Tuesday, November 4, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2059

Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1.
Tumahari Jai ho From: shalesh_ru
2a.
love From: sakhawatalikhan2008
3.
BeaUtiful & creative calenDer From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
4.
Kids Photoshoot From: ~ Guchi ~
5.
Choose A rose. From: Farzana Malik
6.
Spy Guns From: ~ Guchi ~
7.
GET TO WORK!! From: Brooke Dias
8.
Arzu thi meri ki tera  har din From: vinay tm
9a.
a few sad thoughts-avenindra From: avenindra
10.
New USD 1 DOLLAR.............. From: Samina Khan
11.
When We Were Young(er)- Those Were The Best Days Of My Life From: Animesh
12.
Cricket Bollywood From: $ .,.,. Taz Bath .,.,. $
13.
Every Day Humour From: Samina Khan
14.
**Shayari** From: Samina Khan
15a.
Missile Art ( wow eXcellent ) From: Samina Khan
15b.
Missile Art ( wow eXcellent ) From: ganeshkumble
16.
Judai mein har dil rota hai From: Sameer Sameer
17.
Zubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye From: Sameer Sameer
18.
CHINGARI KA KHAUF NA DO HUME From: Sameer Sameer
19.
Big and Small....must see From: Samina Khan
20.
FUNNY TABLE LEGS From: SAM
21.
Jara Dekho To Chay Ka Paani Ubala To Nahi From: Prashant Dolas
22.
Awesome Paintings From: ~ Guchi ~
23.
Best and amazing Creativity....worth looking From: Samina Khan
24.
Turn your car into an Unstopable Murder Machine From: Samina Khan
25.
Get Your Cars Dressed In Style! From: Samina Khan

Messages

1.

Tumahari Jai ho

Posted by: "shalesh_ru" shalesh_ru@yahoo.co.in   shalesh_ru

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:01 am (PST)

Tumahari Jay ho

Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Khulkar le rahe khoos tumhari jay ho
Chunaw jeet kar no do gyara fir na loto kabhi dubara
Sansad me tum khursi todo khate ho pashuo ka chara

Bin khurshimskil hai jeena
Chipake ho majboot tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Panch sitara hotal me wiskirum kee botal me
Inkee ye jan sewa dekho janta pisti phokat me

Satta ka sihasan pane
Ghar me karwate phot tumhari jay ho
Dish liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Inki bhes inhi ka danda cool cool or thanda thanda
Inke bhashn jahar bujhe hai jane kab ho jaye danga

Sang chale chamche or gurge
Nanga chalejuloos tumhari jay ho
Dish liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Bech rahe ye roj iman fir bhi bhart desh mahan
Pathr par hai nam khudate khadi wale ye bhagwan

Sanwidhan kee udi dhajjiya
Bane afla toon tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Kaha garibi kee rekha hai jakar pass nahi dekha hai
Parja tantr me janta ko bas dudh ki makhi sa feka hai

Tel nahi apni chmini me
Inke ghar fanush tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot umhari jay ho

2a.

love

Posted by: "sakhawatalikhan2008" sakhawatalikhan2008@yahoo.co.in   sakhawatalikhan2008

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:05 am (PST)


Who said English is an easy language?

If so, try answering these questions:

Fill in the blanks with Yes or No :

1) ------- I am stupid.

2) ------- I don't have a brain.

All the Best J

Sakhawat ali khan

3.

BeaUtiful & creative calenDer

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:05 am (PST)



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4.

Kids Photoshoot

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:16 am (PST)

Kids Photoshoot
5.

Choose A rose.

Posted by: "Farzana Malik" imfarzana@yahoo.com   imfarzana

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:20 am (PST)

Choose A rose.
6.

Spy Guns

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:22 am (PST)

Spy Guns
7.

GET TO WORK!!

Posted by: "Brooke Dias" brookediaz_95@yahoo.co.in   brookediaz_95

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:25 am (PST)

GET TO WORK!!
8.

Arzu thi meri ki tera  har din

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   j4jokes11

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:29 am (PST)

Arzu thi meri ki tera har din
mere sath Khushi se nikle.
Kasur tera nahi badnaseeb hum nikle,
Ki teri khushi to nahi par
tere har gham ki wajeh hum nikle
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Khamosh palko se jab ansu ate hai,
aap kya jano aap hame kitne yaad ate hai,
aaj be us mod pe khade hai,
jaha aap ne kaha tha,
tum ruko hum ate hai.
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Jisko aarzoo thi wo dilbar na mila,
barso jiska intazaar kiya wo pal na mila,
ajeeb dastoor hai ye mohabbat ka,
kissiko hum na mile aur koi hame na mila.
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9a.

a few sad thoughts-avenindra

Posted by: "avenindra" avenindra@yahoo.com   avenindra

Mon Nov 3, 2008 10:47 am (PST)


muddato baad mere saamne wo ayi hai

ab bhala kaise kahu ki wo harzai hai

uski aankho ka aaina dhundla gaya hai

ya kahin meri hee aankh bhar aayi hai

is andaaz se takti rahi wo meri taraf

mujhe laga ki wo meri hee tanhayi hai

ek lafz bhi shikwa ka bhala kaise kahun

jaane kis daur se wo gujar ke aayi hai

by-avenindra lookings for good friends

10.

New USD 1 DOLLAR..............

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Mon Nov 3, 2008 6:20 pm (PST)

After the collapse of
the US dollar, America circulated the New US
$
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***Sexy Nisha kothari***here to Surprise
you***
***Deepika: The sexiest woman in
the world***
***The world's heaviest man is in
love***
***Katrina Kaif
looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving Birth
to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat****
***Women with
Four Legs***
***Greeting Cards/Love friendship***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples Off
with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth as
Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man walking
on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

11.

When We Were Young(er)- Those Were The Best Days Of My Life

Posted by: "Animesh" anijay@hotmail.com   anijay_007

Mon Nov 3, 2008 6:27 pm (PST)

When We Were Young(er)- Those Were The Best Days Of My Life
12.

Cricket Bollywood

Posted by: "$ .,.,. Taz Bath .,.,. $" TazBath@Gmail.com   taz_bath

Mon Nov 3, 2008 6:29 pm (PST)

13.

Every Day Humour

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Mon Nov 3, 2008 7:05 pm (PST)

Every Day Humour
14.

**Shayari**

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:46 pm (PST)

khuda ki rehmat sare sansar par barse,
mere hisse ki rehmat mere dost par barse,
ya khuda mujhe kar dena paani,
agar mere dost kabhi pyas ko tarse.

jane kis baat ki mujhe saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui aankho ko rula deta hai,
ek muddat se khabar hi ni teri,
iss tarh se koi dosto ko bhul hai.....

falk ko jid hai bijliya girane ki,
to hume jid hai vahi ashyanbanane ki,
agar apko adat ha hume bhul jane ki,
to hume jid hai apko apni yad dilane ki

assin v kise nu pyar kita c,
pyar vbeshumaar kita c,
ussvele ujjad gai eh duniya meri,
jado ohne keha...!?!
oye pagal, mein taan majaak kita c

Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha
Wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha
Hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe
Jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha

Jidhar bhi dekhtaa hoon tanhaai nazar aati hai
aapke intzaar mein har shaam guzar jaati hai
main kaise karun gilaa dil ke zakhmon se huzoor
aansu chhalakte hain meri soorat nikhar jaati hai
tod diye hain maine apne ghar ke saare aayine
meri rooh mera hi chehraa dekh ke darr jaati hai
ro ke halke ho lete hain zara se teri yaad mein...
zara si na-muraadon ki tabiyaat sudhar jaati hai
asar karti yakeenan gar choo jaati unke dil ko lekin
afsos ke aah meri fizaaon hi mein bikhar jaati hai
maikade mein jab bhi zikr aata hai tere naam ka
shaam ki pee hui sar-e-shaam hi utar jaati hai

Yun Na Mujh Ko Dekh Tera Dil Pighal Na Jaye
Mere Ansuon se Tera Daman Jal Na Jaye

Saath chutne se rishte nahi tuta karte ,
Waqt ki dundh se lamhe nahi tuta karte ,
Log kehte hain mera sapna tut gaya ,
Tuti to neend hai sapne kabhi nahi tuta karte.

Dil ki baat janta nahi koi
Kehna in aankhon ka manta nahi koi
Hum to jaan bhi luta denge khushi se par,
Is jaan ki keemat janta nahi koi

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

15a.

Missile Art ( wow eXcellent )

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Mon Nov 3, 2008 8:49 pm (PST)

Missile Art ( wow eXcellent )
15b.

Missile Art ( wow eXcellent )

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Nov 3, 2008 9:03 pm (PST)


Missile Art ( wow eXcellent )

Mailed to me by Samina Khan samina.khan4u@yahoo.com
16.

Judai mein har dil rota hai

Posted by: "Sameer Sameer" sameer.sim22@yahoo.com   sameer.sim22

Tue Nov 4, 2008 5:02 am (PST)

Judai mein har dil rota hai,
Milne ke har aas mein jalata hai,
Pyaar mein kabhi koi juda nahi hota,
Woh to hoti hai majburiyan ,
Ki unko saccha pyaar nahi hota...

Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
Saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

17.

Zubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye

Posted by: "Sameer Sameer" sameer.sim22@yahoo.com   sameer.sim22

Tue Nov 4, 2008 5:04 am (PST)

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum hee kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye!
 
 
Aankho se barsat hoti hai,
jab apki yaad sath hoti hai.
Jab b busy rahe mera mobile,
samjh lena apki salamti k liye
meri khuda se baat hoti hai

18.

CHINGARI KA KHAUF NA DO HUME

Posted by: "Sameer Sameer" sameer.sim22@yahoo.com   sameer.sim22

Tue Nov 4, 2008 5:10 am (PST)

CHINGARI KA KHAUF NA DO HUME,
DIL ME AAG KA DARIYA BASAYE BAITHE HAI,
JAL JAATE KAB KE ISH AAG MEIN,
MAGAR KHUD KO AANSUO ME BHIGOYE BAITHE HE
 
 
 
MOHABBAT MEIN MAINE KYA KUCH NAHI LUTA DIYA
MOHABBAT MEIN MAINE KYA KUCH NAHI LUTA DIYA
UNKO PASAND THI ROSHNI TO MAINE KHUD KO HI JALA DIYA

19.

Big and Small....must see

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Tue Nov 4, 2008 5:10 am (PST)



***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

20.

FUNNY TABLE LEGS

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Tue Nov 4, 2008 5:15 am (PST)

 "Friendship is the bridge between earth and heaven"

Unusually designed furnitures - worth watching

21.

Jara Dekho To Chay Ka Paani Ubala To Nahi

Posted by: "Prashant Dolas" prashadolas@yahoo.in   prashadolas

Tue Nov 4, 2008 5:17 am (PST)

I AM VERY HAPPY TO IN YOUR HINDI JOCKES

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22.

Awesome Paintings

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Tue Nov 4, 2008 8:17 am (PST)



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23.

Best and amazing Creativity....worth looking

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Tue Nov 4, 2008 8:23 am (PST)



***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

24.

Turn your car into an Unstopable Murder Machine

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Tue Nov 4, 2008 8:27 am (PST)

Turn your car into an Unstopable Murder Machine
25.

Get Your Cars Dressed In Style!

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Tue Nov 4, 2008 8:27 am (PST)

Get Your Cars Dressed In Style!
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