Tuesday, September 8, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2404

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Messages In This Digest (21 Messages)

1.
Lamha lamha intzar kiya From: Nandakumar Nair
2.
La pila de saqiya paimana From: Avi Vaghasiya
3.
Aaise Pyar ko. From: Avi Vaghasiya
4.
kanjoos ( nOn-veg sms ) From: Pyari Premila
5.
Never Forget To Smile From: Chollo .
6.
( FUNNY JOKES ) The Boss From: Tasty_Tamanna
7.
REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU From: ¢υтÑ" тιgÑ"я
8.
You Are Strong... From: Pradeep Sharma
9.
Deewaani tere naam ki From: Natasha_ForU
10.
There, I Fixed It From: Chollo .
11.
Cuuuuuuuuuttttttteeeeeee Ganeshas! From: pinky sarvaiya
12.
Goodmorning From: Chollo .
13a.
Good Morning... Welcome Tuesday!!! From: Aseem Kaistha
13b.
Good Morning... Welcome Tuesday!!! From: Aseem Kaistha
14.
Who Would Dare to Teach Maths to Gabbar? From: Mahesh Popat
15.
Jeene ki tamanna From: Hanuman Tak
16.
True Friendship Do.... From: Solo Cool
17.
WISE WORS SMS 9 ENJOY LIFE (07/09/09) From: Mahesh Popat
18.
Morning thoughts From: shaiprajapati
19.
Friendship Comments... From: Pradeep Sharma
20.
Soch ko badlo sitare From: Avi Vaghasiya

Messages

1.

Lamha lamha intzar kiya

Posted by: "Nandakumar Nair" nandkmr_2005@rediffmail.com   nksnairluv2007

Mon Sep 7, 2009 1:44 am (PDT)



Lamha lamha intzar kiya
2.

La pila de saqiya paimana

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Mon Sep 7, 2009 1:53 am (PDT)



La pila de saqiya paimana
3.

Aaise Pyar ko.

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Mon Sep 7, 2009 2:00 am (PDT)



Aaise Pyar ko......
4.

kanjoos ( nOn-veg sms )

Posted by: "Pyari Premila" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Mon Sep 7, 2009 2:35 am (PDT)



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Father : beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mut kahna k main nokrani k
sath soya tha.

beta : dad aap bohat kanjoos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain jab woh
driver k sath soti hain.

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Judge: y do u want to divorce?

man: i m not satisfied with my wife.

is he right? judge sys

wife: pura muhalla khush hai bas is kaminay ko he takleef hai.


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He: andar gaya?
She: haan gaya.
He: dukha kiya?
she: nahi zara bhi nahi

He : aur ek bar

She: ab is main dalo lekin thora tail laga k

He: ye lo

She: ahhhh...ouch..oh is main thora dukha.
He: ab acha laga?
She: haan bohat bohat.
He: ok chotu madam ka sandal pack kar do.
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5.

Never Forget To Smile

Posted by: "Chollo ." nassor@hotmail.co.uk   nasrasayid

Mon Sep 7, 2009 3:05 am (PDT)





6.

( FUNNY JOKES ) The Boss

Posted by: "Tasty_Tamanna" tamanna.s86@gmail.com   tamanna_ssweet

Mon Sep 7, 2009 3:27 am (PDT)



7.

REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU

Posted by: "¢υтÑ" тιgÑ"я" romipanwar89@yahoo.co.in   romipanwar89

Mon Sep 7, 2009 4:44 am (PDT)



REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU
8.

You Are Strong...

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Sep 7, 2009 4:48 am (PDT)



Good Morning Friends...€ ¦ 
You Are Strong...
9.

Deewaani tere naam ki

Posted by: "Natasha_ForU" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:17 am (PDT)



deewaani tere naam ki...
( Short Sms )
10.

There, I Fixed It

Posted by: "Chollo ." nassor@hotmail.co.uk   nasrasayid

Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:29 am (PDT)



Car-less painter:
Car air-conditioner:
Windshield defogger:
Very Funny,funny,funny....
11.

Cuuuuuuuuuttttttteeeeeee Ganeshas!

Posted by: "pinky sarvaiya" pinkceety1@yahoo.co.in   pinkceety1

Mon Sep 7, 2009 1:02 pm (PDT)

12.

Goodmorning

Posted by: "Chollo ." nassor@hotmail.co.uk   nasrasayid

Mon Sep 7, 2009 1:25 pm (PDT)

13a.

Good Morning... Welcome Tuesday!!!

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Mon Sep 7, 2009 9:07 pm (PDT)



Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Good Morning... Welcome Tuesday!!!
13b.

Good Morning... Welcome Tuesday!!!

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Mon Sep 7, 2009 9:12 pm (PDT)



Good Morning... Welcome Tuesday!!!
14.

Who Would Dare to Teach Maths to Gabbar?

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Mon Sep 7, 2009 9:17 pm (PDT)



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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Gabbar: Kitne aadmi
the?

Sambha: sarkaar 2 the

Gabbar: mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: aur 2 ke pehle?

Sambha: 2 ke pehle ek aata

Gabbar: beech mein kaun aata hai?

Sambha: beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar: toh phir dono ek saath kyun nahi aate?

Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai kyunki 2 ek se bada hai

Gabbar: 2 ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: 2 ek se ek bada hai

Gabbar: 2 ek se ek bada hai toh ek ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sarkaar, aap mujhe goli maar do
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15.

Jeene ki tamanna

Posted by: "Hanuman Tak" hanumantak@yahoo.com   hanumantak

Mon Sep 7, 2009 9:29 pm (PDT)



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Aapka dost - Hanuman tak
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16.

True Friendship Do....

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in   solo4ucool

Mon Sep 7, 2009 9:35 pm (PDT)



True Friendship Do....
17.

WISE WORS SMS 9 ENJOY LIFE (07/09/09)

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Mon Sep 7, 2009 9:39 pm (PDT)



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Insan apni toheen maaf kr sakta hai
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NICE WORDS
1.Insan apni toheen maaf kr sakta hai, bhool nahi sakta
2. Jis se mohabbat ki jaye us se Muqabla nahi kya jata
3. Kabhi na girna kamaal nahi
Bal k gir k sambhal jana kamaal hai
4. Kisi ko panay ki tmanna mat kro blke khud
ko is qabil bnao k wo tmhan panay ki tmanna krne lge
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The Amazing Truth <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
The Amazing Truth About Human Tongue:
It Takes Three Years To Learn How To Use It
But, It Takes A Life Time To Learn
When & Where To Use It€ ¢'½.
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0ne Beautiful Heart is Better
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Shakespeare said:
0ne Beautiful Heart is Better than
Thousand Beautiful Faces.€ ¢'½
So Better to choose People having
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3-Cheezen kbhi mat karna
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3-Cheezen kbhi mat karna
1.Intezaar
2.Etbaar
3.Izhaar
Kamyab raho ge.
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3-Baaton par Amal karo
1.QURAN
2.SUNNAT
3.NASIHAT
Zindgi Behtreen Guzray gi.
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3-Cheezen Sambhal k Rakhna
1.Raaz
2.Zuban
3.HAYA
Kbhi nhi pachtao ge.
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3-Kamon Mei jaldi karo
1.FARZ
2.Qarz
3.SHADI
Sukoon Milega.
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3-Dost Banao
1.NEK AAMAL
2.Husne-Akhlaq
3.kitaab
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3-ADMI bn k Dikhao
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2.Sachay UMATTI
3.Farmanbardar
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MOHABBAT un se nai ki jaati
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KHUBSURAT
BAAT
MOHABBAT un se nai ki jaati jo khubsurat hona
Balke
Khubsurat wo ho jaaty hen jin se MOHABBAT ho jati ha.
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Don't count what you have lost
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Don't count what you have lost.
Just see what you have now,
because past never comes back but sometimes
future can give you back your lost things.
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18.

Morning thoughts

Posted by: "shaiprajapati" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Mon Sep 7, 2009 9:51 pm (PDT)



These all are for u my friends....
19.

Friendship Comments...

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Sep 7, 2009 9:57 pm (PDT)



GOOD MORNING FRIENDS...
20.

Soch ko badlo sitare

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Mon Sep 7, 2009 10:21 pm (PDT)



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