Saturday, January 12, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1709

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The Amazing AutoDoor (wOw)

Posted by: "Varshu"   varsha.sanyal

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:24 am (PST)

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Posted by: "noorain k"   nrn_cutie

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:28 am (PST)

Joke 1
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Joke 2
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
Joke 3
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Joke 4

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.
After the coroner leaves with Steve's body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve's wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.
"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me!"
"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"
"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve's widow. And, she said she wasn't, so I said I'd bet her a six-pack she was!"
Joke 5
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."

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Walk With Me In Love

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~"   aloner0705

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:30 am (PST)

Walk With Me In Love Walk with me in love,
Talk to me about what you can not say to others,
Laugh with me when you feel silly,
Cry with me when you are sad,
Share with me all the beautiful things in life,
Fight with me against all the ugliness of life,
Stand with me and hear my plea,
Create with me the dreams that we may follow,
Have fun with me in whatever we may do,
Work with me towards common goals,
Dance with me to the rhythm of our love,
Walk with me throughout life,
Let's hug each other at every step
Into our journey of forever!
I Love You,,,Always and Forever Yours

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Posted by: "glassnost"   mush2talk

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:31 am (PST)



A Lover's Prayer

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~"   aloner0705

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:31 am (PST)

A Lover's Prayer Father: I ask you to forgive me for
my lack of patience and for being self-centered
Always thinking about myself and what I want.
Wanting to be comfortable all the time,
instead of trying to be a help to other people.
Most of all, I pray that you'll help me to
always be gentle, good, and understanding
with this woman who has chosen to live her life with me.

She loves me with all her heart.
With a love that's innocent, trusting and unselfish.
You've had your hand on our lives since the day we met.
We've both been hurt alot, neither one of us was
ready to open our hearts again.
There was something wonderful about that moment,
almost like the world had conspired to place
an emphasis on our meeting.

When we came together that day, I realized
immediately how wonderful she was.
There was this bright, burning,
a knowing in her eyes that cut right through her shyness.
It was weird how we trusted each other right from the start.
Whatever kind of carpet there was in that room
caused an electric shock when our hands touched.
We both laughed and it all got started in a relaxed and
easy going way. You brought us along, you've brought
us through everything that could have wrecked
us along the way.
Everytime I look at her, I see the little girl
who believes the world is a good place.
That everybody has got good in them
darkness is just a place that light hasn't got to yet.

Father: help me to trust you like she trusts you.
I want to have that kind of faith.
No matter how bad things look she believes,
if she does her best and tries hard enough,
everything will turn out alright.

Forgive me for being in such a hurry all the time.
Being worried, but there really isn't any reason for it.
I think that sometimes I look for the worst in people,
trying to find something wrong with them
so I can feel better about me.
She's always looking for the good in people.
The funny thing is she always seems to find it.
Help me to be as gentle and thoughtful and kind as she is.
To not always be making everything about me,
to not always trying to get everything the way
I want it all the time.
She's the one that's taught me about kindness.
When I do remember to give a little bit of it back to her,
when I remember to be thoughtful,
She's so grateful that tears come to her eyes.
She touches my face with her hand
I've never seen love like that.
I'll never understand why she loves me the way she does.

Of all the gifts you've given me that's the greatest gift of all.
Help me to comfort her when she's troubled
to somehow make her realize how beautiful
and truly wonderful she really is.
I don't deserve her.
Lord how I love her.
Help me to be good to her.

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~I'm Still Here~

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~"   aloner0705

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:31 am (PST)

~I'm Still Here~

Please don't mourn for me
I'm still here, though you don't see.
I'm right by your side each night and day
within your heart I long to stay.

My body is gone but I'm always near
I'm everything you feel and see and hear
My spirit is free, but I'll never depart
as long as you keep me alive in your heart.

I'll never wander out of your sight
I'm the brightest star on a summer night. I'll never be beyond your reach
I'm the warm moist sand when you're at the beach.

I'm the colorful leaves when fall comes around
and the pure white snow that blankets the ground.
I'm the beautiful flowers of which you're so fond,
The clear cool water of a quiet pond.

I'm the first bright blossom you'll see in the spring,
the first warm raindrop that April will bring.
I'm the first ray of light when the sun starts to shine,
and you'll see that the face in the moon is mine.

When you start thinking there's no one to love you,
you can talk to me through the Lord above you.
I'll whisper my answer through the leaves on the trees,
you'll feel my presence in the soft summer breeze.

I'm the hot salty tears that flow when you weep
the beautiful dreams that come while you sleep.
I'm the smile you see on a child's face.
Just look for me, I'm everyplace!

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Posted by: "glassnost"   mush2talk

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:35 am (PST)




Posted by: "glassnost"   mush2talk

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:35 am (PST)



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Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:36 am (PST)




Posted by: "glassnost"   mush2talk

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:37 am (PST)



Naseeban   ch   hoye  na   dou  pall  khushi  day,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat"   jessieriat

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:38 am (PST)

Naseeban ch hoye na dou pall......,
Eh duniya merey ton pichhay hatt rahi hai,
Par terey aasray zindagi katt rahi hai,
Naseeban ch hoye na dou pall khushi day,
Meri jaan merey ton moohn vatt rahi hai,
Main jis raah vee manzil tay pujjna hai chaheya,
Merey raah ch har damm rukaavat rahi hai,
Terey gamm ch raatin tadphda reha dil,
Merey dil nu din bhar thakaavat rahi hai,
Bura keh kay mainu, gharon kadd kay mainu,
Eh duniyan bhal dasso kee khatt rahi hai,

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Kis tarah ye Gam bhuul jaayein ham, Voh judaa huaa iss bahaar mein,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat"   jessieriat

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:38 am (PST)

Kis tarah ye Gam bhuul jaayein ham,
Voh judaa huaa iss bahaar mein,

Din guzar gayaa aitbaar mein
Raat kat gayi intezaar mein,
Voh mazaa kahaan vasl-e-yaar mein,
Lutf jo milaa intezaar mein,
Un kii ikk nazar kaam kar gayi,
Hosh abb kahaan hoshiyaar mein,
Mere kaase mein kaayenaat hai,
Main huun aap kay iKhtiyaar mein,
Aankh tou uthii phuul kii taraf,
Dil ulajh gayaa husn-e-khaar mein,
Tum say kyaa kahein kitane Gam sahe,
Ham nay be-vafaa tere pyaar mein,
Fikr-e-aashiyaan har Khizaam kii,
Aashiyaan jalaa har bahaar mein,
Kis tarah ye Gam bhuul jaayein ham,
Voh judaa huaa iss bahaar mein,

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Posted by: "TUNA"   tunaysem

Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:44 pm (PST)

A Little Thing Called Love

Author: Anonymous

Love is a many splendored thing, they say,
And I believe it when you looked my way,
Out of the blue, things seemed to happen
By chance or destiny, is the question.

Living my life so long, without knowing your existence,
Then came a day we felt each others presence,
Guess what's meant to be will always find a way,
Love creeps into hearts and decides to stay.

A love so exquisite, yet so intricate,
In a world of only "you and I"
A love we can't even demonstrate,
A secret we have to keep for life.

I love you, honey, and its from my heart,
I hope you know that you are no beggar from the start,
You make me fly without wings,
You make my heart wants to sing.

Every moment I spent with you,
Is every one of my dreams coming true,
More than words, I want to show you how I feel,
Someday, some place, sometime, I will.

Love is a journey for two,
Step by step, me and you,
The future we can't see,
Let love lead the way for you and me.


This plane is flying JUST A FEW  METERS above my head!!!

Posted by: "akusoblur"   akusoblur

Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:47 pm (PST)

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2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi"   prishi_pari

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:03 pm (PST)

2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster
Is it possible to make a Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Roadster even
more exclusive and individual? This proves that the topless
Mercedes supercar can be made even sportier and more exciting
with its sophisticated customization program.

[2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster]

[2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster]

The sporty BRABUS outfit for the SLR Roadster is dominated by
BRABUS Monoblock VI 20-inch wheels that fill the wheel houses
perfectly. The fully polished multi-piece wheels feature six
double spokes and are mounted on the sports car in size 9.5Jx20
in front and size 11.5Jx20 on the rear axle. High-performance
tires in sizes 255/30 ZR 20 and 305/25 ZR 20 are supplied by
BRABUS technology partners and . This low-profile tire/wheel
combination is custom-tailored for the SLR coupe and roadster and
benefits not only the car´s appearance but also its

[2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster]

[2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster]

Thus equipped the topless SLR is ready for some additional power
provided by BRABUS engine tuning. The power tuning for the
supercharged 5.5-liter (335.5 cu. in.) engine consists of special
camshafts, a fuel cooling system and a high-performance exhaust.
With BRABUS tuning, power output of the compressor engine
increases by 24 hp (23 hp SAE net) / 18 kW to 650 hp (641 hp SAE
net) / 478 kW at 6,500 rpm.

[2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster]

[2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster]

BRABUS also offers a special clutch-type limited-slip
differential with a locking rate of 40 percent. It further
optimizes traction and improves acceleration performance of the
super sports car. The tuned roadster sprints 100 km/h (62 mph) in
just 3.6 seconds and reaches a top speed of 337 km/h (209 mph).

[2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster]

[2008 Brabus Mercedes SLR Roadster]

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Posted by: "Prishi"   prishi_pari

Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:03 pm (PST)


Some people ( )
come into our lives ) /
and quickly go.. (_/

( ) Somepeople
\ ( stay a while

and leave Oooo
footprints in our ( )
hearts... ) /

( ) and we are
\ ( ~ never ~
\_) the same

"Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart."

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it's his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

God gives every bird its food,
But he does not throw it into its nest.

He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

The tongue weighs practically nothing,
But so few people can hold it.

Thank you for stepping into my life
and leaving your footprint in my life.

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Posted by: "glassnost"   mush2talk

Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:27 pm (PST)




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Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:29 pm (PST)




Posted by: "TUNA"   tunaysem

Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:22 am (PST)


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Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:04 am (PST)

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