Sunday, April 6, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3391

2 Messages

Digest #3391
Shyaris, Jokes, Quotes by "Mahesh Popat"
The woodcutter by "Mahesh Popat"


Sat Apr 5, 2014 8:50 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



घर से बाहर वो नक़ाब मे निकली

सारी गली उनकी फिराक मे निकली

इनकार करते थे वो हमारी मोहब्बत से

ओर हमारी ही तस्वीर उनकी किताब से निकली.....


जितनी भीड़ , बढ़ रही ज़माने में ।

लोग उतनें ही, अकेले होते जा रहे ...


कभी नाँव में बैठकर धोये थे हाथ उसने,

दरिया में मेहँदी की महक आज भी है।


दिल कि दुनिया कुछ इस तरह से उजड़ी सनम,

उसने दर्द का आदि बना के दर्द देना छोड़ दिया....


दादागिरी तो हम मरने के बाद भी करेंगे,

लोग पैदल चैलेगे और हम कंधो पर...


Boy texts his Girl friend 
"Jaan I can't live without you! Will you marry me?"
Here is the KILLING Reply - "Kaun mar raha hai ab!

I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name.


Gillette Razors now comes with 5 blades....

Shave karne ke saath saath aap Gaajar ka halwa bhi bana sakte ho.

A beautiful understanding about life:
"Your problem is never really your problem. 

Your reaction to the problem is your real problem"

There are Two things to Aim at in Life -

1st to Get what you Want,

and 2nd to Enjoy it.

Only the Wisest of Mankind has Achieved the Second.

बहुत देखा जीवन में समझदार बन कर

पर ख़ुशी हमेशा पागल बनने पर आयी।


USNe jate hue keh diya tere jaise to bahot milenge,

Maine Bhi. Muskurate hue Puch. Liya mere jaise ki hi kyu talash hai????

Jab kisiko koi rishta khatam karna hota hai
Toh woh sabse pehle apni zubaan ki mithas khatam karta hai...


Sun Apr 6, 2014 1:38 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it !
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Priyanka Chopra."Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to  , Priyanka ChopraYou would have come up with Kareena Kapoor . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take careof all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to  Priyanka Chopra."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others..
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

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