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Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:23 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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Law of Queue:
If you change queues,
the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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Law of Telephone:
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When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
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Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
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Law of getting late
When you reach early for something it will never starts on time
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Law of exam
If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,
first question will be from that page only.
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:23 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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The CNN Photographer John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport.
Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, said 'Lets go'.
The Pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air John told the Pilot: 'Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill'
Pilot : Why.?
John : Bcoz I'm the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.
Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered 'So, what You're telling me is . . . You're Not My Flying Instructor'?
Life is Short...
Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME!
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Classic joke
Ek Mantri USA gaya to meet his politician friend
Uska ghar bahot khubsurat tha.
Indian : Itna khubsurat ghar kaise banaya?
American: Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai ?
Indian : haan
American: Uska 10% apni jeb me...!!
Phir American India aya to hairaan reh gaya.... k...
Indian ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hai
American: Tum ne kaise banaya itna khubsurat ghar??
Indian : Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai??
American: nahi
Indian :hahahahahahhahahah
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Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:40 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Species called 'Managers&#
Manager: Okay team, today we are going to play a game.
When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court.And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court. got it?
Team members: Yes, Got it.
Manager: Okay...Ready, Set......ORANGE!
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Meaning of PYAAR: jujtjmj wtjgptjtku jnktjtktmgmjt . .
Nahi padha ja raha na?
Forward kar de patthar dil Tu kya jaane pyar ki bhasha..
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" झोंपड़ी और महल में इतना ही फर्क होता है,
झोंपड़ी पर लिखा होता है "सुस्वागतम",
महल पर लिखा होता है "बिना आज्ञा प्रवेश निषेध"
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Sugar & Salt may be mixed together,
But ants reject the salt and carry away only sugar.
So select the right people in life and make your life sweeter...
"Two simple lines"
Don't make any close relation without full understanding
And Don't break any close relation with small Misunderstanding.
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Whatsapp walo ne bhi khoob dimag lagaya ....ki...
ladies baat bhi kar le aur awaz bhi na ho...
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ये मौत भी अजीब चीज़ है दोस्तो,
एक दिन मरने के लिए सारी ज़िन्दगी जीना पड़ता है ।
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EK DUM RAPCHIK JOKE
कृपया अपने रिस्क पर पढ़ें...
किसी का मानसिक संतुलन बिगड़ने का मैं जवाबदार नहीं होउंगा......सन् 1975 में बैटमैन...सुपरमैन और स्पाइडरमैन हवा में उड़ रहे थे......
जैसे ही वो भारत के ऊपर से गुजरे.अचानक से वो तीनोँ मर गए.....कैसे ??.
बताओ ??.नहीँ....हर सवाल का जवाब रजनीकांत नहीं होता.....याद करो 1975 में....शोले में गब्बर ने तीन गोलियां.....हवामें चलाई थी...
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बैठ जाता हूं मिट्टी पे अक्सर...
क्योंकि मुझे अपनी औकात अच्छी लगती है..
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मैंने समंदर से सीखा है जीने का सलीक़ा,
चुपचाप से बहना और अपनी मौज में रहना ।।
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जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन..... क्यूंकि...
एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले .!!
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