Wednesday, November 14, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1670

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
New Mercedes Without Steering Wheel...... From: Sunny Kinger
2.
REMEMBER TO REMEMBER !!! From: glassnost
3.
Do You Know HOW PEARLS COMES TO MARKET??? From: Sumit Goel
4.
THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING A DOG !!! From: glassnost
5.
TO A SPECIAL PERSON WHOSE HEART IS MY HOME !!! From: glassnost
6.
When Good Clothes Go Bad - Frightful Fashion ( Photo Shop ) From: Shiv@nsh
7.
MOST DARING PUBLIC KISS IN HISTORY !!! From: glassnost
8.
whats going on? From: egojames007@aol.com
9.
American Thinking (Joke) From: Saawariya
10.
__Beautiful Birds feeding__ From: :::Priya Jain:::
11.
PAKISTAN IN THE DARK From: glassnost
12a.
Professional Animals From: nisha friend
13.
COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS...PART - 80 From: VIKASH GUPTA
14.
Pain of a married man From: Saawariya
15.
FIRST SYMPTOMS OF DIVORCE !!! From: glassnost
16.
SPECIAL MESSAGE TO CHOOSY EVES  ..... From: glassnost
17.
Best Photographs From: Sumit Goel
18.
HONEY ! I HAVE A SIMPLE QUESTION ................ From: glassnost
19.
STATUE OF LIBERTY From: ~ Jenn ~
20.
SHAYARI From: kul_jpr
21.
THE ART OF FINDING FAULT From: glassnost
22a.
*COLOURS*_* From: TUNA
23.
Zindagi   vich   pyaar   jihna   nu    nahi    hoya    naseeb, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
24.
Teer nazran day chalauna khoob hai, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
25.
Hijack on Plane From: Manori Gunawardena

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New Mercedes Without Steering Wheel......

Posted by: "Sunny Kinger" sunnykinger@gmail.com   sunny_kinger

Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:47 am (PST)



This latest model of mercedes runs with
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REMEMBER TO REMEMBER !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:47 am (PST)


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Do You Know HOW PEARLS COMES TO MARKET???

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:48 am (PST)



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THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING A DOG !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:49 am (PST)



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TO A SPECIAL PERSON WHOSE HEART IS MY HOME !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:54 am (PST)


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When Good Clothes Go Bad - Frightful Fashion ( Photo Shop )

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:55 am (PST)

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MOST DARING PUBLIC KISS IN HISTORY !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:55 am (PST)



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whats going on?

Posted by: "egojames007@aol.com" egojames007@aol.com   jocisoo7

Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:56 am (PST)

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American Thinking (Joke)

Posted by: "Saawariya" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   meenu.sharma2009

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:00 am (PST)

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----- Original Message -----
From: ATUL VERMA
Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 3:42 PM
American Thinking (Joke)

Man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.

When the dog is about to bite the woman,

the man intervenes and kicks the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this.

He said "That was great.

I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.

Tomorrow the headline will be

'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here.

I am from US". Reporter " OK.
Then the headline will be

US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.

I'm a Pakistani national".

Next day, the headline in the paper read .... .... .... .... .... .... ........ .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....

TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG

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__Beautiful Birds feeding__

Posted by: ":::Priya Jain:::" priya2love@yahoo.co.in   priya2love

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:02 am (PST)


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PAKISTAN IN THE DARK

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:03 am (PST)



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Professional Animals

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Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:05 am (PST)

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COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS...PART - 80

Posted by: "VIKASH GUPTA" vikashgupta058@gmail.com   blusky031

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:07 am (PST)



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Pain of a married man

Posted by: "Saawariya" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   meenu.sharma2009

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:09 am (PST)

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Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:18 PM

Pain of a married man

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of
him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

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we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she
replies.

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when your father caught us in the garden?"

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He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released
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FIRST SYMPTOMS OF DIVORCE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:09 am (PST)



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SPECIAL MESSAGE TO CHOOSY EVES  .....

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:10 am (PST)



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Best Photographs

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:12 am (PST)



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HONEY ! I HAVE A SIMPLE QUESTION ................

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:13 am (PST)



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19.

STATUE OF LIBERTY

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" lil_drgn@windstream.net   whitewolf6887

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:14 am (PST)

During the WW I years, Arthur S. Mole and John D. Thomas made some incredible human pictures by using thousands of sailors or soldiers in uniform to create images.

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SHAYARI

Posted by: "kul_jpr" kul_jpr@yahoo.co.in   kul_jpr

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:14 am (PST)

Bhookh Maut Se Badi hai
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Bhookh maut se Badi hai
Subah mitao Sham Khadi hai

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THE ART OF FINDING FAULT

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:15 am (PST)



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*COLOURS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:17 am (PST)



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Zindagi   vich   pyaar   jihna   nu    nahi    hoya    naseeb,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:11 pm (PST)


Zindagi vich pyaar jihna nu nahi hoya naseeb,

Zindagi vich pyaar jihna nu nahi hoya naseeb,
Oh hee saanu dekh kay jalday rahey jalday rahey,
Us nu apnay naal lai kay bheed vichon main langh gaya,
Sadan vaaley akhiyan malday rahey malday rahey,

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Teer nazran day chalauna khoob hai,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:11 pm (PST)

Teer nazran day chalauna khoob hai,

Yaar tera muskurauna khoob hai,
Vekh kay nazran churauna khoob hai,
Duur hoyi see jivein milna nahi,
Duur jaa kay paas auna khoob hai,
Hosh mainu hun apna reha nahi,
Mast nazran chon pilauna khoob hai,
Unjh tan bhavein har adaa katil teri,
Teer nazran day chalauna khoob hai,
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Hijack on Plane

Posted by: "Manori Gunawardena" manorisash@yahoo.com   manorisash

Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:15 pm (PST)

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Then suddenly

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"hi...john"

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Rockstar said...

COLLECTION OF MY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. VARUN..
varunchotani@gmail.com
varunchotani@yahoo.com

**** PART- 160 ****

1) Kabhi khamosh baithogi kabhi kuch gungunaogi
Main utanaa yaad aaungaa mujhe jitanaa bhulaogi
Koi jab puch baithega khamoshi kaa sabab tum se
Bahut samjhana chahogi magar samajha na paogi
Kahin par bhii rahen ham muhabat phir muhabat hai
Tumhen ham yaad aayenge hamen tum yaad aaogi

2) Meri tasvir mein rang aur kisi kaa to nahin
Gher len mujhko sab aake main tamasha to nahin
Zindagi tujhase har ik saans pe samjhauta karuun
Shauq jiine ka hai mujhko magar itana to nahin
Ruuh ko dard mila dard ko ankhen na mili
Tujhko mahasus kiya hai tujhe dekha to nahin

3) Dil hai hiire ki kaani jism gulabo wala
Mera mahboob hai dar asl kitabo wala
Husn hai rang hai shokhi hai adaa hai usme
Ek hi jaam magar kitani sharabo wala
Husn e bebak se ho jati hai ankhen roshan
Dil men utara hai magar ruup hijaabo wala

4) Phir nazar se pila dijiye
Hosh mere uda dijiye
Chodiye dushmani ki ranjish
Ab zara muskura dijiye
Baat afsana ban jayegi
Is kadar mat hawa dijiye
Aaiye khul ke miliye gale
Sab takalluf hata dijiye

5) Muskurakar mila karo humse
Kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse
Baat karne se baat badhti hai
Roz baten kiya karo humse
Dekh lete hai saaf palko mein
Yu na parda karo humse

6) Waqt ki rahon me aap bhula de chahe hume per hum aapko bhula nahi payenge pyar se awaz dena sapne me hum haqiqat main chale ayenge.

7) Dil ki dhadkn ruk si gayi hai...
Saase meri tham si gayi hai...
Pucha tha dil ke doctor se humne..
Pata chala is dil mai aapki yaade jam si gayi hai...

8) Ye asar hai unki najar ka
ya mere dil ka kasur hai
aaj meri hasi bhi mere labo se dur hai
wo khadi hai samne dekhta hu mai
kaun jaane kaun apne hi dil se majbur hai

9) Kohre me b ek raaj hai..
Koi dur hokar b paas hai..
Un larajti bundo ki khamoshi me ek baat hai..
Nam hai jamee phir b ek pyaas hai..
Bas ehsaas hai..

10) Ankhen thi kahan itni sharabi pehle
Chehre the kahan itne kitaabi pehle
Aaina zara dekhiye boson ke baad
Kya hoth the itne hi gulabi pehle.

NOW JOIN MY SMS NETWORK!

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"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart..!!

VARUN..
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varunchotani@yahoo.com
+919888627907

February 18, 2008 at 10:18 PM

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