Messages In This Digest (15 Messages)
- 1.
- Solid Question By Teacher and Solid Answer By Student From: Tarun Dutta
- 2a.
- Some of the Best Moments in Life From: Pradeep Sharma
- 3.
- Simply the best .....Read it in ur free time. From: Pradeep Sharma
- 4.
- Little Boys Imagination From: ~ Guchi ~
- 5.
- :SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE ( Cool jokes ) From: Natasha_ForU
- 6.
- CUTE BABY PICTURES RELEASED ON 12 SEPTEMBER 2009 From: Rajnish Purohit
- 7.
- Lovely SmS Part 2 From: (.;^!^.,SANAM(..^!^,,)
- 8.
- Akbar Birbal From: Nandakumar Nair
- 9.
- Good Morning... Have a rocking Sunday!!! From: Aseem Kaistha
- 10.
- GOOD MORNING SMS... From: Pradeep Sharma
- 11a.
- Good Morning Friends... From: Pradeep Sharma
- 12.
- Dear Friend - U mean a lot to me........ From: Pradeep Sharma
- 13.
- Raat Bhar Sms From: panchalsoft
- 14.
- thought 4 d day From: Jawad Sait
- 15.
- JO JEETA WOH.... From: Jawad Sait
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Solid Question By Teacher and Solid Answer By Student
Posted by: "Tarun Dutta" tarun4kdutta@yahoo.com tarun4kdutta
Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:17 am (PDT)
Be Positive.... .... (Humour)
A Lady Teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. What is your problem?'
Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'
Madam took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his Questions he had to go back to the first-grade. Madam agreed.
The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'
Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions'.
'Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.
Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'
Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy.: 'Pockets.'
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..
Boy.: Shake hands
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Fire truck
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
'Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD
I got the last ten questions wrong myself...... ....!!!!! !!!!'
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Some of the Best Moments in Life
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:28 am (PDT)
* To fall in love.
* To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
* To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
* To leave the! Shower and find that the towel is warm.
* To clear your last exam.
* To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.
* To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year.
* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces. :)))
* Calls at midnight that last for hours. :))
* To laugh without a reason.
* To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.
* To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
* To be part of a team.
* To watch the sunset from the hill top.
* To make new friends.
* To feel butterflies! In the stomach every time that you see that person.
* To pass time with your best friends.
* To see people that you like, feeling happy.
* To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
* See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.
* To take an evening walk along the beach.
* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
* To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.
These are the best moments of life....
Let us learn to cherish them.
HAVE A NICE DAY
Pradeep Sharma
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Simply the best .....Read it in ur free time.
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:30 am (PDT)
friends this is not a simple mail it is truth so read it fully
Simply the best....even if u have read it earlier...read again....
Gone are the days!!!
When
The school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and
benches!
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes!
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays,
Yet managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!
When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!
When we started calculating
first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to
Calculators and computers!
When we chased one another in the
corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!
When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!
When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!
When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!
When few played
"kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played
"book cricket" in the
Confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!
When we used to
watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!
When few rushed at 3:45 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",
"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!
Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long
preparations for them.
Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most
enjoyed holidays after them!
Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
We learnt,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!
Gone are the days
When we used
to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a 'Hi'!
Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we
Code on the road with laptop!
Gone are the days
When we saw stars
Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't
Work!
Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!
Gone are the days
Where we
studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!
Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!
Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home
Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!
Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....
the Days are Gone . But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE ,
DONT FORGET TO
LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL
EXISTS.
Keep Smiling
Be Happy !!!!!!
HAVE A NICE DAY
Pradeep Sharma
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Little Boys Imagination
Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in guchijain19
Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:33 am (PDT)
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A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi,
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:SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE ( Cool jokes )
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:52 am (PDT)
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of their well known "happy going marriage".
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"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on
different horses.
My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to
be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and
said "This is your first time".
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it
happened again.
This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and
continued.
When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver
from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are you crazy?" ..
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
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CUTE BABY PICTURES RELEASED ON 12 SEPTEMBER 2009
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:29 pm (PDT)
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Lovely SmS Part 2
Posted by: "(.;^!^.,SANAM(..^!^,,)" sanam_khan3@yahoo.com sanam_o_sanam3
Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:22 pm (PDT)
Lovely SmS Part 2
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Akbar Birbal
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:24 pm (PDT)
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Good Morning... Have a rocking Sunday!!!
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:35 pm (PDT)
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Good Morning... Have a rocking Sunday!!!
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GOOD MORNING SMS...
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:58 pm (PDT)
GOOD MORNING SMS...
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Good Morning Friends...
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:06 pm (PDT)
Good Morning Friends...
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Dear Friend - U mean a lot to me........
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:16 pm (PDT)
Dear Friend - U mean a lot to me........
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Raat Bhar Sms
Posted by: "panchalsoft" panchalsoft@yahoo.com panchalsoft
Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:34 pm (PDT)
waah...waah....kya baat hai....
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thought 4 d day
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:45 pm (PDT)
Nice Thought 4 day....
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JO JEETA WOH....
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:56 pm (PDT)
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