Sunday, November 25, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1685

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1.

Inspirational Wallpapers which inspire and motivate to do best in li

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:31 pm (PST)

* Inspirational Wallpapers which inspire and motivate to do best in life (
New series part-6..)

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Motivational Wallpapers inspire and motivate us to do best in life
Part-2(New Series)
2.

For Men Only

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Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:36 pm (PST)

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3.

Your age by eating out (simple math trick)

Posted by: "just4123" just4123@yahoo.com   just4123

Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:39 pm (PST)

Your age by diner & restaurant math

1. First pick the number of times a week that you would like to go
out to eat (more than once but less than 10).

2. Multiply this number by two.

3. Add five.

4. Multiply by fifty.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757. If you
haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many
times you want to go out to eat in a week).

The next two numbers are your age.

It's said that this is the only year (2007) that this will work.

4.

UNITED NATIONS : LATEST CIRCULATING  E MAIL SPAM !!!

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Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:41 pm (PST)



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5.

The Simple Facts

Posted by: "Varshu" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:48 pm (PST)

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1. Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people
in the world?

2. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation
laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

4. Banging your head against a wall uses an average of 900 calories an hour.

5. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

7. "I am ." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

8. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it
refers to a distinct part of DNA.

9. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

10. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

11. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

12. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

13. Every time you lick a stamp,you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

14. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

15. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

16. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

17. Babies are born without knee caps.They don't appear until the child
reaches 2-6 years of age.

18. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

19. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

20. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each
gallon of diesel that it burns.

21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined.

22. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers
in the 30's lobbied against hemp farmers they saw it as competition.

23. You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than
by a poisonous spider.

24. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

25. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.

26. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

27. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

28. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

29. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds,dogs only have about ten.

30. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
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6a.

What hands can do [ Amazing ]

Posted by: "Varshu" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:50 pm (PST)

7.

Best Painting Art By Serzhant

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:57 pm (PST)



8.

*~*Koyi Deewana Kahta hai*~*

Posted by: "MIMERCHANT" rajimp@gmail.com   rajimpre

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:00 pm (PST)

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9.

Asian Vs west..probably a bit dated....but u can tell me how true is

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:06 pm (PST)

10.

SAND ME JOKES

Posted by: "PRATHAM CHOPDE" priyprathamka@yahoo.co.in   priyprathamka

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:07 pm (PST)

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11.

Interview Questions ...  Awesum :)

Posted by: "bujublog@ idle-hours.blogspot.com" bujublog@gmail.com   get_kaustubh

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:12 pm (PST)

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and fourapples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant withone hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33 R ank ) Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for awhile and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on thecorrectness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's theDAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

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12.

Working Moods - so cute -

Posted by: "Sunny Kinger" sunnykinger@gmail.com   sunny_kinger

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:13 pm (PST)


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13.

Best Moments in LIFE!

Posted by: "Shankar Adaviyar" adaviyar@hotmail.com

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:17 pm (PST)



Please Always Be Happy


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T h e B e s t M o m e n t s I n L if e 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. 3. Enjoying a ride down the country side. 4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio. 5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. 6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. 7. Passing your final exams with good grades. 8. Being a part of an interesting conversation. 9. Finding some money in some old pants. 10. Laughing at yourself. 11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends. 12. Laughing /Crying without a reason. 13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you. 14. Watching the sunset. 15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. 16. Receiving or giving your first kiss. 17. Feeling this buzz in your body when seeing this "special" someone. 18. Having a great time with your friends. 19. Seeing the one you love happy. 20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume. 21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories. 22. Hearing someone telling you "I LOVE YOU" "True friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in the bad times.....without calling." If you are a true friend you'll send this back.

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14.

Aankho main barse hai ......

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:19 pm (PST)




uuAankho main baraste hain aansoo
Bin maosam barsaat hui
Yaad aya guzra zamana
Jab pyar ki baat hui

Gulista main sabhi phool mahak dete hain
Falak main chand tare bhi chamak dete hain
Jab bhi milta hai koi apna ban kar
Yaad aaen hain wo apne jo tadap dete hain

Jise caho use ahsaas ye khudaai dedo
Silsila pyar ka rakho to ibadat jaysa
Is bhare sahar main ham tanha to nahi
Lekin koi rista hi nahi mila
Phir teri chahat jaysa


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15.

dj

Posted by: "darshit10890" darshit10890@yahoo.co.in   darshit10890

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:21 pm (PST)

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16.

REMEMBER THIS : IT'S IMPORTANT

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Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:24 pm (PST)


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EXTRA LARGE XXX PHOTO : ADULTS ONLY !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:26 pm (PST)



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18a.

Degree: Stunt City ( very cool video )

Posted by: "Varshu" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:28 pm (PST)

19.

: Dimag Kharab

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:32 pm (PST)

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20.

Disney Walls

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:15 am (PST)



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21.

PLOTS FOR SALE IN BANGALORE : SUPER OFFER !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:18 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

22.

Zip it...this too...and this too!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:18 am (PST)


23.

INVITATION FOR WEDDING CEREMONY..........................

Posted by: "kalpit dilse" v.kalpit@gmail.com   dilse_k

Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:52 am (PST)

*Mr. Mansukhbhai Vaishnani and Mrs. Hanshaben Vaishnani
request the honor of your presence
at the marriage of their son

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*KALPIT

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*to*

*POOJA*

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on **Wednesday 5th December 2007** at 7:00 PM.
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24.

Hybrid Sports - Combo-sporting fun. ( Photo Shop )

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:54 am (PST)


25.

CHILD LABOUR : ILLEGAL & LEGAL !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:55 am (PST)



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