Thursday, October 8, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2437

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Messages In This Digest (22 Messages)

1.
Shaadi nahi kar sakta From: Pyari Premila
2.
ujaa gaya chaman From: fakhri sethji
3.
PYAAR KO PAANE WALE From: Lalit Kumar Gautam
4a.
JOKES From: vijay israni
5.
Fw: Sapno se dil lagane ki ( Cool SMS ) From: Avi Dil Se...
6.
Motivational Quotes SMS 25 enjoy life From: Mahesh Popat
7.
Wise SMS 49 enjoy life From: Mahesh Popat
8.
Piyaar kisey tum kahtey ho................. From: Arvind Kumar Nigam
9.
LARKIYAAN BEWAFAA NAHI HOTI  !!!!!!!!!!! From: Arvind Kumar Nigam
10.
yaar ko manaane nikle From: Priyanka
11.
Puzzle dtd 06.10.2009 From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
12.
Proud to B INDIAN ( MUST READ AND FORWARD ) From: Manoj Rai
13.
MERE KHUDA From: Lalit Kumar Gautam
14.
Aye  dost............... From: Arvind Kumar Nigam
15.
IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD... From: Avi Vaghasiya
16a.
Funny Pictures From: Amandeep singh
17.
MAKRAAN Costal Highway - Pakistan From: Tasty_Tamanna
18.
HASYA_RANG - 01 From: Sailee
19.
:( Love Daily Sms ) Bahut khushnooma From: Tasty_Tamanna
20.
Drink is equal to yoga From: Fun Mania
21.
Parents Of The Year Awards 2009 From: Ashima Goel
22.
Smallest Girl in the World - Kenadie From: Fun Mania

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1.

Shaadi nahi kar sakta

Posted by: "Pyari Premila" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Wed Oct 7, 2009 2:49 am (PDT)



Shaadi nahi kar sakta

2.

ujaa gaya chaman

Posted by: "fakhri sethji" abu_abde@yahoo.co.in   abu_abde

Wed Oct 7, 2009 2:56 am (PDT)



ujaa gaya chaman
3.

PYAAR KO PAANE WALE

Posted by: "Lalit Kumar Gautam" lalitkumargautam52@yahoo.com   lalitkumargautam52

Wed Oct 7, 2009 3:00 am (PDT)



PYAAR KO PAANE WALE
4a.

JOKES

Posted by: "vijay israni" vijay_israni_guruaashish@yahoo.co.in   vijay_israni_guruaashish

Wed Oct 7, 2009 3:03 am (PDT)



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5.

Fw: Sapno se dil lagane ki ( Cool SMS )

Posted by: "Avi Dil Se..." avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Wed Oct 7, 2009 6:52 am (PDT)



 

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>Sapno se dil lagane ki




>Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
>har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
>ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
>ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

>...............................................

>Rishtonki Haqiqath koi kya samjhega.
>Dilon ki zaroorath koi kya samjhega,
>Unki muskurahat hai toh zindagi hai Hamari,
>Uss muskurahat ki keemat koi kya samjhega.

>...............................................

>Wo ankhon me ashq liye baite hai,
>Hum bhi unki pyar me pagal huye baite hai,
>Hum toh jaan dene ko bhi tayyar hai,
>Magar woh hamari jaan bankar baite hai.

>...............................................

>Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
>Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,
>DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,
>Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

>...............................................

> * Avi Vaghasiya
> * Avi Dil Se...
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Motivational Quotes SMS 25 enjoy life

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Wed Oct 7, 2009 6:58 am (PDT)



 
Mah.P.
Chak De India

Motivational Quotes SMS
 
past is not as important as your future
Do you know..?
Why a car´s windscreen is so large
and the the rearview mirror so small...?
Because
Your past is not as important as your future.
So Look ahead and move on !
 
When God leads u 2 da edge of cliff
When God leads u 2 da edge of cliff,
Turst Him Fully...
Only 2 things can happen....
He will catch u wen u fall or He will teach u how 2 fly
 
a beautiful qoute of the day
A beautiful qoute of the day !
If you can´t be a pencil
to write anyone´s happiness,
then atleast try to be a nice rubber,
to erase everyone´s sorrow.
 
two kind of people are happy in this world
Only two kind of people are happy in this world.
1. Mad
2. Child
Be a Mad to achieve, what you desire
and
Be a child to enjoy, what you have.
 
all depends whose hands its in
A ball in my hands is worth some rupees but
A ball in Wasim Akram´s hands is worth a million.
A gun in my hands may be useful but
A gun in Nepolean´s hands won war.
A rod in my hands may keep away an angry dog but
A rod in Moosa´s (A.S) hands parted the mighty sea.
So, put your [...]
Don´t expect anything from life
Don´t expect anything from life,
Expectations hurt...
When U don´t expect,
Evry moment is a surprise...
&
Every surprise brings hapiness..!
 
every morning you have two choices
every morning you have two choices,
continue your sleep with your dreams,
or wake up and chase your dreams
the choice is yours.

7.

Wise SMS 49 enjoy life

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:00 am (PDT)



 
Mah.P.
Chak De India

Wise SMS
 
Once, all village people
CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,that´s Confidence

TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,he laughs......
because he knows you will catch him;
that´s Trust

HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have [...]
 
When you are up in life
A FaCT :
When you are up in life,
Your friends get to know who you are.
But
When you are down in life,
You get to know who your friends are...
 
A mind, like a home
A mind, like a home,
is furnished by its owner,
so if ones life is cold and bare
he can blame none but himself.
 
Life gives answer in 3 ways
Life gives answer in 3 ways...
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
It says no and gives u something better,
It says wait and gives u the Best!
 
Lucky means who get the opportunity
Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.
 
When GOD takes away
When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He´s punishing u...
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!
 
Life is more strict than a teacher
Life is more strict than a teacher
A teacher teaches a lesson
and takes an exam.
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But life takes an exam
and then teaches a lesson.

8.

Piyaar kisey tum kahtey ho.................

Posted by: "Arvind Kumar Nigam" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com   arvindkumar.ravi

Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:01 am (PDT)





Kamosh Zabaan Ke Lafzon Mein
Kuch Posheeda Si Baatein Hai
In Posheeda Si Baaton Mein
Kuch Chahat Ki Barsaatein Hain
In Baaton Ko Hum Muddat Se
Seenay Mein Chhupaye Bethey Hain
Kuch Paaye Bina Kuch Kho Dena
Ye Piyaar Mein Ham Ne Seekha Hai
Sooraj Mein, Chand Sitaron Mein
Har Shai Main Tumhi Ko Dekha Hai
Dharkan Mein Bhi Naghma Ban Kar
Saagar Ki Tarah Tum Behtey Ho
Ye Piyaar Nahi To Tumhi Kaho…
Phir Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho?

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LARKIYAAN BEWAFAA NAHI HOTI  !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "Arvind Kumar Nigam" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com   arvindkumar.ravi

Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:06 am (PDT)



Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

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yaar ko manaane nikle

Posted by: "Priyanka" priyanka.dutt@yahoo.in   priyanka.dutt

Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:09 am (PDT)



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11.

Puzzle dtd 06.10.2009

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:14 am (PDT)



Detective DON arrived at a suicide case. The man was the rich millionaire Dr. Snoot. Apparently, he hanged himself in his attic with a small stool and belt. The only witness was Dr. Snoot's butler. The butler's story was that he was outside bringing in groceries when he looked up and saw his master through the small round attic window kicking over the stool. Immediately, the Detective knew the man was lying and arrested him. What tipped off Detective DON..?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Answer :If the butler was looking up into the attic, he couldn't have seen the Doctor kick the small stool - the attic would have been too high up for someone on the ground to see the stool through.

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12.

Proud to B INDIAN ( MUST READ AND FORWARD )

Posted by: "Manoj Rai" manojrai_india@yahoo.in   manojrai_india

Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:18 am (PDT)





 

Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) ?
A. Rajiv Gupta

 
Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)?
A. Vinod Dahm
 
Q. Who is the third richest man on the world?
A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6 th position now.
 
Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world's No.1 web based email program)?
A. Sabeer Bhatia
 
Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)?
A. Arun Netravalli
 
Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems?
A. Sanjay Tejwrika
 

Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart?
A. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar.
 
Q. We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America , even faring better than the whites and the natives.
There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA (1.5% of population). YET,
38% of doctors in USA are Indians.
12% scientists in USA are Indians.
36% of NASA scientists are Indians.
34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.
13% of XEROX employees are! Indians.
 
Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA .
 
   1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.
   2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
   3. The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Na landa built in the 4 th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
   4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.
   5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.
   6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.
   7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.
   8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now k! Nown as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6 th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.
   9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India . Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11 th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 10 53.
  10. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.
  11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.
  12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
  13. Chess was invented in India .
  14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India .
  15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley ( Indus Valley Civilisation) .
  16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.
 
Quotes about India :
 
    * We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.
      Albert Einstein.
    * India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition.
      Mark Twain.
    * If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man      began the dream of existence, it is India .
      French scholar Romain Rolland.
    * India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.
      Hu Shih
      (former Chinese ambassador to USA )
 
I hope you enjoyed it and work towards the welfare of INDIA .
 
Say proudly, I AM AN INDIAN.
 

Manoj Rai
bile No. : 9810643040 (24 X 7)
E-Mail ID : manojrai_india@hotmail.com

Now I am available on ORKUT as well.
 
Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.
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13.

MERE KHUDA

Posted by: "Lalit Kumar Gautam" lalitkumargautam52@yahoo.com   lalitkumargautam52

Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:29 am (PDT)





MERE KHUDA

 

JUBA PAR NAAM AATE HE,

HAJAAR AANSU CHALAK JAATE HE,

KABHI KARTE THE HAJAAR BAATE,

AB MILNE KO TARASJAATE HE.....

 

 

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MERE KHUDA TUNE MUJHE,

KABRA SE BHI KAM DI HE JAMI,

JO PAAO PHELAAO TO,

DEEWARO SE SAR LAGTA HE

 

Aapka

 

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14.

Aye  dost...............

Posted by: "Arvind Kumar Nigam" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com   arvindkumar.ravi

Wed Oct 7, 2009 7:30 am (PDT)



"Aye dost tujhpar aitbar bahut hai,

Ye dil teri chahat ka talabgar bahut hai,

Teri surat na dekhein to dikhai kuch bhi nahin deta,

kya kare hamen tumse pyar bahut hai."

15.

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Wed Oct 7, 2009 10:45 am (PDT)



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Wed Oct 7, 2009 11:23 am (PDT)



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Wed Oct 7, 2009 11:54 am (PDT)



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HASYA_RANG - 01

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Wed Oct 7, 2009 11:47 pm (PDT)



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:( Love Daily Sms ) Bahut khushnooma

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Thu Oct 8, 2009 1:08 am (PDT)



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Drink is equal to yoga

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Thu Oct 8, 2009 1:38 am (PDT)



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