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1.: Size Matter From: FaY

2.: Tumhe achha kahuun jo main,bhla iss mein bura kya hai, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat

3.: Dubai night view(Prishi) From: Prishi

4.: Computer Problems(Prishi) From: Prishi

5.: 200 million dollar drug bust(Prishi) From: Prishi

6.: Transparent Laptops (Apple) From: FaY

7.: Bhaiyo aur Bhaiyo ki Bheno aise apni wife ho!!!! From: Vinay Malhotra

8a.: thanks From: www.yellow_world

9.: Waqt de bandhan ch phass ke khatam rishte ho gaye, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat

10.: Sehraye From: Gaurav Chaudhary

11.: karmchari geeta saar From: Gaurav Chaudhary

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1.: Size Matter

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com ekfaysal

Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:48 pm (PDT)

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2.: Tumhe achha kahuun jo main,bhla iss mein bura kya hai,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat

Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:50 pm (PDT)

Tumhe achha kahuun jo main

bhlaa iss mein bura kya hai,

Tumhaari ankhon mein dekh kar
jaana hyaa kya hai,
Huee jab dosti tum say
tou hum sumjhey waffa kya hai,
Zamaney bhar say sunder ho
zamaney bhar say achhi ho,
Tumhe achha kahuun jo main
bhlaa iss mein bura kya hai,
Sunaa thaa ikk khuda hai
per na aaya voh nazar hum ko,
Tumhe dekha tou jaana
jalwa kya hai aur khuda kya hai,
Jo roothey tum to hum sumjhey
kay hum say zindagi roothi,
Manaaya tum ko tou jaana hum ney
mananey mein maza kya hai,

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3.: Dubai night view(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com prishi_pari

Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:58 am (PDT)

Dubai night view
Pictures of Dubai, UAE at night

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4.: Computer Problems(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com prishi_pari

Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:58 am (PDT)

Computer Problems

This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help
desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect
organization for "Termination without Cause."
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a
caller:

Customer Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

CS: "What sort of trouble?"
C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the
words went away."
CS: "Went away?"
C: "They disappeared."
CS: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

C: "Nothing."
CS: "Nothing?"
C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
CS: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
C: "How do I tell?"

CS: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
C: "What's a sea-prompt?"
CS: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the
screen?"
C: "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept
anything I type."
CS: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

C: "What's a monitor?"
CS: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. 
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
C: "I don't know."
CS: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

C: "Yes, I think so."
CS: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall."
C: ".......Yes, it is."
CS: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
C: "No."

CS: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable."
C: ".......Okay, here it is."
CS: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely
into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
CS: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

C: "No."
CS: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way
over?"
C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's
because it's dark."
CS: "Dark?"
C: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in  from the window."

CS: "Well, turn on the office light then."
C: "I can't."
CS: "No? Why not?"
C: "Because there's a power outage."
CS: "A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked
now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer
came in?"

C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
CS: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up
just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it
from."
C: "Really? Is it that bad?"
CS: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

CS: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

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5.: 200 million dollar drug bust(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com prishi_pari

Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:58 am (PDT)

200 million dollar drug bust
Look at all this money seized from the Mexican mafia

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6.: Transparent Laptops (Apple)

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com ekfaysal

Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:01 am (PDT)

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7.: Bhaiyo aur Bhaiyo ki Bheno aise apni wife ho!!!!

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra

Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:04 am (PDT)

Bhaiyo aur Bhaiyo ki Bheno aise apni wife ho!!!!

Aise apni wife ho,
5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho,
Aise apni wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho-side ho,
INDIA ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Candle light dinner ho,
Dono me kabhi na fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey PRABHU teri archane uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept 0.000001 % bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya haseen life ho,
Har Kisi ki yeh farmaish ho, kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi debug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This beautiful mail is posted by Vinay Malhotra
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8a.: thanks

Posted by: "www.yellow_world" www.yellow_world@yahoo.co.in www.yellow_world

Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:05 am (PDT)

so good shyari neha g aisa laga gaise apne dil ki kahani khud hi padh
raha hu.................

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9.: Waqt de bandhan ch phass ke khatam rishte ho gaye,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat

Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:22 am (PDT)

Waqt de bandhan ch phass ke khatam rishte ho gaye,

Har koi hee zikar oss da chhed lainda hai sadaa,
Ais khaatir main kissay day kol hee behnda nahi,

Khabray dil nu hor kis manzil dee hai haaley talaash,
Kol usday baith kay vee eh chain vich rehnda nahi,

Waqt de bandhan ch phass ke khatam rishte ho gaye,
Uss day patran vich mera hun zikar tak rehnda nahi,

Shauq saada rajj kay na jeeviya na mitt gaya,
Ais ton vadh kay sittam eh hor hun sehnda nahi,

Arsh tay jaa kay assan nu kujh nahi miliya hazoor,
Sharam da eh maariya dil heith hun lehnda nahi,

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10.: Sehraye

Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com gaurav_chaudhary9

Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:25 am (PDT)

Khud Apne Liye Beth Ke Sochengey Kisi Din
Yun Hai Ke Tujhe Bhool Ke Dekhengey Kisi Din...

Bhatkey Hoey Phirtey Hain Kayi Lafz Jo Dil Mein
Dunya Ne Diya Waqt To Likhengey Kisi Din...

Hil Jayengey Ikk Baar Tau Arshon Ke Dar-O-Baam
Yeh Khaak Nasheen Log Jo Bolengey Kisi Din...

Apas Ki Kisi Baat Ka Milta Hi Nahin Waqt
Har Baar Yeh Kehtey Hain Ke Bethengey Kisi Din...

Ae Jaan Teri Yaad Ke Benaam Parinday
Shakhon Pe Mere Dard Ki Utrengey Kisi Din...

Jaati Hai Kisi Jheel Ki Gehrayi Kahan Tak
Ankhon Mein Teri Doob Ke Dekhengey Kisi Din...

Khush Boo Se Bhari Shaam Mein Jugnoo Ke Qalam Se
Ik Nazam Tere Wastey Likhengey Kisi Din...

Soyengey Teri Aankh Ki Khuluwat Mein Kisi Raat
saaye mein terii zulf ke jaagenge kisii din.....

Sehraye Kharabi Ki Isi Gard-E-Safar Se
Pholon Se Bhare Rastey Niklengey Kisi Din...

Khushbu Ki Tarah,Misal-E-Saba,Khwaab Numa Se
Galiyon Se Tere Shehar Ki Guzrengey Kisi Din...

"Hum" Hai Yehi Ab Ke Kafan Bandh Ker Sir Per
Uss Shehar-e-Sitamgar Mein Jayengey Kisi Din...

Gaurav Chaudhary
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