*
*
***
*The One Who makes the Sustenance reach His slaves. Sustenance is everything
that benefits, whether halal or haram.*
*
*
*19. Al-Fattah*
*
***
*The One Who opens for His slaves the closed worldly and religious matters.*
*
*
*20. Al-^Alim*
*
***
*The Knowledgeable; the One for Whom nothing is hidden from His Knowledge.*
*
*
*21-22. Al-Qabid, Al-Basit*
*
***
*The One Who constricts the sustenance by His Wisdom and expands and widens
it with His Generosity and Mercy.*
*
*
*23-24. Al-Khafid, Ar-Rafi^*
*
***
*The One Who lowers whomever He willed by His Destruction and raises
whomever He willed by His Endowment.*
*
*
*25-26. Al-Mu^izz, Al-Mudhill*
*
***
*The One Who gives esteem to whomever He willed; hence there is no one to
degrade him. The One Who degrades whomever He willed; hence there is no one
to give him esteem.*
*
*
*27. As-Sami^*
*
***
*The One Who Hears all things that are heard by His Eternal Hearing without
an ear, instrument, or organ.*
*
*
*28. Al-Basir*
*
***
*The One Who Sees all things that are seen by His eternal Sight without a
pupil or any other instrument.*
*
*
*29. Al-Hakam*
*
***
*He is the Ruler, and His judgment is His Word.*
*
*
*30. Al-^Adl*
*
***
*The One Who is entitled to do what He does.*
*
*
*31. Al-Latif*
*
***
*The One Who is kind to His slaves and endows upon them.*
*
*
*32. Al-Khabir*
*
***
*The One Who knows the truth of things.*
*
*
*33. Al-Halim
*
*
*
*The One Who delays the punishment for those who deserve it and then He
might forgive them.*
*
*
*34. Al-^Adhim*
*
***
*The One deserving the attributes of Exaltment, Glory, Extolement, and
Purity from all imperfection.*
*
*
*35. Al-Ghafur*
*
***
*The One Who forgives a lot.*
*
*
*36. Ash-Shakur*
*
***
*The One Who gives ample reward for a little obedience.*
*
*
*37. Al-^Aliyy*
*
***
*The One Who is clear of the attributes of the creatures.*
*
*
*38. Al-Kabir*
*
***
*The One Who is greater in status than everything.*
*
*
*39. Al-Hafidh*
*
***
*The One Who protects whatever and whomever He willed to protect.*
*
*
*40. Al-Muqit*
*
***
*The One Who has the Power.*
*
*
*41. Al-Hasib*
*
***
*The One Who gives the satisfaction.*
*
*
*42. Al-Jalil*
*
***
*The One Who is attributed with greatness of Power and Glory of status.*
*
*
*43. Al-Karim*
*
***
*The One Who is clear of abjectness.*
*
*
*44. Ar-Raqib*
*
***
*The One from Whom nothing is absent. Hence its meaning is related to the
attribute of Knowledge.*
*
*
*45. Al-Mujib*
*
***
*The One Who answers the one in need if he asks Him and rescues the yearner
if he calls upon Him.*
*
*
*46. Al-Wasi^*
*
***
*The Knowledgeable.*
*
*
*47. Al-Hakim*
*
***
*The One Who is correct in His doings.*
*
*
*48. Al-Wadud*
*
***
*The One Who loves His believing slaves and His believing slaves love Him.
His love to His slaves is His Will to be merciful to them and praise them:
Hence its meaning is related to the attributes of the Will and Kalam (His
attribute with which He orders and forbids and with which He spoke to
Muhammad and Musa. It is not a sound, nor a language, nor a letter)*
*
*
*49. Al-Majid*
*
***
*The One Who is with perfect Power, High Status, Compassion, Generosity, and
Kindness.*
*
*
*50. Al-Ba^ith*
*
***
*The One Who resurrects His slaves after death for reward and/or punishment.
*
*
*
*51. Ash-Shahid*
*
***
*The One from Whom nothing is absent.*
*
*
*52. Al-Haqq*
*
***
*The One Who truly exists, i.e., the One Whose Existence is confirmed. *
*
*
*53. Al-Wakil*
*
***
*The One Who gives the satisfaction and is relied upon.*
*
*
*54. Al-Qawiyy*
*
***
*The One with the complete Power.*
*
*
*55. Al-Matin*
*
***
*The One with extreme Power which is un-interrupted, and Who does not get
tired.*
*
*
*56. Al-Waliyy*
*
***
*The Supporter.*
*
*
*57. Al-Hamid*
*
***
*The praised One Who deserves to be praised.*
*
*
*58. Al-Muhsi*
*
***
*The One Who knows the count of things.*
*
*
*59. Al-Mubdi'*
*
***
*The One Who started the human being, that is, He created him.*
*
*
*60. Al-Mu^id*
*
***
*The One Who brings back the creatures after death.*
*
*
*61. Al-Muhyi*
*
***
*The One Who took out a living human from seminal fluid that does not have a
soul. He quickens the dead by giving the souls back to the decayed bodies on
the Resurrection Day and He makes the hearts alive by the light of
knowledge.*
*
*
*62. Al-Mumit
*
*
*
*The One Who renders the living dead.*
*
*
*63. Al-Hayy*
*
***
*The One Who is attributed with a life that is unlike our life and is not
that of a combination of soul, flesh, and blood.*
*
*
*64. Al-Qayyum*
*
***
*The One Who remains and does not end.*
*
*
*65. Al-Wajid*
*
***
*The Rich Who is never poor. AlÂWajd is Richness.*
*
*
*66. Al-Majid*
*
***
*The One Who is Majid.*
*
*
*67. Al-Wahid*
*
***
*The One without a partner.*
*
*
*68. As-Samad*
*
***
*The Master Who is relied upon in matters and is resorted to in one's needs.
*
*
*
*69. Al-Qadir*
*
***
*The One Who is attributed with Power.*
*
*
*70. Al-Muqtadir*
*
***
*The One with the perfect Power from Whom nothing is withheld.*
*
*
*71-72. Al-Muqaddim, Al-Mu'akhkhir*
*
***
*The One Who puts things in their right places. He makes ahead whatever He
wills and delays whatever He wills.*
*
*
*73. Al-'Awwal** *
*The One whose Existence is without a beginning.*
*
*
*74. Al-'Akhir*
*
***
*The One whose Existence is without an end.*
*
*
*75-76. **Adh-Dhahir, Al-Batin*
*
***
*The One above Whom nothing exists and underneath Whom nothing exists; hence
He exists without a place. His Existence is obvious by proofs. He is clear
of the delusions of bodily attributes.*
*
*
*77. Al-Wali
*
*
*
*The One Who owns things and manages them.*
*
*
*78. Al-Muta^ali*
*
***
*The One Who is clear of the attributes of the creation.*
*
*
*79. Al-Barr*
*
***
*The One Who is kind to His creatures, Who covered them with His sustenance
and specified whomever He willed among them by His support, protection, and
special mercy.*
*
*
*80. At-Tawwab*
*
***
*The One Who grants repentance to whomever He willed among His creatures and
accepts his repentance.*
*
*
*81. Al-Muntaqim*
*
***
*The One Who victoriously prevails over His enemies and punishes them for
their sins. It may mean the One Who destroys them.*
*
*
*82. Al-^Afuww*
*
***
*The One with wide forgiveness.*
*
*
*83. Ar-Ra'uf
*
*
*
*The One with extreme Mercy. The Mercy of Allah is His Will to endow upon
whomever He willed among His creatures.*
*
*
*84. Malikul-Mulk*
*
***
*The One Who controls the dominion and gives dominion to whomever He willed.
*
*
*
*85. Dhul-Jalal Wal-'Ikram*
*
***
*The One Who deserves to be Exalted and not denied.*
*
*
*86. Al-Muqsit*
*
***
*The One Who is Just in His judgment.*
*
*
*87. Al-Jami^*
*
***
*The One Who gathers the creatures on a day there is no doubt about, that
is, the Day of Judgment.*
*
*
*88. Al-Ghaniyy*
*
***
*The One Who does not need the creation.*
*
*
*89. Al-Mughni*
*
***
*The One Who satisfies the necessities of the creatures.*
*
*
*90. Al-Mani^*
*
***
*The Supporter Who protects and gives victory to His pious believers.*
*
*
*91-92. Ad -Darr, An-Nafi^*
*
***
*The One Who makes harm reach to whomever He willed and benefit to whomever
He willed.*
*
*
*93. An-Nur*
*
***
*The One Who guides.*
*
*
*94. Al-Hadi*
*
*
*The One with Whose Guidance His believers were guided, and with Whose
Guidance the living beings have been guided to what is beneficial for them
and protected from what is harmful to them.*
*
*
*95. Al-Badi^*
*
***
*The One Who created the creation and formed it without any preceding
example.*
*
*
*96. Al-Baqi** *
*
*
*The One for Whom the state of non-existence is impossible.*
*
*
*97. Al-Warith** *
*
*
*The One Whose Existence remains.*
*
*
*98. Ar-Rashid** *
*
*
*The One Who guides.*
*
*
*99. As-Sabur** *
*
*
*The One Who does not quickly punish the sinners.*

Live Like a Candle, Which Burns Itself but Gives Light 2 Others

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10.: Motivational Quotes SMS 27 enjoy life

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:35 am (PDT)

Â
Mah.P.
Chak De India

Motivational Quotes SMS
Â
Wining horse dsnt know why it runs in race
Winning horse doesnâ€™t knows why it runs in the race,
It runs because of the beat and painsâ€¦
Life is a race,god is your rider,
So if u r in pain then think,
Gods want you to winâ€¦
Â
No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat your problems with great confidence.
Â
No one sets the limit for u
Ur sky is as much as uâ€™d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as uâ€™d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do [...]
Â
eXams are there, at the paper u stare
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Â
5 things to be perfect
In life there r 5 perfect
things u should never lose -
CHARACTER
SELF RESPECT
HOPE
HEART
&
????
Well, u know my name:)
Â
Unique character like SALT
Always have a unique character like SALT,
Itâ€™s presence is not felt
but
itâ€™s ABSENCE makes all things â€œTASTELESSâ€
Â
Love and death are 2 un-invited guests
Love and death are 2 un-invited guests
When will they come nobody knows
But both have similar effects
One takes the heart
&
Other takes its beats.

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11.: Wise SMS 51 enjoy life

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:44 am (PDT)

Â
Mah.P.
Chak De India

Wise SMS
Â
Always have a
Always have a
positive attitude in life.
There is something positive
In every person.
Even a stopped watch is right
Twice a day
Â
Never cry for any relation in life
Never cry for any relation in life
Because for the one whom you cry
Does not deserve your tears
And the one who deserves
Will never let you cryâ€¦
Â
Happiness is like a butterfly
Happiness is like a butterfly,
u run after it, it keeps flying away.
If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders.
Wish u the most happiest moments!
Â
When your successful
When your successful
your well wishers know
who you are
when you are unsuccessful
you know
who your well wishers are
Â
Effort is important
Effort is important,
but knowing where
to make an effort
in your life
makes all the difference.
Â
A beautiful belief
A beautiful belief:
If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.
If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience
If he doesnâ€™t answer,
He knows u can handle
Â
Each moment of your life
Each moment of your life is a picture
which u had never seen before.
And which ull never see again so enjoy
&
live life & make each moment beautifulâ€¦.

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12.: Can you tell me that this are real pictures or paintings?

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble101@gmail.com ganeshkumble101

Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:49 am (PDT)

Can you tell me that this are real pictures or paintings?
<http://funnypicturecollections.blogspot.com/2009/10/can-you-tell-me-tha\
t-this-are-real.html>

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t-this-are-real.html>

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<http://funnypicturecollections.blogspot.com/2009/10/can-you-tell-me-tha\
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<http://funnypicturecollections.blogspot.com/2009/10/can-you-tell-me-tha\
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<http://funnypicturecollections.blogspot.com/2009/10/can-you-tell-me-tha\
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Can you tell me that this are real pictures or paintings?
<http://funnypicturecollections.blogspot.com/2009/10/can-you-tell-me-tha\
t-this-are-real.html>

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13.: *ILLUSTRATIONS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:55 am (PDT)

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14.: ( SHORT SMS ) It's me

Posted by: "Pyari Premila" innocent.peacock@gmail.com black.peacock

Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:57 am (PDT)

It's me

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This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It's me who live for you.
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Leave it once it'll will be left forever,
Get it once it'll be yours forever,

It's nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you'll be loved forever.
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.................................................... <http://smsguru.in/>

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world. <http://smsguru.in/>

.................................................... <http://smsguru.in/>

Waqt bahot kam he Saath bitane me;
Ise na gawana kabhi ruthne manane me;

'RISHTA' to humne bandh hi liya he aapse;
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15.: Wohi takraar lafzon ki

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Thu Oct 8, 2009 9:07 pm (PDT)

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16.: Good Morning... Welcome Friday!!!

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com vkaisthaa2002

Thu Oct 8, 2009 9:21 pm (PDT)

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17.: "MUMTAZ"

Posted by: "naresh.sipani" naresh.sipani@yahoo.com naresh.sipani

Thu Oct 8, 2009 9:34 pm (PDT)

!! Har Seene Main Dil Hota Hain,
Har Dil Main Ek Raaz Ki Baat Hoti Hain,

Har Koi Nahi Bana Sakta TAJ MAHAL,
Par Har Dil Main Ek "MUMTAZ" Hoti Hain. !!

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19.: PHIR SE EK KHUAAB AAYA

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20.: Perfect Pictures

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Thu Oct 8, 2009 9:58 pm (PDT)

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21.: Na tasveer hai tumahari

Posted by: "Avi Dil Se..." avivaghasiya@yahoo.com avivaghasiya

Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:11 pm (PDT)

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22.: Kyun Hum Se Khafa Ho Tum

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Thu Oct 8, 2009 10:30 pm (PDT)

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23.: AAJ FIR KUCH KAMI HAI

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24.: aaj ki ladkiyaa

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