Sunday, June 8, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1913

Messages In This Digest (20 Messages)

1.
HI FRIENDS From: neelamkokal
2.
NUDE PICS AT BEACH : CLOSE UP SHOTS From: glassnost
3a.
Magrur hi sahi Mjhe Acha bahut Laga. From: Shweta Gupta
4.
Stunning Paitnigs From: funn2shh co.in
5.
Mast Chota Recharge.... From: Shweta Gupta
6.
10 things God won't ask From: Umsa
7.
Kisko hoga tere aanay ka pata,mere ba'd From: pradeep jadhav
8.
Mujh mein khushboo basi usi ki hai From: pradeep jadhav
9.
Animals with Musical Knowledge From: FaY
10.
Best collection of poetry From: FaY
11.
jokes! From: drishti.banerji
12.
~ Cool Photography..[wallpapers] ~ From: &
13.
Fwd: [Hindi_Jokes] Can we fix it...???? Yes we can.. From: Apka Apna Amit
14a.
Ek Tere Yad From: Shweta Gupta
15.
excuses... From: sailee
16.
(no subject) From: deepkaur_100
17.
TT or SADHU.... From: sailee
18.
Bar is open ? ? ? ? ? From: sailee
19a.
Height of Cost cutting From: pravin kote
20.
similarity.... From: sailee

Messages

1.

HI FRIENDS

Posted by: "neelamkokal" neelamkokal@yahoo.com   neelamkokal

Sat Jun 7, 2008 6:42 am (PDT)

Hi friends
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I have also posted some mails Ganesh Kumble's beautiful web site
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I hope aap logo ne be yeh web site dekhi hogi.

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2.

NUDE PICS AT BEACH : CLOSE UP SHOTS

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Jun 7, 2008 6:43 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

3a.

Magrur hi sahi Mjhe Acha bahut Laga.

Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com   shweta.guptaa

Sat Jun 7, 2008 6:54 am (PDT)

Magrur hi sahi Mjhe Acha bahut Laga.
Ajnabi To Tha Magar Apana Bahut Laga

Sehra Me Jo Jee Raha Tha Dariya Dili Ke Saath
Dekha Jo Gaur Se To Woh Pyasa Bahut Laga

Woh Jis Ke Dham Kadam Se Thee Basati Ki Ronnake
Basati Ujar Gai To Akela Bahut Laga

Lipta Hua Kaher Me Kheejan Ka Chand
Mele Libas Me Bhi Woh Pyara bahut Laga

Resham Pahen Ke Bhi Meri Kimat Na Bar Saki
Kadar Bhi Uske Jisam Par Mahenga Bahut Laga

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Sat Jun 7, 2008 6:59 am (PDT)

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5.

Mast Chota Recharge....

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Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:01 am (PDT)

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6.

10 things God won't ask

Posted by: "Umsa" umsa80@gmail.com   umsa80

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:01 am (PDT)

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7.

Kisko hoga tere aanay ka pata,mere ba'd

Posted by: "pradeep jadhav" prdp_jdhv@yahoo.com   prdp_jdhv

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:03 am (PDT)


Kisko hoga tere aanay ka pata,mere ba'd
Kon sun paayega lamhon ki sada,mere ba'd

Jis se yaadon k shabistaan mehak utthtay thay
Usi khushbu ko tarasti hay saba,mere ba'd

Main to I raqs tha kuch rang bharay zarron ka
Raaz ye ehl e zamana pe khula,mere ba'd

Baam o Dar cheekhte hain reengti tanhaaii main
Sheher main khaak urraati hay hawa,mere ba'd

Haal e dil kis se kahe,kis se lipatt kar roay
Sheher Dar sheher bhattakti hay ghatta,mere ba'd

Koi sunta nahi weeraan parray hain kamray
Sar pattakhti hay kiwaarron se hawa,mere ba'd

Sheni" k sang se hi chaandni e shab phoottay GI
Dar badar phaylti jaaygi ziya ,mere ba'd
 
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8.

Mujh mein khushboo basi usi ki hai

Posted by: "pradeep jadhav" prdp_jdhv@yahoo.com   prdp_jdhv

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:26 am (PDT)


Mujh mein khushboo basi usi ki hai
jaise yeh zindagi usi ki hai

woh kahin aas pass hai mere
hu ba hu yeh hansi usi ki hai

ab yeh khuwab bhi nahi mere
ab toh yeh nind bhi usi ki hai


ya toh koi kami nahi mujh mein
ya� phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai.


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9.

Animals with Musical Knowledge

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:28 am (PDT)



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10.

Best collection of poetry

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:30 am (PDT)

Qurb k na wafa k hote hain
Saray jhagray anaa k hote hain

Baat niyat ki sirf hai warna
Waqt saray dua k hote hain

Bhool jate hain, mat bura kehna
Log putlay khata k hote hain

Wo bazahir jo kuch nahi lagte
Unse rishtay bala k hote hain

WO HAMARA HAY IS TARAH SAY FAIZ ~'
JAISAY BANDE KHUDA K HOTHE HEIN ......!!!

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Tu Mera Naam Na Poocha Ker!
Main Teri Zaat Ka Hissa Hoon
Main Teri Soch Main Shamil Hoon
Main Teri Neend Ka Qissa Hoon
Main Tery Khawab Ka Haasil Hoon
Main Teri Yaad Ka Mehver Hoon
Main Teri Saans Ka Jhonka Hoon
Tu Manzar,Main Pas-Manzar Hoon
Main Lamha Hoon,Main Jazba Hoon
Jazby Ka Koi Naam Nahi..
Tu Mera Naam Na Poocha Ker!!!!

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Tumhain Janan Ijazat Hai
K in Tareek Rahon Par
Thakan Si Khud Mein Pao to
Andheron Se Kabhi Dil Dol Jae
Thak Si Jao To
Mere Jalte Hue Lamhon
Mere Bekangal Hathon Se Chora K Apne Hathon Ko

Fiza Ki Naghmagi Se tum Nae Geeton Ko Chun Lena
Haseen Palkon Ki Nokon Par Nae Khawab Bun Lena

Koi Gar Pooche Mera To Usse Zikar Mat Karna
Mere Jeevan Ki Jalti Dopahar Se Begharz Ho Kar
Tum Apni Chandni Raton Mein Jugnoo Palti Rehna
Meri Tanhaiyon Ki Wehshaton Ki Fikar Mat Karna

Tumhein Is Ki Ijazat Hai

Mere Sab Khat Jala Dena
Mere Tehfoon Ko Darya Mein Baha Dena
Meri Har Yad Ko Dil Se Khurachna
Or
Mita Dena

Tumhain Bilkul Ijazat hai

K Jab Chaho Bhula Dena
Magar Itni Guzarish Hai
Agar Aisa Na ho Janan
To Acha Hai Na............ !!

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Kehnay Ko Us Say Mera Koi Waasta Nahi
Amjad magar Woh Shakhs Mujhay Bhoolta Nahi

Darta Hoon Aankh Kholoon To Manzar Badal Naa Jayey
Main Jaag To Raha Hoon Magar Jaagta Nahi

Aashaftagi Say Uski Usay Bay Wafa Naa Jaan
Aadat Ki Baat Aur Hay Dil Ka Bura Nahi

Tanha Udaas Chaand Ko Samjho Naa Bay Khabar
Har Baat Sun Raha Hay Magar Bolta Nahi

Khamosh Ratjagoun Ka Dhuwaan Tha Chahar Soo
Nikla Kub Aaftaab Mujhay To Pata Nahi

Amjad Woh Aankhain Jheel See Gehri To Hain Magar
Un Main Koi Bhi Aks Meray Naam Ka Nahi..............!!!

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Dard-e-Mushtarik


Tumhain daikhaa nahi
Jana nahi
Phir bhi ye lagtaa hai

Qabeela aik hai apnaa!!!!!

Wohi dard-e-judai hai
Wahi bheegi hui palkain

Naseeba aik hai apna!!!

Kisi se kuch nahi kehnaa
Koi shikwaa nahi karnaa

Qarenaa aik hai apnaa!!

Kisi ki yaad se
Weran-i-dil jagmaga lainaa

Khazeena aik hai apnaa!!

Yaqeen ki akhri had tak
Milan ki khushgumani hai

Nateeja aik hai apnaa!

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Mujhe koi aisa raasta bata
Ke jis per chal kar
Mein tujhe bhool sakoon
Ya phir
Mujhe koi aisi raah dikhlaa
Jis per chaltay huwe
Mein tere saath guzre huwe
Lamhoon ki rafaaqat
Ek khwaab samajh kar
Bhula sakoon
Ya phir
Mujhe koi aisi simt bataa
Jahaan jatay huwe
Mein tujhe na sochoon
Na hi tujhe yaad karoon
Aur
Agar aisa koi raasta
Aisi koi raah
Aisi koi simt
Nahe hai tere paas
Tu phir
Mujhe mere haal pe chor day........

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Meri galtion ko chuna kro,
Meri larzisho ko gina kro,
Ye
Qadam qadam ki hadod kya?
Mere sath sath chala kro!
Main khule mizaj ka shaks hon,
Main takalufat se hun mavara,
Ye mehrbani k jo lfz hain,
Inhe tm na muj se kia karo;
Kahin tum na ho jao besakon!
Koi badua tumhen kha na le!
Ye jo khoye khoye se log hain...
Inhe dekh kr na hansa kro
Ye Dua hay Rabekarim se,
Teri tazgi ko khizan na ho,
Ye bahar tm se jala kre,
Sada muskurate rha kro...!!!

*************************** Hum jo toote to is tarah toote
jaise hathon se girr k pathar par
koi shafaaf aaiina toote
jaise palkon se toot tha aansoo
jaise seene main ik kamaan toote
jaise umeed ki nazuk daali
barg mosam main na gahaan toote
jaise aankhon main khwab ki doori
waqt e takmeel se ulajh jaye
jaise pairon tale zameen nikle
jaise sar par yeh asmaan toote
jaise ik shaakh pe bharosa kia
is pe jitne thay aashiyaan toote
jaise wehshat se hosh aa jaye
jaise ta dair main dheyaan toote
ab jo raiza howay to sochte hain
kis nay dekha tha tootna apna
hum jo toote to raayegaan toote

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Kaho dukh k samander ka safar ab tak raha kaisa..?

Kaha ujlay kinaaro'n ka koi imkaan daikha hay...


Kaho derya kinaaro'n say bhhala kya guftugoo thehri..

Kaha derya ko apnay zabt pay hairaan daikhha hay...


Kaha kyun kis liyay khhola yeh tum nay dilka drwaza

Bataaya dil k rasto'n per koi mehmaan daikhha hay...


Kaho us ishq ki baabat, bhhala kya had rahi ho gi..?

Kaha woh ishq jaisay rooh ka sartaan daikhha hay...


Kaho us say bichharrnay ki, tumhain manzoor yeh hoga

Kaha jeenay ki khuwaahish ko kabhi qurbaan daihha hay...


Kaho phir tum pay kya guzri, woh khuwaab-e-zindagi khho ker..?

Kaha kal apni aankho'n ko bohot bay-jaan daikhha hay...!

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Dard Phail Jae To�.

dard phail jae to�
Aik waqt aata hay
Dil dharakta rehta hay
Aarzu gazeedon kay, hoslay nahin chaltay
Dasht-e-bey yaqeeni mein
Aasray nahin chaltay
Reh rawon ke aankhon mein
Manzilain na jab tak hon
Qaflay nahin chaltay
Ik zara tawajjah sey, dekhiye to khulta hay
Loag un pey chaltay hain
Raastay nahin chaltay
Sochnay,samajhnay sey
Saath saath chalnay sey
Dooriyan simat te hain
Faslay,nahin chaltay
Bakht saath chalta hay
Tala�a aazmaon kay
Waqt raam kernay mein
Tajzeyon kay dao kia!!
Tajrubay nahin chaltay
Ishq kay elaqay mein, hukm-e-yaar chalta hay
Zaabtay nahin chaltay
Husn ki aadalat mein
Aajizi to chalti hay
Martabay nahin chaltay
dOsti kay rishton ke
perwarish zaroori hay
silsilay ta�alluq kay
khud sey ban to jatay hain
lekin���..
in shagufon ko tootnay, bikhernay sey
rokna bhe perta hay
chahaton ke mitti mein
aarzoo kay podon ko ,seenchna bhe perta hay
ranjishon ke baton ko,bhoolna bhe perta hay�.!!!

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11.

jokes!

Posted by: "drishti.banerji" drishti.banerji@yahoo.com   drishti.banerji

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:32 am (PDT)


hi this msg is 4 every single person present in hindi_jokes the best
group i have seen so far.

Music

Music is peace,

Music is very deep,

You hear it sometimes u like it,

Sometimes u hate it,

Music is ur innerself,

Music is in ur self,

When u hear it,

U love it,

When u sing a song,

you say I've never made it wrong,

Because each time u sing it,

You sing it in a different way,

And that makes a new may!

12.

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Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:51 am (PDT)

13.

Fwd: [Hindi_Jokes] Can we fix it...???? Yes we can..

Posted by: "Apka Apna Amit" amitcool_151@yahoo.com   amitcool_151

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:53 am (PDT)



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14a.

Ek Tere Yad

Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com   shweta.guptaa

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:55 am (PDT)

*Ek Tere Yad

**Ek tu teri aawaaz yaad aayegi,
teri kahi hui har baat yaad aayegi,

Din dhal jaayega raat yaad aayegi,
har lamha pehli mulaqaat yaad aayegi..

Kabhi hasti kabhi roti kabhi muskurati..
ye zindgi tere bin bhi kat jaayegi..

Par kuch kami isme bhi to reh jayegi.
dil ko tadpayegi kabhi tarsayegi.
har lamha teri yaad aa jayegi..*
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15.

excuses...

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:58 am (PDT)

Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se
lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear.

Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear...

16.

(no subject)

Posted by: "deepkaur_100" deepkaur_100@yahoo.co.in   deepkaur_100

Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:59 am (PDT)

hi!
thanx a lot for sending me these gud hindi jokes nd mails!
please send me more hindi jokes in my yahoo id.
bye!

17.

TT or SADHU....

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sat Jun 7, 2008 8:00 am (PDT)


• Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein ..........

18.

Bar is open ? ? ? ? ?

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sat Jun 7, 2008 8:01 am (PDT)



• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow
in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I'm with u, U have money & Bar is
open

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's
loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

• Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board
on gate. Why?
Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC

19a.

Height of Cost cutting

Posted by: "pravin kote" pravin2k2002in@yahoo.com   pravin2k2002in

Sat Jun 7, 2008 8:02 am (PDT)



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20.

similarity....

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sat Jun 7, 2008 8:06 am (PDT)



• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke
liye!

• Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi,
Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi
Hoti

• A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat
from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
[:))]

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