Thursday, September 24, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2422

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Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
jocks From: Hanuman Tak
2.
Love FACTS... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
3.
Lamhe judai From: Dheeraj Panday
4.
Wasn't Me From: Chollo .
5.
Kanjoos Makkhi Chooos From: bhavana baraiya
6.
Faada hai usne From: ashutosh sharma
7.
What If Animals Perform in Olympics ? ( Its funny ) From: Natasha_ForU
8.
HAPPY NAVARATRI From: Pradeep Sharma
9.
*ROMANTIC BEES*_* graphics From: TUNA
10.
Puzzle dtd 24.09.2009 From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
11.
:( Funny Mails ) A Woman of Strength From: Tasty_Tamanna
12.
James Bond in heaven From: Vicky
13.
Wise SMS 34 ENJOY LIFE From: Mahesh Popat
14.
Motivational Quotes SMS 11 ENJOY LIFE From: Mahesh Popat
15.
*AUTUMN LEAVES*_* By Piotr Artemski / music on From: TUNA
16.
~*~ Just for you........... From: ¢υтÑ" тιgÑ"я
17.
*** Superb Photography *** From: Solo Cool
18.
Kettles From: ucmahesh@yahOO.com
19.
Amazing Car Paintings From: shakeel ansari
20.
If I Had a Second Chance From: Pradeep Sharma
21.
How to hide your password? Must Read... Dont miss... From: Samihan Jawalkar
22.
I cant stop Thinking of u Coz.... From: Solo Cool
23.
Good Morning & hope From: Pradeep Sharma
24a.
Ghazal - Self Composed From: Suyash Sahu
25.
I Miss You.........! From: Solo Cool

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1.

jocks

Posted by: "Hanuman Tak" hanumantak@yahoo.com   hanumantak

Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:03 am (PDT)



Nice .....
2.

Love FACTS...

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:59 am (PDT)



Love FACTS...
3.

Lamhe judai

Posted by: "Dheeraj Panday" dheerajpanday@yahoo.com   dheerajpanday

Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:04 am (PDT)



Lamhe judai ke....

by our frnd....
4.

Wasn't Me

Posted by: "Chollo ." nassor@hotmail.co.uk   nasrasayid

Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:11 am (PDT)



it Wasn't Me.....
5.

Kanjoos Makkhi Chooos

Posted by: "bhavana baraiya" bnbaraiya@yahoo.co.in   bnbaraiya

Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:15 am (PDT)



Kanjoos Makkhi Chooos
6.

Faada hai usne

Posted by: "ashutosh sharma" ashunaval@yahoo.co.in   ashunaval

Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:18 am (PDT)



Faada hai usne khat ko kuch is badtari k saath
7.

What If Animals Perform in Olympics ? ( Its funny )

Posted by: "Natasha_ForU" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:37 am (PDT)



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HAPPY NAVARATRI

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:48 am (PDT)



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*ROMANTIC BEES*_* graphics

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:55 am (PDT)





10.

Puzzle dtd 24.09.2009

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:01 am (PDT)




Two cyclists race on a circular track.€ ¦ Krishna can ride once round the track in six minutes, and Rohit in four minutes. In how many minutes will Rohit overtake Krishna....?
€ ¦ 
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Answer :
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They will come together 12 minutes from the start.
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:( Funny Mails ) A Woman of Strength

Posted by: "Tasty_Tamanna" tamanna.s86@gmail.com   tamanna_ssweet

Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:05 am (PDT)



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A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her ...

But a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone...

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A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future...

A woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be God's blessings and
capitalizes on them...

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A strong woman walks sure footedly ...

But a woman of strength knows God will catch her when she falls...

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A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face ...

But a woman of strength wears grace...

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12.

James Bond in heaven

Posted by: "Vicky" padale_vikas@yahoo.co.in   padale_vikas

Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:09 am (PDT)



M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.
€ ¦ 
The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking. "M asks her if Bond has reached there yet. She replies that he hasn't.
€ ¦ 
M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again. "Virgin Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James there yet?" asks M. Again the answer is no.
€ ¦ 
M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.
€ ¦ 
"Hello, Mary speaking !"

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13.

Wise SMS 34 ENJOY LIFE

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:15 am (PDT)



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Mah.P.
Jai Hind

Wise SMS
€ ¢Â 
true relation
True Relation
when someone hurts you
and you didn€ ¢â' '¹t hurt back.
When someone shouts at you
and you didn€ ¢â' '¹t shout back.
But when someone needs you
you always come back.
€ ¢Â 
test of a friend
A friends cannot be considered a friend
unless he is tested on 3 occasions:
1: In the time of need.
2: Behind your back.
3: After your death.
€ ¢Â 
hundred words of a true friend
Hundred words of a true friend
can never give pain.
But a true friend€ ¢â' '¹s silence can give
hundred tears in your eyes.
So, Hamesha Bak Bak Kartay Rehna!!
€ ¢Â 
things in boys room!
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
€ ¢Â 
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can€ ¢â' '¹t answer this question
I feel shy€ ¢â' ¦!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
€ ¢Â 
Love Car
Relationship made by Love are like Engine.
and Love with the relatives is like Petrol.
So both are necessary for running Love Car.
€ ¢Â 
let you fall in Love
Never waste an opportunity
to say I Love You
to someone you really like.
Because, It is not everyday
you will meet the person
who has the magic
to let you fall in Love.

14.

Motivational Quotes SMS 11 ENJOY LIFE

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:20 am (PDT)



€ ¢Â 
Mah.P.
Jai Hind

Motivational Quotes SMS
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There is only one person Who can make you Happy
€ ¢â' '¼There is only one person
who could ever make you happy,
and that person is
YOU! YOURSELF.€ ¢â' '½
€ ¢Â 
3 things which do not make noise when they break
Always take Extra Care of 3 things in life
Turst..
Promise..
Relation..
Because they do not make noise when they break!!
€ ¢Â 
2 thoughts that decide your attitude
2 Th€ ¢Ã¸Ã¹ghts th€ ¢Ã¥t D€ ¢Ã¨Ã§Â¡d€ ¢Ã¨ € ¢Ã¹r € ¢Ã'¤tt€ ¢Â¡t€ ¢Ã¹d€ ¢Ã¨:
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Satisfy the person who expects from U
A fantastic quote for life:
€ ¢â' '¼Satisfy the person who expects from U,
rather than surprising the person who never expects anything€ ¢â' ¦â' '½
€ ¢Â 
I will not say I failed 1000 times
€ ¢â' '¼Thomas Edison€ ¢â' '½
I will not say I failed 1000 times,
I will say that I discovered there are 1000 ways
that can cause failure€ ¢â' ¦
€ ¢Â 
Everyone In Our Life is Going To Hurt Us
Everyone In Our Life
is Going To Hurt Us
Sooner Or Later!
But we Have To Decide
What is More Important?
The Pain
Or
the Person!
€ ¢Â 
Your each expression will leave an impression
Nature has given u a Face.
But u have to provide the expression.
Be careful !
Your each expression will leave an impression.

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Kettles

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Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:53 pm (PDT)





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Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:02 pm (PDT)



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If I Had a Second Chance

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:43 pm (PDT)



If I Had a Second Chance

If I Had A Second Chance...
I'd stop looking and start seeing,
And treat everyone as a human being.

I'd stop taking and start giving,
Stop hiding and start living.
I'd do more listening and a lot less talking,
Enjoy the world and do more walking.

I'd take my eyes off my watch
and watch with my eyes,
To notice the trees and the beautiful sky.

I'd stop criticizing and show more love,
Be less forgetful and give thanks up above.
I'd be less angry and swallow my pride,
And share with the world what I have inside.
I'd stop hating and be more kind,
And give a little more of my precious time.

I'd give more encouragement
and a lot more praise,
And do a lot less judging
for I too have lost my way.

I'd get my priorities in order and straight,
Better now than never Lord,
I'm just a bit too late.
I'd stop hopelessly chasing after the wind,
From this point on a new I begin.

I'd find my way back to the God's's humble grace,
With a vow never again to lose my place,
I'm changing my life and I've made a stance,
Oh GOD , what I wouldn't give for a second chance.

It's not the destination that counts in life it's the journey.
The journey with the people we love
is all that really matters.
Such a simple truth so easily forgotten.

When you're lonely, I wish you LOVE.
When you're down, I wish you JOY.
When things get complicated, I wish you FAITH.
When things look empty, I wish you HOPE...

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How to hide your password? Must Read... Dont miss...

Posted by: "Samihan Jawalkar" samihan_jawalkar@yahoo.co.in   samihan_jawalkar

Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:18 pm (PDT)



How to hide your password? Must Read... Dont miss...
22.

I cant stop Thinking of u Coz....

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in   solo4ucool

Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:07 pm (PDT)



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23.

Good Morning & hope

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:11 pm (PDT)



Good Morning & hope
24a.

Ghazal - Self Composed

Posted by: "Suyash Sahu" su_yash@ymail.com   su_yash@ymail.com

Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:14 pm (PDT)



Ghazal - Self Composed
25.

I Miss You.........!

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in   solo4ucool

Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:22 pm (PDT)



I Miss You.........!
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