Tuesday, September 15, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2411

Messages In This Digest (14 Messages)

1.
Wo yaro ki mehfil From: Avi Vaghasiya
2.
Pyar Jindagi Ka dusra Naam... From: arvindkumar.ravi
3.
WISE WORDS SMS 23 ENJOY LIFE (14/09/09) From: Mahesh Popat
4.
( jokes ) Same service... From: Natasha_ForU
5.
Pani ki Bund From: Avi Vaghasiya
6.
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE From: Pradeep Sharma
7.
Top 10 most stupid questions... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
8.
Send it to your boss ( Funny humors ) From: Pyari Premila
9.
Good Morning... Have a nice Tuesday From: Aseem Kaistha
10.
aadat nahi rahi From: chayan jain
11.
Gift of A real Friend... From: Pradeep Sharma
12.
Gam Ka Samunder From: arvindkumar.ravi
13.
SAYARI From: arvindkumar.ravi
14.
Tumhe Bula Rahi Hai From: arvindkumar.ravi

Messages

1.

Wo yaro ki mehfil

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:39 am (PDT)



 
2.

Pyar Jindagi Ka dusra Naam...

Posted by: "arvindkumar.ravi" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com   arvindkumar.ravi

Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:48 am (PDT)



tumhare saath beetey vo har ek pal
meri yaadein ban gai...
3.

WISE WORDS SMS 23 ENJOY LIFE (14/09/09)

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:29 am (PDT)



 
Mahesh.P.
Jai Maharahtra
Jai HInd
 
Wise SMS
 
to achieve your expectations
Past is EXPERIENCE
Present is EXPERIMENT
Future is EXPECTATION
So use your experiences
in your experiments
to achieve your expectations.
 
Life has 5 stars
Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.
 
someone tries to impress you
A thoughtful thoughts.
"When someone tries to impress you.
It means he is already impressed by you...
Think on it...."
 
company of good people
The company of good people
like the shop of perfume.
Whether you have bought perfume or not.
You will receive a lot of good fragrance.
 
forgot to live
First he was dying to finish high school and start college.
Then he was dying to finish college and start working.
Then he was dying to get married and have children.
Then he was dying for his children to grow old enough so they could do their job.
Then he was dying to retire.
Then he died.
In between all this [...]
 
management fundamental for success
Management fundamental for success.
"If you don´t like any rule,
Just follow it, reach the top
and change the rule."
 
value of relationship
Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.

4.

( jokes ) Same service...

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Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:38 am (PDT)



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5.

Pani ki Bund

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:38 am (PDT)





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>Wo To Pani ki Bund hai Jo Ankhon se Beh Jaye,
>>>Ansu To Wo Hai Jo Tadap Ke Akhon mein Hi Reh Jaye,
>>>Wo Pyar Kya Jo Laffzon Mein Bayan Ho
>>>Pyar to Wo Hai Jo Ankhon Mein Nazar Aaye.
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>>>Hota nahi mehsoos dard aaj tere zakhamon ka,
>>>Kyu aaj teri talwar ki dhaar kam hai,
>>>Kuchh de aise zakham zalim aaj mujko,
>>>Kyu lagta hai k aaj tera pyar kam hai.
>>> 
>>>................................................
>>> 
>>>Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
>>>Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
>>>Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
>>>Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta.
>>> 
>>>...............................................
>>> 
>>>Duriya ki parwah na kiya kijiye
>>>Dil jab bhi pukare bula liya kijiye
>>>
>>>Hum jyada door nahi aapse
>>>Bus apni ankhen ko palko se mila liya kijiye

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6.

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:57 am (PDT)



Hi All, 
      
 
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE    ATTITUDE :

1 . Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it " Boss "

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4 . Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your   PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7 . Feel better?
HAVE A NICE DAY
 
Pradeep Sharma

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7.

Top 10 most stupid questions...

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:32 am (PDT)



Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes inAfrica marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your officeasks.. .

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

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8.

Send it to your boss ( Funny humors )

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Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:39 am (PDT)



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9.

Good Morning... Have a nice Tuesday

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:55 pm (PDT)



Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Good Morning... Have a nice Tuesday
10.

aadat nahi rahi

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in   chayanjain8

Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:03 pm (PDT)



Sir jhukaney ki aadat nahi rahi
Ansoo bahaney ki aadat nahi rahi.....
11.

Gift of A real Friend...

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:14 pm (PDT)



A friend is a living treasure, and if you have one, you have one of the most valuable gifts in life.
12.

Gam Ka Samunder

Posted by: "arvindkumar.ravi" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com   arvindkumar.ravi

Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:56 pm (PDT)



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Apna sab kuch lutaa diya hum ne,

Apni naadani ke kaarnamo me,

Ab bachaa nahi kuch bhi siwah dard ke,

Zindagi ke bache hue lamho me,

Kho di hai hum ne wo saari khushiya,

Jo hame milsakti thi aaj ki zindagi me,

Ab is ka shikwaa kar ke kia faaida,

Maine khud hi tho duboiyah hai apne,

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13.

SAYARI

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Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:45 am (PDT)



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14.

Tumhe Bula Rahi Hai

Posted by: "arvindkumar.ravi" arvindkumar.ravi@yahoo.com   arvindkumar.ravi

Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:50 am (PDT)



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