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Digest #3393
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Tue Apr 8, 2014 11:19 pm (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.
Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.
Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole
Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse,
"Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?"
Mickey Mouse cannot.
Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what
was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"
Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.
Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse
goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the
wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to
end....
How did this happen???
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After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes
Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)...
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Tue Apr 8, 2014 11:19 pm (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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न शाखों ने जगह दी, न हवाओं ने बक्शा हूँ एक टूटा हुआ पत्ता, आवारा न बनता तो क्या करता
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राह पे चलते-चलते पूछा पाँव के छालो ने,
बस्ती कितनी दूर बनाई है दिल में बसने वालो ने।
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एक घड़ी ख़रीदकर हाथ मे क्या बाँध ली..
वक़्त पीछे ही पड़ गया मेरे..!!
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यह मोहब्बत भी नशा-ए-शराब है,
करें तो मर जायें छोडें तो किधर जायें..
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जिन्हें गुस्सा आता है.. वो लोग सच्चे होते हैं..
मैंने झूठों को अक्सर.. मुस्कुराते हुए देखा है..
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हद-ए-शहर से निकली तो गाँव गाँव चली..
कुछ यादें मेरे संग ..... पांव पांव चली ...!
सफ़र जो धूप का किया तो तजुर्बा हुआ।
वो जिंदगी ही क्या ...जो छाँव छाँव चली ..!!
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बीवी ने बड़े प्यार से पति के गले में बाहें
डाली और पूछा, कैसी लग रही हूं जी?
पति: जैसे भगवान शंकर के गले में नागिन लिपटी हो।
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मेरी देहलीज़ पे आ रुकी है दस्तक इ मोहब्बत..
मेहमान नवाजी का शौख भी है और उज़ड़ जाने का खौफ भी है !
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कोई रूह का तलबगार मिले तो
. . . . . .. . . . हम भी मोहब्बत कर ले
यहाँ दिल तो बहुत मिलते है
. . . . . . .बस कोई दिल से नहीं मिलता
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Tue Apr 8, 2014 11:22 pm (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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9 Paradoxical,
»Tears will not come when you miss a person,it comes when you don't want to miss a person….just feel it!!!
»The heart feels light when someone is in it,but it feels very heavy when someone leaves it.
»A heart dies when it is not able to share its feelings, but a heart kills itself when another heart doesn't understands its feelings….
»Loving someone doesn't need a reason,If u can explain why you love someone it's called 'like'. If you can't explain it's simply called 'LOVE'.
»It's very easy to say you are 'busy' when someone needs you but,its very difficult to hear 'busy' when you need someone...
»Not all fingers are same in length, but when they bend all stand equal….(Life become easy when we bend and adjust to all situations)…
»If silence is meant to be the best for all situations…then why do we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??
»One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that:"We always believe there is more time in tomorrow than today"
we work for making better tomorrow but when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying it we start thinking for better tomorrow!!! :
Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree ?
Is it the Wind that blew it away? Or
Is it the Tree, that let it go? Or
Is it the leaf itself, which grew tired holding on?
Life unfolds a lot of these subjectivity everyday, it's upto US toLEAVE ITorLIVE ITorLIVE WITH It......!!
Tue Apr 8, 2014 11:30 pm (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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"I slept on benches and everyday borrowed 20Rs/- from friend to travel film city"- Sharukh khan
"I failed in 8th standard"
"During my secondary school, I was dropped from school basketballteam"
"I was rejected for the job in ALL INDIA RADIO bcoz of my heavy voice"- AMITABH BACCHAN
"I used to work in petrol pump"- DHIRUBHAI AMBANI
"I was rejected in d interview of PILOT"- ABDUL KALAM
"I didn't even complete my university education"
"I was a dyslexic kid"- TOM CRUIZE
"I was raped at the age of 9 "- Oprah Winfrey
"I was sexually, mentally, emotionally and verbally abused by my father as far back as I can remember until I left home at the age of eighteen"
"I struggled academically throughout elementary school"
"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training"
"I used to sleep on the floor in friends'
"My teachers used to call me a failure"
"I was in prison for 27 years"- Late President Nelson Mandela
and here comes d "THALIVA"
"At d age of 30, I was a bus conductor"
"Friends, there are many such people who struggled.. Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do. wait nd dont ever give up miracles happen every day....!
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