Friday, June 13, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1923

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Messages In This Digest (15 Messages)

1.
girl friend se maar khaayi From: Gaurav Chaudhary
2.
Who is Beautiful From: www.myjokes4all.com
3.
gud moorning all of you From: Neelam Rawat
4.
Waiting For Ur Mail... From: FaY
5.
===> ANYWAY <=== From: FaY
6.
chaha tha ham nay jis ko thukra dia us nay ham ko From: sania seher
7.
Teri yaad se rishta kal bhi tha From: Vinay Malhotra
8.
~Loving You~ From: Vinay Malhotra
9.
Funny Animals Pictures[Nice] From: Shweta Gupta
10a.
love From: Gaurav Chaudhary
11.
Bandar ki pappi From: Gaurav Chaudhary
12.
~"~Meri Nigaah Se Dekhaa Kare Koi~"~ From: Gaurav Chaudhary
13.
*SNAPS FROM SINGAPORE*_* By Mostafa Moftah From: TUNA
14.
~'~"Baad Muddat Unhe Dekh Kar Yun Laga"~'~ From: Gaurav Chaudhary
15.
Girl friend se maar khaayi ??????? From: Rajkrishna Verma

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1.

girl friend se maar khaayi

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com   gaurav_chaudhary9

Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:29 am (PDT)

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai,
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai
kahti hai ki sudhar jao,
magar meri galti nahi hai doston
barabar waali ladki aaj mini skirt mein aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...

usko dekh meri haalat chakrayi hai,
dil mein baat karne ki khwahish aayi hai.
par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai
aaj meri gf mere saath mein market aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...

saare armanoo ki hui aaj vidai hai
arre bhai maine uske saamne maar khaayi hai
sharam ne mooh par laali lagayi hai
par dil hai ki maanta nahi
chupke se karta mooh dikhai hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai...
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Kitney Achey Hotey Hein Bachpan Key Wo Din,
Jab Sirf Kheloney Toata Kartey Hein ....

Gaurav Chaudhary
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2.

Who is Beautiful

Posted by: "www.myjokes4all.com" myjokes4all@gmail.com   myjokes4all

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:28 am (PDT)

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3.

gud moorning all of you

Posted by: "Neelam Rawat" neelamrawat_2006@yahoo.com   neelamrawat_2006

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:29 am (PDT)

hi
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Joognu ko kaid karke muskuraya na karo
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo
Dil Pe sitam itna na karo
Yaad nahi karte to yaad aaya na karo.
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Badi kosis ke baad use bhula diya,
Uski yaado ko sine se mita diya,
Ek din phir uska khat aaya,
Likha tha mujhe bhul jaao,
Or bhula hua har lamha yaad aa-gaya.

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Sabko pyaar dene ki aadat hai hame,
Apni alag pahchan banane ki aadat hai hame,
Kitna bhi gahra jakham de koi,
Utna hi muskurane ki aadat hai hame.

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Tere pyaar se toh yeh maut behtar hogi,
Yeh maut kam se kam mujhe gale toh lagaegi,
Bewaafa ho kar bhi yeh maut apni waafa nibhaegi,
Na hoga ehsaas tab tere pyaar ka,
aur na he teri bewaafi mujh ko tadapayegi

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Zindgi se hamne kabhi kucch chaha hi nahin
Chaha jise bhi kabhi paya hi nahin
Jise paya use kucch yun kho diya
Jaise zindgi me kabhi koi aaya hi nahin

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ik baat puchte rehte hain hum,
bhagwan se fariyaad mein,
aisa kya hai unki har baat mein,
kyun aati hai bar bar woh meri yaad mein,
kya bhagwan yahi woh pyar hai,
jisko milne ke liye kiya,
hamne itna intzaar hai.

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4.

Waiting For Ur Mail...

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:29 am (PDT)



Hey U…. Yes U…..

[/i]Hmmmmmmmmm no time to even mail or msg me aah??????????

Ah u are thinking to mail me now??????????

chooooo cho chweet of u………..

Ah come on send it across… I m waiting for ur "hi"..

Hmmmmmm how long I have to wait??????????

What????????? No need to wait ah????????? wow….

;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Hmmmmm..im waitingggggggggggg

Hey I m watching u, so do send a hi soon……….

Hey don't try to fool meeeeeeeeee……

Hmmmmmm tired of typing…

You say or not…but I will……….

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii friend …….

Each moment in a day has its own value
Morning brings Hope...
Afternoon brings Faith..
Evening brings Love....
And
Night brings Rest...
Wish you find them all today. Keep smiling!!!

PASS THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

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===> ANYWAY <===

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:38 am (PDT)

===> ANYWAY <===



PASS THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

Transpost, Cars,Vehicles, Must watch Very funny Photos
If Animal Were Movies Stars
Love Poems (english)
I lOvEyOu(cards)
IMnotbeggingyouto love me

DreamsMania.com A community for fun loving people

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6.

chaha tha ham nay jis ko thukra dia us nay ham ko

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:40 am (PDT)


chaha tha ham nay jis ko thukra dia us nay ham ko
us din samagh aiye yeh kia hai zindagi

kabhi poocha hai un loogoon say jin par tooti tayhain gam or dard
kay pahar
to shaydaieee bana daiti hai un ko zindagi

itna nahee chahhoo dil or jaan say kia pata kaab shroo ho jaye
azab-e zindagi
atti hai jis tarha khizaan bahar kay baad us tarha dard datiee
hai zindagi

jub kareeb tha kinara or safar tha akhari kahan say agaya
azaba-e- zindagi
yaroon abb or na poochoo yeh kia hai zindagi abb or kia bataiyeen
haqiqat-e zindagee
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7.

Teri yaad se rishta kal bhi tha

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:46 am (PDT)

Teri yaad se rishta kal bhi tha
teri yaad se rishta aaj bhi hai,,
Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha
dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,,
Jo pyar hum tum karte they
woh pyar to zinda aaj bhi hai,,
Hum bichad gaye is doori mein
tum door ho majboori mein,,
Kabhi waqt mile to chali ana
khula dil ka darwaza aaj bhi hai,,
Na sataao, na tadpaao….. .
na mehfil mein yu tanha chodo,
Teri yaad me jaage kal bhi they,
teri yaad me jaage aaj bhi hain……

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8.

~Loving You~

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:50 am (PDT)

~Loving You~

I thought my loving days had ended
My heart had been torn apart
Now I find my life worthwhile
With much love inside my heart.

Now I wish time would stand still
So I could feel this way forever.
How beautiful it is to love again
Not wanting you to leave me ever.

You brought me up when I was down.
You brought sunshine into my days.
The feelings I have in my heart for you
Are embedded there to stay.

I thought I would never love again.
Love was something I could live without.
Now each new day is better than before
As I remember what love is all about.

Who would have thought someone my age
Could feel so alive and young again
Like a teenager experiencing a first love
Never wanting each day to end.

When we are together it's like
We are the only people in the world.
If it were possible to stop the time
And stay this way forever - I would.

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Funny Animals Pictures[Nice]

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:52 am (PDT)

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10a.

love

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com   gaurav_chaudhary9

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:55 am (PDT)

Aap hume bahut azeez se lagte ho,
Door rehkar bhi dil ke karib se lagte ho,

Malum hai tume hum pa na sakenge,
Phir bhi kyun tum hume,Humare naseeb se lagte ho..!!!

Mila Woh bhi nahi karte, Mila Hum bhi nahi karte
Wafa Woh bhi nahi karte, Wafa Hum bhi nahi karte

Unhein Ruswayi ka Dukh, Hamein Tanhayi ka Darr
Gila Woh bhi nahi karte, Shikwa Hum bhi nahi karte

Kisi Mod per Takrao ho jata hai aksar
Ruka Woh bhi nahi karte, Thera Hum bhi nahi karte

Jab bhi dekhte hai Unhe, Sochte hai kuch kahe unse
Suna Woh bhi nahi karte, Kaha Hum bhi nahi karte

Lekin! yeh bhi Sach hai ke Mohabbat Unhain bhi hai
Aur mohabbat hum bhi karte hai…………………….

Gaurav Chaudhary
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11.

Bandar ki pappi

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com   gaurav_chaudhary9

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:57 am (PDT)


Jo haare woh jail ke andar
Jo SMS bheje usko jaadu ki jappi,
Jo na bheje usko bandar ki pappi............
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Gaurav Chaudhary
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crazyjatt_2006@yahoo.co.in
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~"~Meri Nigaah Se Dekhaa Kare Koi~"~

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com   gaurav_chaudhary9

Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:59 am (PDT)

Khud dil mein reh ke aankh se parda kare koi
haan lutf jab hai paake bhi Dhoondaa kare koi

tum ne toh hukam-e-tark-e-tamanna sunaa diya
kis dil se aah tark-e-tamanna kare koi

duniya laraz gayi dil-e-hirmaaN_naseeb ki
iss tarah saaz-e-aish na chheraa kare koi

mujh ko yeh aarzoo vo uthaaye naqaab Khud
unko yeh intezaar taqaazaa kare koi

rangeeni-e-naqaab mein Gumm hogayi nazar
kya be-hijaabiyo ka taqaazaa kare koi

yaa toh kisi ko jurrat-e-deedaar hi na ho
yaa phir meri nigaah se dekhaa kare koi

hoti hai iss mein husn ki tauheen ae 'Majaz'
itna na ehal-e-ishq ko rusvaa kare koi
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Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal,mur ke na dekh beete hue pal
jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal

Gaurav Chaudhary
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13.

*SNAPS FROM SINGAPORE*_* By Mostafa Moftah

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:04 am (PDT)



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~'~"Baad Muddat Unhe Dekh Kar Yun Laga"~'~

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com   gaurav_chaudhary9

Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:05 am (PDT)

Baad muddat unhe dekh kar yun laga
jaise betaab dil ko qaraar aa gaya
aarzuo ke gul muskuraane lage
jaise gul_shan mein jaan-e-bahaar aa gaya

tashnaa nazre mili shokh nazro se jab
mey barasne lagi jaam bharne laga
saaqiyaa aaj teri zaroorat nahin
bin piye bin pilaaye Khumaar aa gaya

raat sone lagi subah hone lagi
shammaa bujhne lagi dil machalne lage
waqt ki roshni mein nahaayi hui
zindagi pe ajjab sa nikhaar aa gaya

har taraf mastiyaa har taraf dil_kashi
muskuraate dilo mein Khushi hi Khushi
kitna chaaha magar phir bhi uth na sakka
teri mehfil mein jo ek baar aa gaya

Gaurav Chaudhary
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15.

Girl friend se maar khaayi ???????

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:13 pm (PDT)




Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai,
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai
kahti hai ki sudhar jao,
magar meri galti nahi hai doston
barabar waali ladki aaj mini skirt mein aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...

usko dekh meri haalat chakrayi hai,
dil mein baat karne ki khwahish aayi hai.
par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai
aaj meri gf mere saath mein market aayi hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...

saare armanoo ki hui aaj vidai hai
arre bhai maine uske saamne maar khaayi hai
sharam ne mooh par laali lagayi hai
par dil hai ki maanta nahi
chupke se karta mooh dikhai hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai...
aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai...

Kitney Achey Hotey Hein Bachpan Key Wo Din,
Jab Sirf Kheloney Toata Kartey Hein ....

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Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

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