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1.: Saanu miliyan os nu kinni hee muddat ho gayi, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat

2.: Opportunity...... From: I am the Best

3.: HR Dept Fun ( Humor ) From: ashwini

4a.: Funny masks From: Varsha Sanyal

5.: Cool Olympics Stadiums in China From: zofia_ali

6a.: FUNNY JOKES 4 U to Jingle. From: pritesh bhawsar

7.: ``` hinGlish ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~

8.: Whale Slaughtering(Prishi) From: Prishi

9.: Computer Art(Prishi) From: Prishi

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1.: Saanu miliyan os nu kinni hee muddat ho gayi,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat

Mon Jun 2, 2008 6:53 pm (PDT)

Saanu miliyan os nu kinni hee muddat ho gayi,

Bhatkday rehna jadon tou saadi kismat ho gayi,
Saanu apni bebasi day naal ulfat ho gayi,

Kiss taran hun phull khid-dan tay kis taran aaye bahaar,
Saanu miliyan os nu kinni hee muddat ho gayi,

Gaal ditti zindagi hai bhatak kay uss day layi,
Saanu apnay naal hun tahin nafrat ho gayi,

Zakham pairan day assin tan dekhnon he hat gaye,
Kandiya tay turan dee hai hun aadat ho gayi,

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2.: Opportunity......

Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Mon Jun 2, 2008 7:28 pm (PDT)

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3.: HR Dept Fun ( Humor )

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Mon Jun 2, 2008 8:14 pm (PDT)

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4a.: Funny masks

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Mon Jun 2, 2008 8:34 pm (PDT)

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5.: Cool Olympics Stadiums in China

Posted by: "zofia_ali" zofia_ali@yahoo.com zofia_ali

Mon Jun 2, 2008 8:37 pm (PDT)

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6a.: FUNNY JOKES 4 U to Jingle.

Posted by: "pritesh bhawsar" pritesh.bhawsar@hotmail.com pritesh_744

Mon Jun 2, 2008 8:39 pm (PDT)

World's

Smallest

resignation

letter?

Respected sir,

I luv ur wife.

************ ********* *********
********* ********* ********* ********* ***

Husband wife ki godh mein leta
hua thaa...

Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.

Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
************ ********* *********
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans
pehanungi

Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?

2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi

Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
************ ********* *********
********

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain
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********* **

Sardar-why
r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r

others running?
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Sardarji
was filling up application form for a job. He was

not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary

Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes!
************
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Sardar
told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant

its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an

umbrella and go.
************
********* ********* ********* ********

Wife:
You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem Can there be greater than this one?
************
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Three
patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by
the head psychiatrist.

If
the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven
years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a
diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first
patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?"
asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Mayawati
came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....

Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??

Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??

Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
************
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Do U know the
fullform of COLLEGE-

Do
U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love,
E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college
regularly... .

************ ********* *********
********* ********* ********* ****

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC
SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON

JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,

JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,

TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
************ ********* *********
********* ********* ********* *******

Husband asks, Do you know the
meaning of WIFE.

It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means -

With Idiot for Ever

************ ********* *********
********* ********* ********* ******
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY
ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN
DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.

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7.: ``` hinGlish ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz

Mon Jun 2, 2008 8:44 pm (PDT)

In a hotel in Ahmedabad:
It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
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In a hotel lobby in Surat:
The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
(Surat, the city of language obscenity)
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In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a hotel elevator in Baroda:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a hotel in Jamnagar:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel near Gujarat College, Ahmedabad:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a hotel in Bhavanagar:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a laundry in Anand:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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In a heritage hotel in Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

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Would you like to ride on your own ass?
**
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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
**
In the office of a Gynecologist in Ahmedabad:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In a hotel in Bharuch:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here

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