Tuesday, January 8, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1705

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
ARE YOU OVER 50? From: black rose
2.
Australia won 1st Test against India :( From: Yamini Arora
3.
Zindagi har mod tay doraaha bann kay hai khadi, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
4.
*HAGAR*_* The Horrible From: TUNA
5.
(no subject) From: AAQIB khan
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happy new year 2008 From: shankarlaad
7.
The Best Pictures of 2007 From: Indian Masti
8a.
True Friendship From: Indian Masti
9.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*_* From: TUNA
10.
Sparkling New Year wishes from shubham From: shubham
11.
Merey subhau hee oh badnaam kar gayi.....................repeated wi From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
12.
<~ Underwater Life ~> From: &
13.
Har shaks kay dou chehrey nazar aatey hain humein, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
14.
!!! ... The Year Ahead ... !!! From: Ankur Patel
15.
Laughter is the Best Medicine. From: pradeepmadiga
16a.
Funny Pics From: black rose
17.
Wooden Art From: black rose
18.
I never knew From: naseer zubair
19.
Homework Policy From: naseer zubair
20.
Wo Larki bhi ek ajeeb paheli thee From: naseer zubair
21.
WHO KILLED BENAZIR BHUTTO ??? From: glassnost
22.
HOW A DENTIST ATTRACTS  PATIENTS ........... From: glassnost
23a.
*PICS*_* From: TUNA
24.
MY BOSS THINKS HE IS THE SMARTEST B'COS ...... From: glassnost
25.
*ART*_* From: TUNA

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ARE YOU OVER 50?

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:05 am (PST)

R U OVER 50?
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Australia won 1st Test against India :(

Posted by: "Yamini Arora" yaminiarora_1988@yahoo.com   yaminiarora_1988

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:07 am (PST)

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Zindagi har mod tay doraaha bann kay hai khadi,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:07 am (PST)

Zindagi har mod tay doraaha bann kay hai khadi,

Uss day saahaan dee khushbuu kujh na kujh tan khaas hai,
Ais layi tan eh patjhadan vich vee merey paas hai,
Zindagi har mod tay doraaha bann kay hai khadi,
Samajh nahi aunda eh hun kay kehda raastaa raas hai,
Marr gaye han mitt gaye han lutt gaye han haarey nahi,
Apni hasti daa dekho kiss taran ehsaas hai,
Kaun kiss nu hausla devegaa uthan, turan daa,
Jis nu dekho ais nagri vich ohi be aas hai,

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*HAGAR*_* The Horrible

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:10 am (PST)



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(no subject)

Posted by: "AAQIB khan" aaqibkhan786786@yahoo.com   aaqibkhan786786

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:11 am (PST)

HELLO
NO NEW MAIL IS COMING TO ME
PLZZ SEND

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happy new year 2008

Posted by: "shankarlaad" shankarlaad@yahoo.com   shankarlaad

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:11 am (PST)

naya sal mubarak .nayi dosti nayi umange nayi pahchan

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The Best Pictures of 2007

Posted by: "Indian Masti" masti.indian@gmail.com   masti_indian

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:13 am (PST)

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True Friendship

Posted by: "Indian Masti" masti.indian@gmail.com   masti_indian

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:15 am (PST)

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*HAPPY NEW YEAR*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:32 am (PST)



May the New Year brings new hopes, new promises

and new reasons to celebrate your presence in your lives.

HAVE A JOYOUS NEW YEAR

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Sparkling New Year wishes from shubham

Posted by: "shubham" shubhammittal_4may@yahoo.co.in   shubhammittal_4may

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:37 am (PST)

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Merey subhau hee oh badnaam kar gayi.....................repeated wi

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:37 am (PST)

Merey subhau hee oh badnaam kar gayi.............................,

Ikk kudi zindagi ch shaam kar gayi,
Khaali jeha shehar merey naam kar gayi,
Mijaaz see sabb naal Hassan daa meraa,
Merey subhau hee oh badnaam kar gayi,
Aisay digga akhan chon tupkaa jo paani daa,
Gall dabi hoyi nu oh aam kar gayi,
Main kandiya vich vee hassna chaayeya,
Oh phir dhokha khule-aam kar gayi,
Jis kar kay zindagi nu jeena chhadeya,
Oh mainu bazaar ch nilaam kar gayi,
Cheh-chahaunday tay anthak hothan nu,
Oh be-imaan be-zubaan kar gayi,

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<~ Underwater Life ~>

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Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:40 am (PST)

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Har shaks kay dou chehrey nazar aatey hain humein,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:41 am (PST)

Har shaks kay dou chehrey nazar aatey hain humein,
Zindagi tujh ko bhalaa kya apna banaayein hum,
Maut say khud baithey hain dil lagaaye hum,
Kadmon kee aahat ho tou lagta hai woh aaye,
Rakhtey hain khud apna kafan sajaaye hum,
Koi aayega aur phir kahega bewafa humein,
baithey hein dekho apna sarr jhukaaye hum,
Likh day koi kahani meri chaahey adhoori sahi,
Phirtey hain haath mein kora kagaz uthaaye hum,
Har shaks kay dou chehrey nazar aatey hain humein,
Abb kis ko dein dua aur kissey badd-duaen hum!!

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!!! ... The Year Ahead ... !!!

Posted by: "Ankur Patel" aankkurr@gmail.com   aankkurr

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:41 am (PST)

*The Year Ahead*

May the way that lies ahead be lit with sunny gleams and prove to be the
road to
fulfillment of your dreams.

May it lead you to the place where lost hopes are restored, where love is
true and
life is good and faith has its reward.

May the year ahead be the year for you.

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Laughter is the Best Medicine.

Posted by: "pradeepmadiga" pradeepmadiga@yahoo.com   pradeepmadiga

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:41 am (PST)

As you know "Health is your Wallth"
Laughter is the best medicine for your health.
So always read the Jokes.

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Funny Pics

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:43 am (PST)

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Wooden Art

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:44 am (PST)

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I never knew

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Tue Jan 8, 2008 8:50 am (PST)

I NE
I never knew dreams came true

Until I finally met you

I never knew how love could be

Until you've shown it all to me

I never knew our relationship would last

Until my needs for you grew so fast

I never knew for you how much i care

Until you came so close to my heart, my dear

I never knew towards you my love was so strong

Until I have proven myself wrong

I love your smooth touch

And without a long fuss

I'm here to tell you i will never love you less than so much

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Homework Policy

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Tue Jan 8, 2008 9:01 am (PST)


Homework Policy

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner:

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

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Wo Larki bhi ek ajeeb paheli thee

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Tue Jan 8, 2008 9:02 am (PST)

Wo Larki bhi ek ajeeb paheli thee,
Peyase hont they aankh samandar thee,

Us k apne sae se dar lagta tha,
Soch k sehra main wo tanha hirni thee,

aate jese mosam ko dhasti thee,
hanste hanste palko se ro parti thee,

aadhi raat gawa deti thee chup reh kar,
aadhi raat chand se batain karti thee,

tez hawa ko rok kar apne aanchal se,
sookhe phool ekathe karti thee,

sab par zahir karti thee bhed apna,
sab se ek tasweer chupa rakhti thee,

kal shab chikna choor hova tha dil uska,
ya phir wo pehli bar khul k roe thee,

Mohsin keya jane keyo dhoop se be parwah,
wo apne ghar k dehleez par bethi rehti thee.

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21.

WHO KILLED BENAZIR BHUTTO ???

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Jan 8, 2008 9:03 am (PST)



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HOW A DENTIST ATTRACTS  PATIENTS ...........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Jan 8, 2008 9:03 am (PST)



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*PICS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jan 8, 2008 9:06 am (PST)



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MY BOSS THINKS HE IS THE SMARTEST B'COS ......

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Jan 8, 2008 9:07 am (PST)



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*ART*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jan 8, 2008 9:10 am (PST)



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