Saturday, November 17, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1675

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1a.
Ek thi ladki............PLS READ THIS From: Shankar Adaviyar
2.
Congratulations From: rajeev gadhwal
3.
LAGAA DEMOCRACY MEIN DAAG !!! From: glassnost
4.
FW:  GIVE IT A THOUGHT !!! From: Hithesh Kumar K
5.
Cute,Cute,Cuteies From: faisal zafar
6.
Wo kah kar chalay From: Neha Parikh
7.
Ishq to ik raah hai ........... From: ""Aapka Apna""
8.
Ae Khuda tu yaad aya......... From: ""Aapka Apna""
9.
Jane kiske liye... From: Neha Parikh
10.
Ek Adhooree See Kahani........... From: ""Aapka Apna""
11.
Tarasti He Meri Aankhe From: Neha Parikh
12.
FantAstiK WallPapEr From: Ashish T
13.
Request to all .. From: ~~SHWETA~~
14.
what do girls do most of the time? (must see) From: anju sonik
15.
DRAVID ASKS !!! RAHUL REPLIES !!! From: glassnost
16.
REQUEST TO ALL From: ~~SHWETA~~
17.
: Lage raho Munna bhai ( jokes ) From: Love is Life
18.
hi frnds From: jitinkumar_k
19.
CONFESSIONS OF A CIGARETTE !!! From: glassnost
20.
The Best Wild Life Photo (Published in Gujarat Samachar on 16 Nov 20 From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
21.
Call Me Your Friend From: Lovely Kurdi
22.
hi All From: the lunatic
23.
jUst ReAd & eNjOy. From: SoNa
24.
WHAT DO WE CALL THEM ??????? From: glassnost
25.
BEWARE : YOU'RE NEXT KISS COULD BE YOUR LAST !!! From: glassnost

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1a.

Ek thi ladki............PLS READ THIS

Posted by: "Shankar Adaviyar" adaviyar@hotmail.com

Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:57 am (PST)



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LADKI KITNI SIYANI

PLS READ THIS CAREFULLY...
Ek thi ladki meri saheli saath pali aur saath hi kheli phoolon jaise gaal the uske resham jaise baal the uske ham usko gudiya kehte the rangon ki pudiya kehte the saari thi mujhe pyaari thi wo nanheen raajdulaari thi wo ek din usne bholepan se poochha ye paapa se ja ke ab main khush rehti hu jaise sada hi kya khush rahungi aaise paapa bole meri bacchhi baat bataaun tujh ko sacchhi kal ki baat na koi jaane kehte hain ye sabhi siyaane ( ye mat socho kal kya hoga jo bhi hoga acchha hoga ) -2 bachpan beeta aai jawaani ladki ban gayi roop ki raani college mein ithalaati phirti bal khaati lehraati phirti ek sundar chanchal ladke ne chhup-chhup kar chupke-chupke se ladki ki tasveer banaayi aur ye keh kar use dikhaayi is par apna naam to likh do chhota sa paigaam to likh do ladki pehle to sharamaai phir man hi man mein muskaai ik din usne bholepan se poochha ye apne saajan se ab main khush rehti hu jaise sada hi kya khush rahungi aaise usne kaha ki meri raani itni baat hai maine jaani kal ki baat na koi jaane kehte hain ye sabhi siyaane ( ye mat socho kal kya hoga jo bhi hoga acchha hoga ) -3 oon hoon -2 ik paradesi door se aaya ladki par haq apna jataaya ghar waalon ne haami bhar di pardesi ki marzi kar di pyaar ke waade huye na poore rah gaye saare khwaab adhoore chhod ke saathi aur hamsaaye chal di ladki des paraaye do baanhon ke haar ne roka vaadon ki deewaar ne roka ghaayal dil ka pyaar pukaara aanchal ka har taar pukaara par ladki kuch munh se na boli patthar ban kar gair ki ho li ab gumsum hairaan si hai wo mujhse bhi anjaan si hai wo jab bhi dekho chup rehti hai kehti hai to ye kehti hai kal ki baat na koi jaane kehte hain ye sabhi siyaane
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++jaisi bhi hoon achi buri apnay liay hoon mein khud ko nahin dekhti auron ki nazar say
" Dream as if u'll live forever;
live as if u'll die today "

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Congratulations

Posted by: "rajeev gadhwal" rajeev_gadhwal@yahoo.co.in   rajeev_gadhwal

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:00 am (PST)

Dear Ganesh,
I along with my wife Namerta and Daughter Trisha congratulate you and your wife getting on to the family way. Congrats for being a father.

Regards

Rajeev Kumar

D - 18, Urja Nagar, SECL Colony,
Gevra Project, Dist - Korba
Chattisgarh - 495452

Tele. +91-9826135995
Office -+91-7815 - 274921

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LAGAA DEMOCRACY MEIN DAAG !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:01 am (PST)



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FW:  GIVE IT A THOUGHT !!!

Posted by: "Hithesh Kumar K" hithesh@dynamatics.net

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:02 am (PST)


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Cute,Cute,Cuteies

Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com   s_fzafar

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:11 am (PST)














































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Wo kah kar chalay

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:37 am (PST)

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* Wo kah kar chalay itni mulaqat bohat hai, **
main nay kaha ruk jao abhi raat bohat hai*

*
ansoo merey tham jain to phir shoq say jana
aisay main kahaan jao gay barsaat bohat hai*

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* Kaanton Se Guzar Jaanaa Sholon Se Nikal Jaanaa*

* Phuulon Kii Bastii Main Jaanaa To Sambhal Jaanaa*

*
Din Apnii Chiraagon Ki Maanind Guzarte Hain*

* Har Subah Ko Bujh Jaanaa Har Shaam Ko Jal Jaanaa*

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* Bachchon Hi Si Fitrat Hai Ham Ahl-e-muhabbat Ki*

* Zid Karnaa Machal Jaanaa Phir Khud Hi Sambhal Jaanaa*

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* Vo Shakhs Bhalaa Mera Kyaa Saath Nibhaayegaa*

* Mausam Ki Tarah Jis Ne Siikhaa Hai Badal Jaanaa*

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Shayari kya hai....ek pyare se dost ne kaha hai
Bas...

Ek baat... jo kehte kehte chupa lee jaye..
Ek yaad... jo seene se laga lee jaye...
Jante ho shayari kuch u hoti hai dosto..
Ki ik aah.. chand lafjo me chupa lee jaye.

Kuchh log sher o shayeri ko pesha bana lete hein........
Hum to bas yun hi haal e dil bayan kar dete hein.........

Thanx for every thing dosto....

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Ishq to ik raah hai ...........

Posted by: """Aapka Apna""" sunilrcm@yahoo.com   sunilrcm

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:38 am (PST)

Ishq to ik raah hai

Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena

Ispe to chalte rehna hai
Kahin kisi ko thaam na lena
--------------------------------------
Jo pehle se hi chal raha ho is dagar pe
Chupke se uske saath ho lena
Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena
----------------------------------------
Is raah mein 'kahin-kahin' gulshan bhi milenge
Baki sab jagah to registaan hai sanam
Kahin ise khushiyon ki
Baghiya hina samajh lena
Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena
-------------------------------------------
Bahut lambi hai yeh doori
Bad aakhri saans tak chalegi
Isi liye, galti se bhi galat
Humsafar na chun lena
Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena
----------------------------------------
Is raah mein bahut saathi mil jayenge
Waqt ke saath shayd who bhi choot jayenge
Bas karma ik khayal
Kisis khoobsurat saathi pe
Yeh dil na kurbaan kar dena
Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena
-----------------------------------------
Jab kabhi lage ki
Ab aur nahin chal sakte
Ban ke saya jo tumhaare saath chaal hai
Us khuda ko zara dekh lena
Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena
-----------------------------------------
Aur jo kabhie raste mein mil jayein
Puraana saathi
Nazrein na churana
Bas zara sa muskura dena
Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena
--------------------------------------------
Chalte-chalte jab
Saansein tham jayengi
Yeh raah aur bhi asaan ho jayegi

"Saanso pe ho jayegi khatam YEH DAGAR
Aisa samajhne ki galti na kar
"DENA"
Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena

Bahut lambi hai yeh doorie
Baad aakhri saans tak chalegi
Ise do jimson ki doorie na samajh lena

Ishq to raah hai,
Ae Musafir
Ise manzil na samajh lena

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Ae Khuda tu yaad aya.........

Posted by: """Aapka Apna""" sunilrcm@yahoo.com   sunilrcm

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:39 am (PST)

Ae Khuda tu yaad aya

Fiza ne jab dariya mein pani ko sehlaya
To jitne bal khake paani kinaron se takraya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
-------------------
Jab baarish ki boondo ne dharti ko chooma
Humne zameen par bikharte sitaaro ko paya
Jitne sitaaron ko saawan ne barsaya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
-------------------
Fiza ne jab gulshan mein foolo ko mehkaya
to jitani baar mehak ko humnei apni saanson mein paya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
-------------------
baadlon ke peeche se jab
suraj yun muskaya
uski naram kirano se tune
jab zindagi ki Lau (fire) ko jalaya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Gulshan ki raahon se jab main guzra
to jitane khushgwaar ehsaaso ko maine kareeb paya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
-------------------
Ae kaash ke tu har waqt
Yun hi mere saatjh rahe
Na main kuch kahun
Tu bhi khamosh hi rahe
Bas nazron se nazrein
Isharon mein baatein kahe
Aur dekh kar yun humein

KOI aur deewana bhi yeh kahe

KI AE KHUDA TU YAAD AAYA
AE KHUDA TU YAAD AYA.....

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Jane kiske liye...

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:40 am (PST)

*
*

* Is duniya mein apna kya hai.,*

* Kehne ko sub kuch apna hai,*

* *

* Koi aahat nahi raahen sunsan hein,
Aarzoo ke nagar sare viran hai,...
Kya kahen sochke hum bhi hairan hein,...*

* *

* Is tarah kitne din kis tarah hum jiye.
raah takte hai jane kiske liye...*

* *

* Door tak ab koi sang saathi nahi,
koi deepak nahi koi vaadi nahi,
kya kare zindgi ye batati nahi...*

* *

* gham jo itne zahar hai koi kab tak piye
raah takte hai hum jane kiske liye...*

* *

* Raat dhalne lagi bujh gaye hein diye,..
Raah bhatakte hai hum jane kiske liye...*

* *

* Jane kiske liye...*

* *

* Is nagri ke kuch logo ne*

* Dard ka naam dava rakha hai...*

* *

* Gaanth agar lag jaye to phir rishtey ho ya doori*

* lakh kare koshish khulne mein waqt to lagta hai*

* *

* Woh nahi sunte hamari kya kare....*

* Mangte hai hum Duaa jinke liye..*

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Shayari kya hai....ek pyare se dost ne kaha hai
Bas...

Ek baat... jo kehte kehte chupa lee jaye..
Ek yaad... jo seene se laga lee jaye...
Jante ho shayari kuch u hoti hai dosto..
Ki ik aah.. chand lafjo me chupa lee jaye.

Kuchh log sher o shayeri ko pesha bana lete hein........
Hum to bas yun hi haal e dil bayan kar dete hein.........

Thanx for every thing dosto....

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नेहा परीख
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Ek Adhooree See Kahani...........

Posted by: """Aapka Apna""" sunilrcm@yahoo.com   sunilrcm

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:40 am (PST)

Ek Adhooree See Kahani

Zindagee ka wo mera anokha din tha,

Aur wo hee college ka mera pehla din tha,

Mila tha us din ek anjaan shaksh se,

Jisey jaanta hu mein aaj kayee saal se,

Khushi se chalta raha, humaree dosti ka ye safar,

Rakhte thei us waqt hum, ek ek pal tak ki khabar,

Socha jab banne ko, ek dusre ka humsafar,

Toh waqt ne hee kiya hume, ek dusre se bekhabar...

Pata nahi tha ki aisa bhi hoga zindagee mei humaree,

Shayad kismat hee hai kuch kharab humaree,

Khushi hai is baat ki, ki mila tha sath unka hume,

Par ab kyu juda kiya, kismat ne humse uneh,

Door ho gaye itna, jiska khayal bhi na tha,

Lagta hai kabhi kabhi, ki shayad wo pyar hee na tha,

Socha na tha zindagee me humne kabhi aisa,

Ki milega pyar hume unka, sirf din me do pal ke jaisa

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Tarasti He Meri Aankhe

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:41 am (PST)

*
*

* Tarasti He Meri Aankhe*

* *

*Tarasti He Meri Aankhe,*

*Aapke Chahre Par Hasi Dekhne K Liye....*

*Taraste Mere Honth,*

*Aapke Labo Ko Chune K Liye....*

*Tarasti He Meri Suni Bahe,*

*Aapki Baho K Liye....*

*Tarasti He Meri Sanse,*

*Aapki Sanso K Milen Ke Liye....*

*Taraste He Ye Badal*

*Hum Dono Ko Bhigone K Liye....*

*Tarasti He Ye Hawa,*

*Hamari Ruh Ko Ek Karne K Liye....*

*Tarasti He Meri Ye Aawaj,*

*Tera Naam In Vadiyon Me Gujaane K Liye....*

*Tarasti He Meri Jaan,*

*Sirf Aap Ko Paane K Liye....*

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Shayari kya hai....ek pyare se dost ne kaha hai
Bas...

Ek baat... jo kehte kehte chupa lee jaye..
Ek yaad... jo seene se laga lee jaye...
Jante ho shayari kuch u hoti hai dosto..
Ki ik aah.. chand lafjo me chupa lee jaye.

Kuchh log sher o shayeri ko pesha bana lete hein........
Hum to bas yun hi haal e dil bayan kar dete hein.........

Thanx for every thing dosto....

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नेहा परीख
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FantAstiK WallPapEr

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:44 am (PST)



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Request to all ..

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:07 am (PST)



Dear Friends
Please do not forward mails to me of different Groups as I am already members to various groups and is receiving the same
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what do girls do most of the time? (must see)

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:09 am (PST)

what do girls do most of the time?
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Kaha Se Milta Hai Itna Energy ??

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DRAVID ASKS !!! RAHUL REPLIES !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:09 am (PST)



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REQUEST TO ALL

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:09 am (PST)



Dear Friends
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: Lage raho Munna bhai ( jokes )

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:12 am (PST)

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PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun
aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund
rehla hai.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/>

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin
bolega.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/>

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai
na.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/>

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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan
lega.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/>

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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay
batao.
MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein
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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata
mamu.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/>

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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford
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Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
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With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and
in shock asks ...
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha
hai?
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs
fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time
500.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/>
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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hi frnds

Posted by: "jitinkumar_k" jitinkumar_k@yahoo.co.in   jitinkumar_k

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:13 am (PST)

i want daily jokes

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CONFESSIONS OF A CIGARETTE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:14 am (PST)



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The Best Wild Life Photo (Published in Gujarat Samachar on 16 Nov 20

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:20 am (PST)



<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> In Oman the Omani military
were surprised that during their training in the Samhan Mountain

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> in Deffaar state they saw
a big snake dragging a cow and this picture was captured by one of the
soldier.

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only> FunAndFunOnly
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Call Me Your Friend

Posted by: "Lovely Kurdi" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   meenu.sharma2009

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:22 am (PST)

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----- Original Message -----
From: Leena
Sent: Friday, October 12, 2007 7:18 PM

I call "YOU" friend Becoz......
Because you are always there for me.

Because I feel comfortable around you.

Because you actually hear what I say.

Because you bring out the best in me.

Because you accept me for who I am.

Because you are not afraid to tell it like it is.

Because you make me smile.

Because you are down to earth.

Because you make me feel loved.

Because we have so much fun together..

I hope you call "ME"friend

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hi All

Posted by: "the lunatic" thelunaticc@yahoo.com   thelunaticc

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:23 am (PST)

hi. i m new in this group hope i will have fun here.
thanks

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jUst ReAd & eNjOy.

Posted by: "SoNa" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   meenu.sharma2009

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:25 am (PST)

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----- Original Message -----
From: Sona Girl
Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:18 PM

just read & enjoy.

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your girlfriend.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than
waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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WHAT DO WE CALL THEM ???????

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:26 am (PST)



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BEWARE : YOU'RE NEXT KISS COULD BE YOUR LAST !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:28 am (PST)



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