Friday, November 16, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1673

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Messages In This Digest (12 Messages)

1.
FOR FRIGHTENED ROMEOS & JULIETS !!! From: glassnost
2.
A cloud filling a mountain valley...wonderful pic! From: Ashish T
3.
Iss taran daa na karo hun pyaar merey dosto, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
4.
Gall dil dee na kisay nu sunaa sakay, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
5.
FW: Some Halloween witch jokes. From: Hithesh Kumar K
6.
Wanna Catch a movie? From: Ashish T
7.
*** MOHABBAT CHUP NAHI REHTI *** From: ""Aapka Apna""
8.
^^ Cute Barbie Doll ^^ From: &
9.
PJ = Phaltu Joke From: bhola ram
10.
Realizations!!!!!!!!!!! From: Sumit Goel
11.
Good Afternoon.........Friends From: Ashvini Patil
12.
hi every body... From: sunil_shah2008

Messages

1.

FOR FRIGHTENED ROMEOS & JULIETS !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:14 am (PST)



GLASSNOST
2.

A cloud filling a mountain valley...wonderful pic!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:14 am (PST)



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Äšhišh
3.

Iss taran daa na karo hun pyaar merey dosto,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:14 am (PST)

Iss taran daa na karo hun pyaar merey dosto,

Aapna sab kujh hee deve vaar merey dosto,
Ajj kall kithay milay oh yaar merey dosto,
Ishq bhavein roag hai par hai mazey vaala tan eh,
Rehan devo mainu tan bimaar merey dosto,
Eh na hove kay main jeonda mar hee javaan ikk din,
Iss taran daa na karo hun pyaar merey dosto,
Har kali jad kandiya vaangu see lagg payi,
Lai laye bukkal assin phir khaar merey dosto,
Kachiyan tay pakkiyan vich farq naa saanu dissay,
Jad assin jaana nahi hai paar merey dosto,
Mehak dee jay ikk ghadi honi nahi saanu naseeb,
Chukiye phullan daa kyon phir bhaar merey dosto,
Paun thandi aa kay aksar agg hai laa javndi,
Sauaan vaari seik jaaye thaar merey dosto,

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4.

Gall dil dee na kisay nu sunaa sakay,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:14 am (PST)

Gall dil dee na kisay nu sunaa sakay,

Dill daa haal sunaayiye kivein,
Gall dil dee na kisay nu sunaa sakay,
Pathar reha inna ku dil tera,
Kay apna na tainu banaa sakay,
Be-vas see bohut dil mera,
Jo duur na taithon jaa sakay,

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5.

FW: Some Halloween witch jokes.

Posted by: "Hithesh Kumar K" hithesh@dynamatics.net

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:15 am (PST)


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Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!


Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.


Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.


Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!


Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!


Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
A: A haunted dollhouse.


Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: So they would know which witch is which!


Q: How do witches tell time?
A: With a witch watch.


Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broom-mates.


Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
A: Broom service.


Q: What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift?
A: "There's always broom for one more."


Q: When do witches cook their victims?
A: On Fry Day.


Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.


Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
A: A brrrooooommmm stick.


Q: Who was the most famous witch detective?
A: Warlock Holmes.


Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.


Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.


Q: What do you call a witch's garage?
A: A broom closet.


Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!

Q: What do witches eat at Halloween?
A: Spookettihalloweeniesdevils food cake and booberry pie!


Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
A: Ghoul deluxe and the three scares!


Q: How does a witch tell the time?
A: With a witch watch!


Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine?
A: She wanted a clean sweep!


Q: What do you call two witches that share a room?
A: Broom mates!


Q: What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
A: Snap, cackle and pop!


Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A: An itchy witchy!


Q: What's a cold evil candle called?
A: The wicked wick of the north!


Q: What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round?
A: A witch in a revolving door!


Q: What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A witch dressed as a cucumber!


Q: What happens if you see twin witches?
A: You won't be able to see which witch is witch.



6.

Wanna Catch a movie?

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:16 am (PST)

7.

*** MOHABBAT CHUP NAHI REHTI ***

Posted by: """Aapka Apna""" sunilrcm@yahoo.com   sunilrcm

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:19 am (PST)

*** MUHABBAT CHUP NAHI REHTI ***


Vo Mujh Se Poochti Hay, Raat Itni Be Zuban Kiun Hay?
Main Kehta Hoon, Zuban To Dard Ki Shiddat Ki Hoti Hay

Vo Kehti Hay, Yeh Khamoshi b Kuch To Sochti Hogi?
Main Kehta Hoon, Vohi Jo Guftagu Ki Bheerr Mein Kho Jaye

Vo Kehti Hay, Jaana Kuch Dinoon Se Boltay Kam Ho?
Main Kehta Hoon, Kayii Dukh Bolney Se Rok Dety Hain

Vo Kehti Hay, Mujhay Yeh Soch Kar Batlao Main Kaisi Hoon?
Main Kehta Hoon, Jaana Sochney Mein Waqt Lagta Hay

Main Kehta Hoon, Tumhein Darya Kinarey Kaisy Lagtey Hain?
Vo Kehti Hay, Tumhein Bichrrey Sahary Kaisy Lagtey Hain?

Main Kehta Hoon, Mujhay Tum Hansti Gatii Achi Lagti Ho
Vo Mujh Se Poochti Hay, Dard Se Darney Lagay Ho Kya?

Vo Boli, Raat Se Kya Baat Kartey Ho Akaily Mein?
Main Bola, Dard Ki, Kuch Kuch Muhabbat Ki, Judayii Ki

Vo Boli, Chaand Kya Aata Hay Tum Se Chonchlein Karney?
Main Bola, Haan Kabhi Sapnoon k Aangan Mein Utarta Hay

Vo Boli, Kon Aksar Yaad Aata Hay Udasi Mein?
Main Bola, Kuch Puraney Raastey, Bachpan Aur Ek Larki

Vo Boli, Dard Ki Juziyaat Mein Parney Se Kya Behtar?
Main Bola, Dard Ko Khush Khush Sahein Aur Kooch Kar Jayein...!!!

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^^ Cute Barbie Doll ^^

Posted by: "&" &   kute_alishbaa

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:20 am (PST)

9.

PJ = Phaltu Joke

Posted by: "bhola ram" desi.bomb@gmail.com   desi.bomb

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:20 am (PST)

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Realizations!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:20 am (PST)



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11.

Good Afternoon.........Friends

Posted by: "Ashvini Patil" aditisv97@yahoo.com   aditisv97

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:21 am (PST)

24 Things To Always Remember

Your presence is a present to the world.
You are unique and one of a kind.
Your life can be what you want it to be.
Take the days just one at a time.

Count your blessings, not your troubles.
You will make it through whatever comes along.
Within you are so many answers.
Understand, have courage, be strong.

Do not put limits on yourself.
So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
Reach for your peak, your goal and you prize.

Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
The longer one carries a problem the heavier it gets.
Do not take things too seriously.
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.

Remember that a little love goes a long way.
Remember that a lot … goes forever.
Remember that friendship is a wise investment.
Life's treasure are people together.

Realize that it is never too late.
Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
Have hearth and hope and happiness.
Take the time to wish upon a start.

AND DO NOT EVER FORGET ….
FOR EVEN A DAY
HOW VERY SPECIAL YOU ARE !

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hi every body...

Posted by: "sunil_shah2008" sunil_shah2008@yahoo.co.in   sunil_shah2008

Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:21 am (PST)

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