Wednesday, November 21, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1682

Messages In This Digest (21 Messages)

1.
~ ~ WhAt A GiRl FeeL @ HeArT ~ ~ReSPeCt GiRls~~, AlL BoYs MusT ReAD From: Sunny Kinger
2.
THIS IS HOW IT ALL BEGINS ............ From: glassnost
3.
HOLD FIRM ! DO IT FROM THE BACK ! ENJOY ! From: glassnost
4.
Crystal Ball From: Jex
5.
Beauty on Earth From: Jex
6.
Twins 1 From: Jex
7.
Rock 1 From: Jex
8.
Twins 2 From: Jex
9.
Patricia Waller's Funny/Weird Handcraft 2 From: Jex
10.
!*!*! Engagement Ring !*!*! From: ♣Ferdouz♣
11.
Walking Scooter From: vasu rajeendran
12.
WHY SONIA IS SO AFRAID OF KARUNANIDHI ??? From: glassnost
13.
baby animation From: Rajkrishna Verma
14.
Hasna Mana Hai From: MIMERCHANT
15.
RADHA - KRISHNA From: pratik9979
16.
Rules for Guaranteed Promotion...sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
17.
(((((((((( Sachhii )))))))))) From: MIMERCHANT
18a.
Success quotes From: ~~SHWETA~~
19.
^^ -<< OUR BEAUTYFUL FRIENDSHIP >>- ^^ From: pratik9979
20a.
Pics That u Will Love From: ~~SHWETA~~
21.
Variations : 10 changes (Photoshop Art) From: ganeshkumble11

Messages

1.

~ ~ WhAt A GiRl FeeL @ HeArT ~ ~ReSPeCt GiRls~~, AlL BoYs MusT ReAD

Posted by: "Sunny Kinger" sunnykinger@gmail.com   sunny_kinger

Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:23 am (PST)


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*1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's
crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to
give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is
why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of
the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will
melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react
to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would
start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a
friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone
for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings
and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most
girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may
act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on
the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her
friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get
to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study,
leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that
she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never
noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is
standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she
loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and
going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to
their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls
want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

31. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with their
ex. But never know how*.....
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2.

THIS IS HOW IT ALL BEGINS ............

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:24 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

3.

HOLD FIRM ! DO IT FROM THE BACK ! ENJOY !

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:25 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

4.

Crystal Ball

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:28 am (PST)

5.

Beauty on Earth

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:28 am (PST)

6.

Twins 1

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:30 am (PST)

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7.

Rock 1

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:33 am (PST)

8.

Twins 2

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:36 am (PST)

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9.

Patricia Waller's Funny/Weird Handcraft 2

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:36 pm (PST)

10.

!*!*! Engagement Ring !*!*!

Posted by: "♣Ferdouz♣" fahmedcarrefour@gmail.com   fahmedcarrefour

Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:40 pm (PST)

~* I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free *~

!*!*! Engagement Ring !*!*!

Nowadays, the engagement ring is a staple in our Western culture. It's
taken for granted that if you want to tie the knot, you'll need a ring to
show you're serious about a girl. Everyday guys come in our store needing to
find the perfect ring, but few know why or how a ring has become the symbol
of love. I'll expound on the history a bit so you can not only be a knight
in shining armor, but also an educated knight in shining armor.

The ancient Egyptians were the first civilization to use the circle as a
symbol of the union between a man and a woman. The very nature of a circle,
without a beginning or an end, represents the eternity of love. The
Egyptians formed the first rings from bone or simple metals.

The ancient Greeks had a different angle on the ring. For them, the ring
was a symbol of betrothal, a promise to one day become engaged.

Across many cultures, there's evidence that a gold ring emerged as the
traditional gift of choice for a man to give the family of his future bride.

If you're wondering when diamonds entered the engagement process, tradition
has it that the first diamond engagement ring was given in 1477 to Mary of
Burgundy by Archduke Maximillian of Hamburg. Because diamond is the hardest
and strongest mineral on earth, it was seen to resist breakage, and thus
symbolize the unbending union of a man and woman in wedlock. So it became
increasingly popular for the European super wealthy and royalty to give a
diamond engagement ring at this time.

Less wealthy citizens would have given a Fede (faith) ring in the form of
two clasped hands more akin to the more modern claddagh (clasped hands)
engagement rings.

And why do we wear the ring on the left hand? Tradition states that a vein
called the vena amoris runs directly to the heart from the third finger of
the left hand.

Fashion must have moved slowly then, because it was almost another 300
years until the development of the wedding band. In 1761, Queen Charlotte
was the first documented bride to wear a wedding band to "guard her
engagement ring". It seems to be a nice present from her forward-thinking
man, King George III. If only he knew the implications of that gift.

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11.

Walking Scooter

Posted by: "vasu rajeendran" rejck@yahoo.co.in   rejck

Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:41 pm (PST)

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12.

WHY SONIA IS SO AFRAID OF KARUNANIDHI ???

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:46 pm (PST)



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GLASSNOST

13.

baby animation

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:49 pm (PST)

Thank You misra66 ay ji!!! Nice one!!

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14.

Hasna Mana Hai

Posted by: "MIMERCHANT" rajimp@gmail.com   rajimpre

Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:54 pm (PST)

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*Shoher raat ko sotay waqt biwi kay takiye kay ooper aik parchi likh kar
rakhta hai kay "Mujhay Subah 6 Jaga dena". *
**
*Jub shoher sahab subah ko uthtay hain to dekhtay hain kay 9 baj rahay
hotay hain aur wahin per aik parchi parri hoti hai, jis per likha hota hai
"Uthiyee 6 baj chukay hain. *
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* Qaidi hota hai *
**
*ek qaidi ko police walay zor zor se maar rahay hote hain. *
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*wo usko jitna maartay wo utni zor zor se hans raha hota hai. *
**
*ek danda parta... cheekh cheekh kar hansta... hahahahhaha.. *
**
*thapar parta.. or zor se hansta .. hahahhahahah. *
**
*akhir police walay pareshan aagaye. ek Police walay ne poocha bhai tumhara
masla kya hai? tumeh hum mar rahay hain or tum hansay ja rahay ho? *
**
*Qaidi bola: Tumeh pata he nahee hai tum ghalat aadmi ko maar rahay ho
!..... hahhaha*
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them asks Santa sing, "Singh saab, how come you are celebrating?"..... comes
the reply : *
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15.

RADHA - KRISHNA

Posted by: "pratik9979" pratik9979@yahoo.com   pratik9979

Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:00 pm (PST)

16.

Rules for Guaranteed Promotion...sRe...

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:00 pm (PST)



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Rules for Guaranteed Promotion

1. Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading
for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're
heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like
they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of
stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you
work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer.
You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast
without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the
societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like
to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss -
and you *will* get caught - your best defense is to claim you're teaching
yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3. Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks
like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around
your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's
work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody
is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an
existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Voice Mail
Never answers your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just
because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they
want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls
through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it
sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're
not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though
you're being a devious weasel.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed
According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient
and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6. Leave the Office Late
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You
could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have
no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on
your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours ( e.g. 9:35pm,
7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that
you are under extreme pressure.

8. Stacking Strategy
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books
on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).

9. Build Vocabulary
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new
products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember:
They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10. MOST IMPORTANT!!!

DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!

Best Regards,

G. SREEDHAR

E&I Department

Caspian Shipyard Company Ltd.,

South bay, KMNF Basin,

Baku, Azerbaijan

Ext: 249

Mobile: (00994-50)3758976

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17.

(((((((((( Sachhii ))))))))))

Posted by: "MIMERCHANT" rajimp@gmail.com   rajimpre

Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:02 pm (PST)

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* Gulab ki tarh aapka chehra khila dengi*

* Mat chodna dear kabhi meri yaado ko*

*Ye yade aapko humse mila dengi*

* Sachhii !*

* I Love You Dear !*

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18a.

Success quotes

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Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:06 pm (PST)



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^^ -<< OUR BEAUTYFUL FRIENDSHIP >>- ^^

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Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:08 pm (PST)

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Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:11 pm (PST)



Sleep as much as you can...

Frown when you get upset...


Read books that you enjoy...




Play with simple things...

Do whatever you want whenever you want...

Look for affection when you need it...

Get serious once in a while...


Forget about diets...

Show some affection...

Get angry once in a while...

Change your look...

Be happy, above all, regardless what your challenges may be... These are only to show you how strong we can be and overcome them...


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Variations : 10 changes (Photoshop Art)

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Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:13 pm (PST)

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