Sunday, January 13, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1710

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1.

Ek Shaadi shuda ki dastan

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:41 pm (PST)

Aabhi Shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haa tha,
Khushiyan kuch yun Umad rahi thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,
Subha subha Madam ka chai le ke aana,
Thoda sharmate huy Hame nind se jagana,
Wo pyar bhara hath hamare baalo mai firana,
Muskurate huy kehna ki.....
Darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se Ready ho jao,
Aap ko office bhi hai jaana...

Gahrwali bhagwan ka roop le ke aai thi,
Dil aur Dimag par puri tarah chai thi,
Sans bhi lete the to Naam usi ka hota tha,
Ek pal bhi dur jina dushwar hota tha,


5 Saal Baad......................

Subha Subha Madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar ZOOR se Chillana,
Aaj office jao to Munne ko
School chodte huy jaana...
Suno... Ek baar fir wahi Aawaz aai,
kya baat hai Aabhi tak chodi nahi Charpai,
Aagar Munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munne ke teacher ko fir khud hi sambhal lena,

Na jane Gharwali kesa roop le ke aai thi,
Dil aur Dimag par kali Ghata chai thi,
Sans bhi lete hain, to unhi ka khyaal hota hai,
Aab har Samay Zehen mai ek hi sawal hota hai,

Kya kabhi wo din laut ke aayenge ki....
Hum ek Baar fir Kuwarein ho jayenge..........


ANJU


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DOESN'T HE REMIND YOU OF THE INDIAN TEAM  ???

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:17 pm (PST)


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//\\Good Morning//\\|2 @ |< E $ |-|

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:22 pm (PST)



Always follow your heart.
It knows best and will always lead you in the right direction.



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4a.

hi friends

Posted by: "mehera_simran" mehera_simran@yahoo.com   mehera_simran

Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:27 pm (PST)

hi, friends
i am simran

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5.

PERHAPS THE EASIEST THING  MONEY CAN BUY .....

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:39 pm (PST)

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6.

WHAT MATTERS IS NOT HOW GOOD YOU LOOK .....

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:42 pm (PST)



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7.

HALF NAKED LADY OPENING HER DRAWERS : VERY EXCITING

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:44 pm (PST)


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8.

hindi shayaries

Posted by: "kalpanabam_2786" kalpanabam_2786@yahoo.co.in   kalpanabam_2786

Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:45 pm (PST)

wo mud mud ka dakha raha tha hama aur hum unko
wo mudmud ka dekha raha tha hama aur hum unko
naha hume kuch paper atha aur na unnha

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BREAKING NEWS : SACHIN BEATEN UP BY COPS

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:03 pm (PST)

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10.

She Walks

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:03 pm (PST)


She walks along this lonely street

no one to dry her tears

massage her tired feet

or calm ever present fears

Seeing life through tainted heart

making everything gray

Alone, her life, anew to start

Always searching for a way

But life goes on no matter what

That fact she cannot quell

Memories ne'er to be forgot

Within her heart they dwell

So she keeps walking this lonely street

Keeps searching to find her way

Every night she lies down to sleep

And prays tomorrow's a better day
I am The Greatest Ever

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11.

MARRY IN HASTE ..... REPENT FOR LIFE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:08 pm (PST)


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Beware of the office piranha (Please share your views on this topic)

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:09 pm (PST)

** *Beware of the office piranha* ** **
*
Beware all you men in offices, as the ?office piranha? is the predator
working day in and day out to find her prey. The ?Office piranha? is a new
term coined by a divorced lawyer in England, which defines women at the
workplace who join companies where there are lots of male employees, to find
a suitable partner. They specially eye the boss.

Piranha is the man-eating South American fish and the term says it all, as
the office piranhas will not spare the men they are hitting on. The most
prominent characteristics that office piranhas have are the uncalled for
love and affection they shower on their prey.

But Pankaj Thakur, a test manager in Microsoft feels piranhas don?t always
have to spell trouble. He says, "It?s good if the colleague is extra helpful
and always willing to work, because it helps in getting the work done
faster. Actually it?s good for their promotion too. But knowing that
somebody is married and still hitting on them will not help in the
professional as well as personal front." If somebody is hitting on you in
the office and trying to win your heart by being super sweet and extra
efficient, then the situation gets awkward.

Saurabh Sinha, an assistant system engineer from TCS says, "The best way to
be saved from office piranhas is to avoid them. I would never let them know
what are my requirements in office and keep them away from my future
projects. This way, they won?t be able to poke nose in my personal matters
and interfere all the time."

However, Sujata Mukherjee, a manager in IBM finds this term very derogatory.
She says, "It?s not right to define a working woman as a piranha because I
have also come across men who are working in offices and always looking for
prospective partners. There are several women who are more focused on their
career and getting married is not their priority."

But most working women are amused by this term. Associate executive from
Deloitte, Mehjabeen Raza says, "I have come across so many office piranhas
and I think many women go out of their way to help their male bosses and
constantly try to please them but showering favours. They have their
personal interests, so they would arrange meetings, schedules, files and
everything without complaining." So, all you office employees if you are
being targeted by an office piranha, you know what?s on their mind.
*
*Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart
because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond
while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always in life.*

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13.

IF YOU REJECT ME I WILL DIE ...........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:21 am (PST)


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14.

Time On My Hands

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:44 am (PST)

Time On My Hands
Time on my hands, so much time on my hands

Remorse and sorrow fill my days

Since she returned the golden band

Time to reflect, so much time to reflect

On the bitter words spoken

Causing tears I now regret

Long lonely hours, Such long lonely hours

Spent alone with my thoughts

About a sweet love turned sour

Long empty days, such long empty days

Seeing people and places

We had seen in happier ways

Long lonely nights, such long lonely nights

Sadly waking cold and alone

In the dawns unfriendly light

Time on my hands, so much time on my hands

Spending the hours of my solitude

Trying hard to understand

I am The Greatest Ever

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15.

GOD TOO MAKES SERIOUS MISTAKES ...........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:47 am (PST)



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16.

EAR BUDS : A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY ......

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:52 am (PST)



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17.

AUSTRALIAN UMPIRING : A RARE PICTURE

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:34 am (PST)

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18.

MONKEYS THREATEN TO SUE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:39 am (PST)

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19.

SPECIAL ATTENTION : VIOLENT MOTHERS

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:47 am (PST)


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20.

Makar Sankrati 2008

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:49 am (PST)

--
Aye dost teri dosti ko dekh liya
jaise zamenebhar ki berukhi ko dekha liya
ek hi pal me kuch is kadar bikherke rakh diya muzko
jaise kisine patthar pe sheesha phenk diya
.......

નેહા પરીખ
नेहा परीख
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21.

WATCH OUT FOR PREDATORS ON THE NET !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:39 am (PST)



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22.

Good Morning to all of you..

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:41 am (PST)











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SALE ! SALE ! WORST SALE OF 2008 !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:42 am (PST)



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