Thursday, June 19, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1932

Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries pictures

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1a.
Funny Shayri From: yourbites
2a.
*WALLPAPERS*_* From: TUNA
3a.
jokes From: Gaurav Chaudhary
3b.
jokes From: nirmal_srivastava2007
4.
Fantasy wallpapers From: Rajkrishna Verma
5.
Dream World of Fantasy-2 From: Freya Sehgal
6a.
Love From: prashantsharman
7.
Hathon ki lakiron.. From: Radhika Page
8.
b bole to bapu ka bhakt........... From: Abhishek Mundra
9.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 033 ) From: glassnost
10.
COME LETS BURY OUR DIFFERENCES From: glassnost
11a.
Re: Hello From: PARVEEN YADAV
12a.
joke From: Vinay Malhotra
13.
Larkiyaan Bewafaa Nahi Hoti From: Gaurav Chaudhary
14.
Deep As the Rose From: FaY
15.
Plz dont open Fantasy-6 From: Freya Sehgal
16.
ENGLISH MOVIE.... From: Abhishek Mundra
17.
Ye JINDAGI... From: Radhika Page
18.
MERA DUSRA HASI KA DHAMAKA.....REPLY DENA ... KAISA LAGA.... From: Abhishek Mundra
19.
poster hatwado bazaar se...... From: Abhishek Mundra
20a.
Re: Funny Animals Pictures[Nice] From: Prashant Bhatt
21.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 031 ) From: glassnost
22.
Patni Chalisa....... From: Rajesh
23.
Sms From: yourbites
24.
SO BAD OF U TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ME From: glassnost

Messages

1a.

Funny Shayri

Posted by: "yourbites" yourbites@yahoo.com   yourbites

Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:44 am (PDT)



Mohabbat mein dil beqaraar karne waala hun,,,,,,,
bina daanton ke ye khumaar karne waala hun,,,,,,
rab ne 30 saal baad badli kismat,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,
70 ka sahi par pyaar karne waala hun,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,

Aapki yaad main humne nai kalam uthai,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
socha tha ki usko sambhal kar rakhenge,
magar wo to bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayiiiii

Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,
pyar ke rivajo ko ye zamaana kya jaane,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,
kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,
ye ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,

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2a.

*WALLPAPERS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:55 am (PDT)




3a.

jokes

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com   gaurav_chaudhary9

Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:56 am (PDT)

Gabbar: iska kya karna hai sardaar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Gabbar: saabha, Ise varnish mein daal do,,,,,,,,,,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finishing bhi aa jaayegi.

Gaurav Chaudhary
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3b.

jokes

Posted by: "nirmal_srivastava2007" nirmal_srivastava2007@yahoo.co.in   nirmal_srivastava2007

Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:12 pm (PDT)

pls. send me good jokes
i want membership in your group.

4.

Fantasy wallpapers

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:01 pm (PDT)



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5.

Dream World of Fantasy-2

Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com   yourbites

Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:10 pm (PDT)



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6a.

Love

Posted by: "prashantsharman" prashantsharman@yahoo.co.in   prashantsharman

Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:10 pm (PDT)

Kyu kisi se itna pyaar ho jata hai,

1 din ka intezaar bhi dushwar ho jata hai,

lagne lagte hain apne bhi paraye,

or 1 ajnabi par aitbaar ho jata hai.

Ye aaine jo tumhe kam pasand karte hain,

ye aaine jo tumhe kam pasand karte hain,

ye aaine jo tumhe kam pasand karte hain,

ye jante hain ki aapko hum pasand karte hain.

7.

Hathon ki lakiron..

Posted by: "Radhika Page" page.radhika@yahoo.co.in   page.radhika

Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:12 pm (PDT)

Hathon ki lakiron par
kabhi bharosa mat karna,
Q ki taqdeer to unki bhi hoti hai..
jinke haath nahi hote..


Bolti hai Dosti,chup rahta hai pyaar,
hasati hai Dosti,rulata hai pyaar,
milati hai Dosti,juda karta hai pyaar,
fir bhi Q Dosti ko chodkar log karte hai
pyaar..


Jaha dekho wahi ishq k bimaar
baithe hai,
Jaha dekho wahi ishq k bimaar
baithe hai,
Lakhon mar chuke hai aur fir bhi..
Sekdo taiyar baithe hai..!

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8.

b bole to bapu ka bhakt...........

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:15 pm (PDT)

Bapu bole,



sabko "� vinamrata "� se� THANK YOU� bolne ka...



Koi msg nahin karta to usey bhi msg bhejne ka....


is se uska hriday parivartan hoga aur 1 din� woh

bhi apun ko msg karga...














thanks your great response.....

love you all my friends.....


i never forget hor your undefine response...




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9.

LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 033 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:57 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST
10.

COME LETS BURY OUR DIFFERENCES

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:58 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST
11a.

Re: Hello

Posted by: "PARVEEN YADAV" rao_143_ggn@yahoo.co.in   rao_143_ggn

Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:58 pm (PDT)

Dear gaurav
 
If iu recived how can we send the picture . pls tell me also

 
Regards,
 
PARVEEN KUMAR
 --- On Thu, 19/6/08, gauravpaash <gauravpaash@yahoo.co.in> wrote:

From: gauravpaash <gauravpaash@yahoo.co.in>
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] Hello
To: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thursday, 19 June, 2008, 10:50 AM

Hi all
I want to know that how can i send the pictures or files to all of you
can any one help me.
Please...... ......... ..
Thanks
Gaurav K. Sharma
Ghaziabad
INDIA

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12a.

joke

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:01 pm (PDT)

1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
&nbsp;
2nd gadha-TU ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ?
&nbsp;
1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu.
&nbsp;
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Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
&nbsp;
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
&nbsp;
Kyounki�. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN�..
&nbsp;
&nbsp;
Can u think k
&nbsp;
2+5=11 , kaise aye?
&nbsp;
Socho-Socho
&nbsp;
Nahi maluum?
&nbsp;
Thoda aur dimag lagao
&nbsp;
Abhi bhi nahi?
&nbsp;
OK let me tell u k kaise aye
&nbsp;
Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante..
&nbsp;
"GALTI SE"
&nbsp;
&nbsp;
Bahooo aik gair mard ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas NE kuch nahi kaha !! Kyon?
-
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Sooncho
-
-
My bataoon
-
-
Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

13.

Larkiyaan Bewafaa Nahi Hoti

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com   gaurav_chaudhary9

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:10 pm (PDT)

&nbsp;
&nbsp;
Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main

Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain

Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
&nbsp;
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se

Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se

Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot

Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
&nbsp;
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se

Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
&nbsp;
&nbsp;
&nbsp;

&nbsp;

Gaurav Chaudhary
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14.

Deep As the Rose

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:10 pm (PDT)

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15.

Plz dont open Fantasy-6

Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com   yourbites

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:18 pm (PDT)



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16.

ENGLISH MOVIE....

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:18 pm (PDT)

Guddu: kal raat mere sath kya hua....
kya batau tujhe......
sun, kal raat 3 ghante tak 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi...
Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz...!

Friend: wa yar, Film ka Naam kya tha.?





Guddu: Film ka naam tha...
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17.

Ye JINDAGI...

Posted by: "Radhika Page" page.radhika@yahoo.co.in   page.radhika

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:23 pm (PDT)

Ye jindagi bhi na jaane kitne
mod leti hai,
Har mod par naye sawal deti
hai,
Dhundate rehte hai hum jawab
jindgi bhar,
Jawab mil jaye to wo sawal
badal deti hai..!

Fulon ki tarif to sabhi karte hai,
Badi myshkil se log kanto par
gaur karte hai,
Mali to sirf naam ke hote hai,
Fulon ki hifajat to kante hi
karte hai..!

Jindgi jakhmo se bhari hai,
Waqt ko marham banana
sikho,
Harna to hai hi maut ke haton
ek din,
Filhal jindgi ko jitana sikho..!

Raah ki dhool se liptaye kadam
Chalte rahe anjaani rahon par,
Manjil hai kahan kya pata..
Dhal raha hai chand sahar
hone par..!


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18.

MERA DUSRA HASI KA DHAMAKA.....REPLY DENA ... KAISA LAGA....

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:25 pm (PDT)

Santa ki maa mar gai
1 aadmi-amma mujhe bhi sath le jati
2-4 aur bole- amma hame bhi le jati..
Santa- gadho chup ho jao....
amma kya tata sumo karke gayi Ha....

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Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kaata
aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat me kaat-tee ho na?
Macher: ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye overtime kar
raha hu.......
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Aapki yaad main humne kalam uthai
liya paper or tasveer apki banai
socha use sambhal kar rakhenge
magar wo bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayi.

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Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodou
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai..

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MAN: Cockroch ka powder loge kya?
SANTA: Nahi, hum Cockroch ko itna laad-pyar nhi
krte..!
Aj powder denge to kal Lipstick Mangega.
na baba na...

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Santa Banta ko 3 bomb raste par mile...
Banta to Santa - Police ko dene chale....
Santa: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to..?
Banta: toh kya... Jhoot bol denge ke bhai hame tou 2 hi
mile the...

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Yamraj: ur time is over now.
Girl: is there any way 2 escape?
Yamraj: ya if u Kiss the 1 who is reading msg.
Girl: chheeeee.. le chalo mujhe.....

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Guddu - Is mirror ki kya guarntee hai?
SHOPKEEPR- Ise aap 100 floor se niche giraoge,
99 floor tak nahi tutega.
Guddu -Wow, pack kar do..!
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19.

poster hatwado bazaar se......

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)

Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho paa rahi hai..
Sonia Gandhi: woh Kyon, beta mene kya kiya hai...?
Rahul:
Har gali,
Har chorahe,
har diwar,
har khambe,
T.V me,
Redio par,
Har taraf likha hai sonia ko
.... BAHU-MAT... do











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20a.

Re: Funny Animals Pictures[Nice]

Posted by: "Prashant Bhatt" bhatt94458@yahoo.com   bhatt94458

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:27 pm (PDT)

hai sweta
 
nice image
 
Thanks
 
Prashant

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From: Shweta Gupta <shweta.guptaa@gmail.com>
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] Funny Animals Pictures[Nice]
To: desimails@yahoogroups.com, friends-kingdom@yahoogroups.com, fun_and_fun_only@yahoogroups.com, gurlzgroup@yahoogroups.com, lovebeats@yahoogroups.com, nidokidos@yahoogroups.com, Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com, smartteens@yahoogroups.com, kute_group@yahoogroups.com, friend4all@yahoogroups.com, new_fun_and_fun_only@yahoogroups.com, FunHoot@yahoogroups.com, friendsforeveronnet@yahoogroups.com, New_Bogelindah@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, May 19, 2008, 10:45 AM

Need a nap?

Someone need a sleep

Nice ride!

Bang!

Funky Monkey

- Eat more chicken

I has a bucket

Nice hate

CheerleaderDog

HelloweenDogs

Dogs and Cat

Ohhhhhh, Soooo Cute!

Funny PC

Xtreme Sport

Are you drunk?

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21.

LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 031 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:27 pm (PDT)



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22.

Patni Chalisa.......

Posted by: "Rajesh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:29 pm (PDT)



Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhri mahima koi na jani.

Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho.

Jis din haath me Belan aawe,
Us din PATNI khub chillave

Sare bed pe PATNI sove,
Pati baith farsh par rove.

Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASHI,
aur tumshe ghar Satyanashi.

Patni Chalisha jo nar gave,
sab such chhod param dukh paave

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23.

Sms

Posted by: "yourbites" yourbites@yahoo.com   yourbites

Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:47 pm (PDT)

kadam kadam pe hawaon se taaluk rakhna
dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna
hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi
aap bas apne dil ka darwaaza khula rakhna...... .....

Tum kya milley har khushi mil gayi
teri dosti har andhere ko ujaale mein badal gayi
yunhi nibhaate rehna dosti sath dena har kadam pe mera
teri dosti kya mili hamein toh duniya ki har cheez mil gayi

Tere aane se zindagi mein bahaar aagayi
dost tu kabhi dil se door na jaana
ho agar hatta humse koi anjaane mein toh
yun khafa na rehna hamein zaroor bataana

Sitaro ki bheed se churaaya hai apko
Dil se apna dost banaaya hai apko
Iss dil ko tootne na dena kabhi…
Kyun ke…Iss dil ke kone mein chupaaya hai apko......

Ae dost zindagi bhar mujhse dosti nibhaana
dil ki koi bhi baat humse kabhi na chupaana
sath chalna mere tum dukh sukh mein
bhatak jau mein jo kabhi sahi raasta dikhlaana... .

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24.

SO BAD OF U TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ME

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:12 pm (PDT)



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