Monday, November 19, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1680

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Messages In This Digest (7 Messages)

1.
"If Only You Believes" From: ganeshkumble11
2.
RARE MIRRORS From: ganeshkumble11
3.
Nice Flowers For Nice People From: Anil Kumar
4.
Disappointed salesman of Coca Cola From: navekazama
5.
AN OPEN BRIBE !!! From: glassnost
6.
How to stay young !a From: ganeshkumble11
7.
WILL GOD ANSWER HIS PRAYER ??? From: glassnost

Messages

1.

"If Only You Believes"

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:06 am (PST)

"If Only You Believes"

"Surprise"

Elusive Rainbow

Making Friends

Mountain Falls

Inspirations

River Life

What a Wonderful World

Fearless Fairies

From : Ganesh Kumble.......
Your sweet comments are welcome.

ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
2.

RARE MIRRORS

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:39 am (PST)

3.

Nice Flowers For Nice People

Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in   anilkumar_engr5

Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:41 am (PST)

Follows-----

Bring your gang together - do your thing. Go to http://in.promos.yahoo.com/groups
4.

Disappointed salesman of Coca Cola

Posted by: "navekazama" badnave@gmail.com   navekazama

Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:43 am (PST)


A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East
assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was
very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is
virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak
Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… totally
exhausted and panting.

Desert man

Second, the man is drinking our Cola and

Third, our man is now totally refreshed.

Drinking Coca cola

Then these posters were pasted all over the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also
didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left…"

5.

AN OPEN BRIBE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:45 am (PST)


*HEY MAN ! I AM HER BEST FRIEND !
SEND SOME BONES FOR ME AS ATTACHMENTS
AND I CAN RECOMMEND YOUR CASE TO HER !!!
WHAT SAY ????

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GLASSNOST

6.

How to stay young !a

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:02 am (PST)

How to stay young!
The info below is priceless. Enjoy.

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches;)

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and Lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity

And if you don't send this to at least four people - who cares?
But do share this with someone.

ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
7.

WILL GOD ANSWER HIS PRAYER ???

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:06 pm (PST)



GLASSNOST

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GLASSNOST

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