Friday, June 6, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1910

Messages In This Digest (20 Messages)

1a.
*ADS*_* From: TUNA
2.
what women want in a man???? From: Ramiz Kazi
3.
FUEL INCREASE & SALARY From: glassnost
4.
Bolly Mix Pix From: ~ Guchi ~
5.
PETROL HIKE : RELEASE YOUR TENSION From: glassnost
6.
Jal chukay khwab tou phir aag bhujanay aaye!! From: sania seher
7.
FROM AROUND THE WORLD From: hindi_jokes
8.
MAIN CAUSE OF FLOODS IN INDIA From: glassnost
9.
Don't forget say thanks From: zulfikar
10.
DIL KO DHADAKA DENE WALE GANESH KUMBLE KE HINDI SMS PANNA NUMBER-107 From: hindi_jokes
11.
kuch khate kuch mithe From: Neelam Rawat
12.
Aisi Apni wife ho ! From: sailee
13.
Magic Trick... From: www.myjokes4all.com
14a.
Aye mera janaza uthane waalo From: Kaleem Md
14b.
Aye mera janaza uthane waalo From: kal_eem70
15.
gIrL FrIeNd From: sailee
16.
eQUaTIoN.... From: sailee
17.
positive poem From: DEEPTI MANCHANDANI
18.
achanak mujh per yeh mohabbaton ka azaab aya hay From: sania seher
19.
Kal mere khawab main ek larki From: DEEPTI MANCHANDANI

Messages

1a.

*ADS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu Jun 5, 2008 7:03 pm (PDT)



2.

what women want in a man????

Posted by: "Ramiz Kazi" ramiz_4u@yahoo.co.in   ramiz_4u

Thu Jun 5, 2008 7:09 pm (PDT)




Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

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3.

FUEL INCREASE & SALARY

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Jun 5, 2008 7:19 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

4.

Bolly Mix Pix

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Thu Jun 5, 2008 7:23 pm (PDT)



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5.

PETROL HIKE : RELEASE YOUR TENSION

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Jun 5, 2008 8:30 pm (PDT)


GLASSNOST
6.

Jal chukay khwab tou phir aag bhujanay aaye!!

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Fri Jun 6, 2008 1:13 am (PDT)

Jal chukay khwab tou phir aag bhujanay aaye!!

Ik naye dhang se wo chot lagaanay aaye!

Mom k pul se guzer k mujhay jaana tha wahan!

Or wo sooraj ban k mera saath nibhanay aaye!!

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7.

FROM AROUND THE WORLD

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri Jun 6, 2008 1:39 am (PDT)

FROM AROUND THE WORLD

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8.

MAIN CAUSE OF FLOODS IN INDIA

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri Jun 6, 2008 2:05 am (PDT)



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9.

Don't forget say thanks

Posted by: "zulfikar" sk_zulfi@yahoo.co.in   sk_zulfi

Fri Jun 6, 2008 2:06 am (PDT)



Mohabbat bhi kya cheez hoti hai

Magar yeh bhi kisi-kisi ko naseeb hoti hai

Pakad leta hai jo daaman iska

Samjho maut uske kareeb hoti hai

Chahnewalo kabhi apna b jamana tha

Sara saher kabhi apna b diwana tha

Tum to karte ho dosto se dosti

Apna to dushmno se b yarana tha

M O H A B B A T

M-muskil

O-oljhan

H-heart attack

A-aansu

B-barbadi

B-bewafai

A-andhera

T-tanhai

So Dosti is better dan Mohbbat. Dil Se.....

Thanks&Regards

Zulfikar Shaikh

10.

DIL KO DHADAKA DENE WALE GANESH KUMBLE KE HINDI SMS PANNA NUMBER-107

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri Jun 6, 2008 7:17 am (PDT)

DIL KO DHADAKA DENE WALE
GANESH KUMBLE KE
HINDI SMS PANNA NUMBER-107

DIL KO DHADAKA DENE WALE
GANESH KUMBLE KE
HINDI SMS PANNA NUMBER-107
11.

kuch khate kuch mithe

Posted by: "Neelam Rawat" neelamrawat_2006@yahoo.com   neelamrawat_2006

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:18 am (PDT)

Dil bhi milega, Jaan bhi milegee
Is per bhi set na huyi toooo
phir seedha jhapat milega.


Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi,
ae khuda ek
pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin......Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawajjo nahin de
to humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li

Jawani jawani nahi, jisme rawani na ho
Shadi shadi nahi, jisme prem kahani na ho
Takdeer banane wale tune kami na ki
Her kisi ko kya mila ye mukkader ki baat hain


In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Zindagii me doo cheezain bhot takleef dah hotii hain,,,
1 wo jiss se mohabat na ho uss k sath rahna or
dosra wo jiss se mohabat ho usss k bagair rahna..........hiii,

Zindgi ke liye jina zaruri hai,
Jine ke liye arman zaruri hai,
Dil mein chahe hazaro gum ho,
Phir bhi tere chehare pe muskan zaruri hai...

Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."

Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako......

12.

Aisi Apni wife ho !

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:18 am (PDT)

Aisi Apni wife ho !
5'3" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho....

13.

Magic Trick...

Posted by: "www.myjokes4all.com" myjokes4all@gmail.com   myjokes4all

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:20 am (PDT)

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meant for ;) lol*
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*Try This one*

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*K**aam Kar Kaamcho**R***

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* Please forward this to everyone you know .***

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14a.

Aye mera janaza uthane waalo

Posted by: "Kaleem Md" kal_eem70@yahoo.co.in   kal_eem70

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:21 am (PDT)

************ ********* *******
Aye mera janaza uthane waalo,
Dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,
Agar ho to usse kehna,
Aaj to khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho
************ ********* *******
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi kisi se mil jata hai to koi kisi se bichad jata hai,
Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein,
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.
************ ********* *******
DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA
KHALI HI SAHI HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA
MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO BETAYA USNE
YUN HI SAHI, USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO AAYA
************ ********* *******
Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta hai ,
mere dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai ,
jaane kya baat jhalakti he mere chehre se,
har saks mujhe aazmana chahta hai.
************ ********* *******
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14b.

Aye mera janaza uthane waalo

Posted by: "kal_eem70" kal_eem70@yahoo.co.in   kal_eem70

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:22 am (PDT)

************ ********* *******

Aye mera janaza uthane waalo,
Dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,

Agar ho to usse kehna,
Aaj to khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho
************ ********* *******
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi kisi se mil jata hai to koi kisi se bichad jata hai,

Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein,
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.
************ ********* *******
DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA
KHALI HI SAHI HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA

MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO BETAYA USNE
YUN HI SAHI, USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO AAYA
************ ********* *******
Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta hai ,
mere dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai ,

jaane kya baat jhalakti he mere chehre se,
har saks mujhe aazmana chahta hai.
************ ********* *******

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15.

gIrL FrIeNd

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:21 am (PDT)


Girl Friends
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

[:)]

16.

eQUaTIoN....

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:22 am (PDT)

Equation
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

17.

positive poem

Posted by: "DEEPTI MANCHANDANI" dmanchandani@yahoo.com   dmanchandani

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:23 am (PDT)

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don't worry u don't cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive
18.

achanak mujh per yeh mohabbaton ka azaab aya hay

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:24 am (PDT)


achanak mujh per yeh mohabbaton ka azaab aya hay
keh aaj phir woh yaad mujhay be-hissab aya hay
shaam-e-ghum say kaho abhi nah guzraykeh woh
aaj phir lay kar shanasaaiyun ki kitaab aya hay
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19.

Kal mere khawab main ek larki

Posted by: "DEEPTI MANCHANDANI" dmanchandani@yahoo.com   dmanchandani

Fri Jun 6, 2008 10:31 am (PDT)

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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