Tuesday, January 15, 2008

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Messages In This Digest (18 Messages)

1.
Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers(Prishi) From: Prishi
2.
You`re missing in my life(Prishi) From: Prishi
3.
HI EVERYBODY THIS IS SHRIKANT From: laxmi786_shri
4.
(no subject) From: sagar mahajan
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*PAiNTiNGS*_* By Leonid Afremov From: TUNA
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Men are like (Don't take it seriously) From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
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BEFORE AND AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
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ONLY MINUS OF NANO : THE WORLD'S CHEAPEST CAR !!! From: glassnost
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Jealous Husband From: black rose
10.
Silence behind the Eyes From: black rose
11.
Size Really Does Matter ? ( 18+ ) From: black rose
12.
Happy Sankrat From: Kundan Nandi
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Repairing is our Job. From: Sunny Kinger
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WORLD'S BEST DATING SERVICE ! INTERESTED ??? From: glassnost
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~~~ comparative imaGes ~~~ From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
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Whats is on your mind From: pritesh bhawsar
17.
Rules 4 Men From: naseer zubair
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Re: Tere Bgair From: vick_rav

Messages

1.

Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:50 pm (PST)


Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers
If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would
go something like this

1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me
now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't
have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4.What would you do if we hire you?
Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever
is allotted to me.

5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without
thinking of the fate of company.

6.What is your biggest weakness?
Girls

7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get
more money, so I am here today!

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud
of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to
change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking
for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome
that.

10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job... more money

11.What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve
them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2
yrs

13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your
website

14.What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me
20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry
standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I
have already hiked my current salary by 30%).




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You`re missing in my life(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:51 pm (PST)


You`re missing in my life
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Everyday is the same, the
birds fly and come back again,
the sea rushes to the shore,
the moon shines for the night,
the stars twinkle to prink the sky,
and you're always on my mind.

I feel something's wrong in my life,
everything's nice but still i dislike.
everyone's talking but i'm quite,
every one's happy but i'm sad
every one tires when the day drags,
but i'm tired before the day starts
staring to the glassful of wine, i feel
you're missing in my life.

As the morning covers the dark,
one's grief hides along,
each one taking a new chance
in the crazy world outside, can't
foretell what brings the fate
but i'm at my ease, infact
with a pain that can't be healed,
unless you don't set me free.

There's a conflict in my brain
will the future drown my pain
will i see her or never, or will
she cry after my prayer,
but i'm here all alone, no
one with me to take me home,
with a drink in my hand,
you're always on my mind.

I feel something's wrong in my life,
every thing's nice but still i dislike
everyone's talking but i'm quite
everyone's happy, but i'm sad.
everyone tires when the day drags,
but i'm tired before the day starts,
staring to the glass of wine, i feel
i'm missing you in my life.




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HI EVERYBODY THIS IS SHRIKANT

Posted by: "laxmi786_shri" laxmi786_shri@yahoo.co.in   laxmi786_shri

Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:57 am (PST)

SOCHA THA KI HAR MOD PE TUMHARA SAATH DEGE
SOCHA THA KI HAR MOD PE TUMHARA SAATH DEGE
SOCHA THA KI HAR MOD PE TUMHARA SAATH DEGE
LEKIN KAMBAKT SADAK HI SIDDHI NIKAL GAYI

4.

(no subject)

Posted by: "sagar mahajan" sagar_13anu@yahoo.co.in   sagar_13anu

Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:57 am (PST)

please send me the hindi jokes every day

thanks a lot


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*PAiNTiNGS*_* By Leonid Afremov

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:57 am (PST)



6.

Men are like (Don't take it seriously)

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:58 am (PST)

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Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Computers Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like.....Crystal. Some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.

Men are like.....Curling irons.. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like......Dry cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.

Men are like … Fragments of soap they get together in bars

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like....Newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.

Men are like ... old car tires Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like .. plastic wrap Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like.....Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like… Weather. Nothing can be done to change them

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BEFORE AND AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:58 am (PST)

BEFORE AND AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE (Not For All)

Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before - Twice a night. After - Twice a month.

Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

Before - Saturday Night Fever. After - Monday Night Football.

Before - Don't stop. After - Don't start.

Before - Is that all you're having? After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey.

Before - It's like I'm living in a dream. After - It's like I'm living in a dorm.

Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars. After - If I had a dime for everything stupid he's done.

Before - $60/doz. After - $1.50/stem.

Before - Turbocharged. After - Jumpstart.

Before - We agree on everything. After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before - Blind. After - Nearsighted.

Before - Victoria's Secret. After - Fruit-of-the-Loom.

Before - Charming and Noble. After - Chernobyl.

Before - Feathers and handcuffs. After - Ball and chain.

Before - Idol. After - Idle.

Before - I love a woman with curves. After - I never said you were fat.

Before - He's completely lost without me. After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

Before - Time stood still. After - This relationship is going nowhere.

Before - Croissant and cappuccino. After - Bagel and instant.

Before - You look so seductive in black. After - Your clothes are so depressing.

Before - Oysters. After - Fish sticks.

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other. After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.

Before - Passion. After - Ration.

Before - Once upon a time. After - The end.

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ONLY MINUS OF NANO : THE WORLD'S CHEAPEST CAR !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:59 am (PST)



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Jealous Husband

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Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:59 am (PST)

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Silence behind the Eyes

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:00 am (PST)

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Size Really Does Matter ? ( 18+ )

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:06 am (PST)

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Happy Sankrat

Posted by: "Kundan Nandi" kundan.love@yahoo.com   kundan.love

Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:07 am (PST)

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Repairing is our Job.

Posted by: "Sunny Kinger" sunnykinger@gmail.com   sunnykinger

Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:18 am (PST)


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WORLD'S BEST DATING SERVICE ! INTERESTED ???

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Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:24 am (PST)



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15.

~~~ comparative imaGes ~~~

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Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:29 am (PST)























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Whats is on your mind

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Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:31 am (PST)



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Rules 4 Men

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:36 am (PST)

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1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. )

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and " Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

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Re: Tere Bgair

Posted by: "vick_rav" vick_rav@yahoo.co.in   vick_rav

Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:36 am (PST)

Aaj Kuch Kami Hai Tere Bgair.
Naa Rang Hai Na Roshni Hai Tere Bgair,
Waqt Apni Raftaar Se Gujar Raha Hai,
Bus Dhadkan Thami Thami Si Hai Tere Bgair...

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