Friday, April 4, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3390

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Digest #3390
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Jokes (03.04.14) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shayaris, Jokes (03.04.14) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Re: Quiz by "Hemang Vira" hemangvira
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Re: Quiz by "Monica Satpute" mona.satpute
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Shyaris, Jokes (03.04.14) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shyaris, Jokes (04.04.14) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Story (04.04.14) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Re: Poem (Kavita) by "IZHAR" izhar.ansari18
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Illusion is Reflection... by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shayaris, Jokes (04.04.14) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

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Thu Apr 3, 2014 3:36 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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If you want to teach your children about income tax...

then Eat 30% of their ice cream...

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Sardaar juice wale se :-
Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai...
ek glass pine ke baad,,,ek glass aur de
ladai hone wali hai.....
woh bhi pene ke baad,,,,,,,,ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai,,....
juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????
Sardaar :- Jab tu paise mangegaa...

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Husband: "Jaan socha call kar loon, tum miss to kar rahi hogi?" 
..
Wife: "Aurr subah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?"........Husband silently thinking : (Saala ghar ka number lag gaya?)...

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Husband To wife - "Wow Darling.., The House is So clean..!!!

Was the Whatsapp  Server down today...???"

Wife : No

Husband : (surprised !!!) 

Wife : I lost my phone charger,

had to put things in place to look for it...

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Thu Apr 3, 2014 3:36 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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खाने में कोई जहर घोल दे,
तो उसका इलाज है..
            लेकिन,
कान में कोई जहर घोल दे,तो उसका कोई इलाज नहीं है..!!

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असल में वही जीवन की चाल समझता  है ... 

जो सफ़र में धूल को गुलाल समझता  है ..!

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Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.
Frightened Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't .
Wife: I know, I did it

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Pillows Have Witnessed The Most Honest Confessions and Silent Tears Too,....

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7 Saal ke bhai se 5 Saal ki behan poochti hai....What is love Bhaiyya ??......CUTE ANSWER: Bhai:
"Tum har roz mere bag se chocolate kha jaati holekin mai fir bhi wahi rkhta hu.....That's true love..

Thu Apr 3, 2014 3:36 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Hemang Vira" hemangvira

vowels

On Tuesday, 1 April 2014 2:22 PM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:

 
CHAK DE

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IF U R GENIUS ANSWER THIS...........?

I come thrice in a minute , 

twice in an hour , 

and once in a day.,

Who am I  ???????????
Don't kill yourself after reading this....

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Kindly send the answer to my mail id and not in group....
So that everybody can try to attempt...
If u fail to attempt, than u can ask me to send answer to your mail ID...

Fri Apr 4, 2014 12:16 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Monica Satpute" mona.satpute

very clever

On Thursday, 3 April 2014 4:07 PM, Hemang Vira <hemangvira@yahoo.com> wrote:

 
vowels

On Tuesday, 1 April 2014 2:22 PM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:

 
CHAK DE

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IF U R GENIUS ANSWER THIS...........?

I come thrice in a minute , 

twice in an hour , 

and once in a day.,

Who am I  ???????????
Don't kill yourself after reading this....

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Kindly send the answer to my mail id and not in group....
So that everybody can try to attempt...
If u fail to attempt, than u can ask me to send answer to your mail ID...

Thu Apr 3, 2014 3:49 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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निगाहें आज भी शिद्दत से उस इंसान को ढूंढ रही है जिसने कहा था

"बस दसवी पास कर लो आगे ज़िन्दगी आसान है"

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Only a Man understands another Man..
Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun...

Dont laugh alone... pass it on.....

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माँ रोटी कुछ à¤"र ही तरीके से बनती हैं।

आटे में पानी के साथ साथ ज़रा सा हाथो का प्यार भी मिलाया करती हैं।

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मौत का आलम देख कर तो ज़मीन भी दो गज़ जगहदे देती है...
ए ख़ुदा!!!
फिर यह इंसान क्या चीज़ है जो ज़िन्दा रहने पर भी दिल में जगह नहीं देता...

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हमारे देश मेँ 14% लोग जिन्हें केजरीवाल में

अपना भविष्य नजर आता है.......ये वही लोग है जो बचपन मेँ छत से इसलिये कूद जाया करते थे... कि

शक्तिमान इन्हेँ बचाने आयेगा...

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Fri Apr 4, 2014 12:16 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus!
...This concept is outdated.......After much thought and deliberation over the past decade,

the general consensus now is -
Men are from Bars 
&
Women are from Malls

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Why Indian Girls are not good at any sports?
Only 5% play cricket, hockey, tennis badminton, chess, etc!
Remaining 95% are busy in playing with
"JANUUU"
Janu su kre 6?

Janu whts up?

Janu jmyo?

Janu kevu 6?

Janu kya 6?

Janu maru mathu dukhe 6,

Janu mane shopping karay ne

Janu tari bau yaad ave 6

Janu i miss u,

Janu kaik bol ne

Janu I luv u,

Janu amka,

Janu dhamka,

Janu aa

Janu te,

aavu 

Janu tevu...Jiv lai lo janu no . . . .!!!

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जीवन की भाग-दौड़ में -

क्यूँ वक़्त के साथ रंगत खो जाती है 

हँसती-खेलती ज़िन्दगी भी आम हो जाती है 

एक सवेरा था जब हँस कर उठते थे हम 

आज बिना मुस्कुराये ही शाम हो जाती है

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“गलत कहेते है लोग की सफेद रंग मै वफा होती है…दोस्तो…!!!!

अगर ऐसा होता तो आज “नमक” जख्मो की दवा होता…..”

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बुलंद हो होंसला तो मुठी में हर मुकाम हे,ll

मुश्किले à¤"र मुसीबते तो ज़िंदगी में आम हे,ll

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ज़िंदा हो तो ताकत रखो बाज़ुà¤" में लहरो के खिलाफ तैरने कि ,,,

क्योकि लहरो के साथ बहना तो लाशो का काम हे.

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जब हाथ आसमां तक नहीं पहुँचते.....
मैं पैर बुज़ुर्गों के छुं लेता हूं....

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"जिंदगी देने वाले , मरता छोड़ गये, 

अपनापन जताने वाले तन्हा छोड़ गये,

जब पड़ी जरूरत हमें अपने हमसफर की, 

वो जो साथ चलने वाले, रास्ता मोड़ गये"....

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Fri Apr 4, 2014 12:16 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them..
The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20.
This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50!
However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to the 'Stock Market'!!!!!!!!

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Fri Apr 4, 2014 12:16 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"IZHAR" izhar.ansari18

Very nice

Sent from my iPhone

> On Apr 2, 2014, at 9:54 AM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:
>
>
> CHAK DE
>
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> मुश्किलें जरुर है, मगर ठहरा नही हूँ मैं.
> मंज़िल से जरा कह दो, अभी पहुंचा नही हूँ मैं.
>
> कदमो को बाँध न पाएंगी, मुसीबत कि जंजीरें,
> रास्तों से जरा कह दो, अभी भटका नही हूँ मैं.
>
> सब्र का बाँध टूटेगा, तो फ़ना कर के रख दूंगा,
> दुश्मन से जरा कह दो, अभी गरजा नही हूँ मैं.
>
> दिल में छुपा के रखी है, लड़कपन कि चाहतें,
> मोहब्बत से जरा कह दो, अभी बदला नही हूँ मैं.
>
> " साथ चलता है, दुआà¤" ककाफिला,
> किस्मत से जरा कह दो, अभी तनहा नही हूँ मैं.
>
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Fri Apr 4, 2014 12:18 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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Illusion is Reflection...
1- Inspite of so many colors - Black n White is considered the class.
2- Inspite of so many voice words n sound - Silence is considered ultimate.
3- Inspite of so much to eat - Fasting is considered healthy
4- Inspite of so much to travel n explore - Meditating under trees n mountains are superior.
5- Inspite of so much to see - Closed eyes n within is Apex
6- Inspite of listening all n others - Voice from inside You is eternal .
7- Inspite of charming Life - Peacefull Soul is Solace n Divine.
Reflection is Illusion...
Trust your Senses.

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Fri Apr 4, 2014 12:26 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

जो लोग अच्छे वक्त मेबडा भाव खाते है..

वो लोग बुरे वक्त मेवडा-पाव खाते है..

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It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads.

Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.

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Woh is chah me rehte hai ki hum unko unse mange !!

Aur hum is guroor me rehte hai ki hum apni hi cheez kyu mange !!!!

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ना जाने कौन मेरे हक में दुआ करता है?  

डूबता भी हूँ तो समंदर उछाल देता है!

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मोहब्बत भी उस मोड़ पे पहुँच चुकी है, 

कि अब उसको प्यार से भी मेसेज करो, 

तो वो पूछती है कितनी पी है?.........

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तेरी महफ़िल से उठे तो किसीको खबर तक ना थी,,,,,

तेरा मुड़-मुड़कर देखना हमें बदनाम कर गया,,,,

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वोह अल्फ़ाज़ ही क्या जो समझानें पडे,

ये मुहब्बत है कोई, वकालत नहीं!

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