Wednesday, June 18, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1930

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1a.
Do you make Elephant from Towel From: ganeshkumble
2.
*BEYOND BOUNDARIES*_* From: TUNA
3a.
jokes From: Gaurav Chaudhary
4a.
SHAYARI From: Sanjay
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Dil kii merii beqaraarii mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
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i hope you can sloves this question. From: vinay.gupta80
7.
Beauty Baby From: Thangam Muthu
8.
DARLING ! I AM WILLING TO DIE FOR U From: glassnost
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Naughty Jokes From: Freya Sehgal
10.
Some times... From: Radhika Page
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LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 038 ) From: glassnost
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LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 040 ) From: glassnost
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SPREAD IT WIDE OPEN !  I AM COMING ! From: glassnost
14.
My LOVE SMS Shayaris Collections PART-20 FOR ALL OF YOU.... From: Hassan Ali
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.,.,. Funny Insulting SMS .,.,. From: Taranprit Singh
16.
THE HEIGHTS OF CARELESSNESS From: glassnost
17.
If Google controls the World......... From: Zaibi
18.
Fw: [Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1925 From: SUNILGOUTAM BHAI
19.
Remember Your Life Account From: www.myjokes4all.com
20.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 035 ) From: glassnost
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LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 036 ) From: glassnost
22a.
I bet You can't read this in first attempt !!! Try it......... From: Rajesh
23.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 034 ) From: glassnost
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A REAL SWEET DREAM ........ From: glassnost
25.
A VERY TIMELY QUESTION From: glassnost
26.
me nind mein tha... From: Abhishek Mundra
27.
My Birthday.... From: Rajesh

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1a.

Do you make Elephant from Towel

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:24 pm (PDT)

Do you make Elephant from Towel
This is a tutorial to make an ELEPHANT from towel....
by ekfaysal@yahoo.com

This is how it'll look finally.....

PASS THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

by ekfaysal@yahoo.com

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*BEYOND BOUNDARIES*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:29 pm (PDT)



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jokes

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com   gaurav_chaudhary9

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:29 pm (PDT)

 
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ?till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

 
 
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker!

 
 

 

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SHAYARI

Posted by: "Sanjay" sanjay17gupta@yahoo.co.in   sanjay17gupta

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:39 pm (PDT)

KAHTE HAI KI JAB KOI KISI KO BAHUT YAAD KARTA HAI

TO EK TAARA TUT KE GIRTA HAI

EK DIN YE SAARA AASMAAN KHALI HO JAYENGA

AUR NAAM HAMARA AAYEGA.

SG

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Dil kii merii beqaraarii mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:39 pm (PDT)

Dil kii merii beqaraarii mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi, Dil kii merii beqaraarii mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi,
Shab kii merii aah-o-zaarii mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi,
 Baar-e-Gam se mujh pe roz-e-hijr mein ik ik ghadi,
Kya kahuun hai kaisi bhaari mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi,
 Meri suurat hii se bas maaluum kar lo hamm-dammon,
Tum haqiiqat merii saari mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi,
 Shaam se taa-subah jo bistar pe tum bin raat ko,
Main ne kii akhtar-shumaarii mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi,
 Ai "Zafar" jo haal hai meraa karuungaa gar bayaan,
Hogii un kii sharm-saarii mujh se kuchh puuchho nahi,  
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i hope you can sloves this question.

Posted by: "vinay.gupta80" vinay.gupta80@yahoo.com   vinay.gupta80

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:39 pm (PDT)

At the bus stop, he met a man with 7 wifes. Each wife has 12 sons and
12 daughters
Each daughter of the man's wife had 4 sons and 7 daughters, each son
of the man's wife had 7 sons and 4 daughters
Each grand daughter had 4 friends. how many people at the bus stop.

i hope you can sloves this question.

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Beauty Baby

Posted by: "Thangam Muthu" thangam_200718@yahoo.com   thangam_200718

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:40 pm (PDT)

Beauty ful Babies

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DARLING ! I AM WILLING TO DIE FOR U

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:40 pm (PDT)



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Naughty Jokes

Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com   yourbites

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:42 pm (PDT)

ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur puchti hai, G yaha gale miltay hain? Darzi:waise gale milte to nahi hain lekin aap kahti hain to mil lete hain..

Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay, - Mom:Beta yeh to girls hostel hai, - Child:Papa to kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.


Boys;Ladkia pepsi ki tarah hoti hain, - Jitna pio utna ziada maja aata hai, - Girls;ladke juice ki tarah hote hain, - Jab maja aane lagta hai to khatam ho jata hai.


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Some times...

Posted by: "Radhika Page" page.radhika@yahoo.co.in   page.radhika

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:44 pm (PDT)

Some times..i dont say Hi..
Some times..i dont reply..
Some times..i dont MSG U..
But it dosent mean that i forgot u..,
it means i am giving u time to Miss me..!

Har jindgi ko 1 kinara chahiye,
har shaks ko 1 sahara chahiye,
jindgi kat sake haste-haste isliye..
aapsa 1 pyaara Dost chahiye..!

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LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 038 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:57 pm (PDT)



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LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 040 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:57 pm (PDT)



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SPREAD IT WIDE OPEN !  I AM COMING !

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:57 pm (PDT)



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My LOVE SMS Shayaris Collections PART-20 FOR ALL OF YOU....

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Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:00 pm (PDT)

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3) Falling down is not defeat...
defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who
you are when you are unsuccessful
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.,.,. Funny Insulting SMS .,.,.

Posted by: "Taranprit Singh" taranprit96@yahoo.co.in   taranprit96

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:02 pm (PDT)

*****

Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …

Nahi na …

Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”

*****

Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!

*****
Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?
tum nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..

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ANIMALS DAY HAI

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Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodoo
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
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Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...

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I was walking along the beach with God.
I asked him “Why I have a friend like MISHRA?”
So God replied, “SAB PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP HAI.”

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THE HEIGHTS OF CARELESSNESS

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:03 pm (PDT)



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If Google controls the World.........

Posted by: "Zaibi" menu_add_kar@yahoo.com   menu_add_kar

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:06 pm (PDT)

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Fw: [Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1925

Posted by: "SUNILGOUTAM BHAI" sunilbhai21@yahoo.com   sunilbhai21

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:07 pm (PDT)

plz send  jokes daily for this id naveenkhandelwal11@yahoo.com

 

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Remember Your Life Account

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Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:08 pm (PDT)



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LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 035 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:08 pm (PDT)



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LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 036 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:09 pm (PDT)



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I bet You can't read this in first attempt !!! Try it.........

Posted by: "Rajesh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:09 pm (PDT)



 

 

Can you read this
in first attempt????

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Close your eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it
Its really superb!!!!
 
Regards..
 
 
R a j e s h

 
 

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LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 034 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:13 pm (PDT)



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A REAL SWEET DREAM ........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:14 pm (PDT)



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A VERY TIMELY QUESTION

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:14 pm (PDT)



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me nind mein tha...

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:15 pm (PDT)

Wife: ji, Kal raat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the...

Husband: jaan, Tumhe galat-fehmi hui hai...

Wife: me kuch samjhi nahi, Kaisi galat-fehmi..?

Husband: Yehi ki me nind mein tha...

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My Birthday....

Posted by: "Rajesh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:16 pm (PDT)


Hi Friends...
 
My Birthday falls on 19th June,
 
You all are invited to come and
we will celebrate my b'day..
 
and please wish me on my cell number 9824455137..
 
and please dont forget to recharge
my mobile by Rs. 100 as Birthday gift...
 
Ragards..

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