Saturday, November 15, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2070

Messages In This Digest (17 Messages)

1.
SHAYRIS..... From: Milan Shah
2.
My Happy Heart From: ~*~ Rajesh ~*~
3.
I'm thinking about you, From: Vinay Malhotra
4.
Joke From: shah. jignesh
5.
love all friend From: rajmal.4154
6.
Exchange the Ideas From: Som Kumar Rana
7.
All because you SMILED From: ~*~ Rajesh ~*~
8.
OPERATiON From: danish shaikh
9.
~!~Types Of Aashiqs...!!!  ~!~ From: arooj hussain
10.
Never Argue With Kids=jokes From: rohit smart
11.
SweeT SweeT ExpressionS (BabieS) From: Samina Khan
12.
Sidhi jalebi nahi ? ? ? ? From: sailee
13.
Jor se Dhakka From: sailee
14.
u may have Someone.... From: sailee
15.
Galat ladki se shadi  ? ? ? ? From: sailee
16.
Funny and weird Entrance.......Be carefull From: Samina Khan
17.
So sweet Animated Babies(Dont Miss) From: pinkeyshah20f

Messages

1.

SHAYRIS.....

Posted by: "Milan Shah" milan@milan.co.ke   milan512456

Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:58 am (PST)


Ek Pal Laga Muje Unse Nigahe Milane Me
Kuch Pal Lage Nazar Unse Htane Me
Har Pal Ati He Unki Yad Muje
Kafi He Ye Dard Muje Pal Pal Mitane Me
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Ankho Me Akar bAith gayi Ansu ki Lehar
PaLko se koi Ansu girne Na diyA,
Ek tera Nam diLko Azeez tha,
Duniya K dard ko diL me samane Na diya.

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Waqt kaatay na kaata hai,na kaatay Ga jaana
Waqt rookay na ruka hai,na rukay Ga jaana

Jo tou nay bhi mujhay youn beech rah chor diya
Tou phir kya khoob zamana yah hasay Ga jaana

Teray khayaaloon tak rasayi nahi hamari meger
Maray tasaver main bus tou hi basay Ga jaana

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2.

My Happy Heart

Posted by: "~*~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:06 am (PST)



 

 

 

 

To   Make Life More Understand

It  Take A   Happy  Heart

Living Life To It 's  Fullest

Each  Day A  Brand  New Start.

It  Take  A   Strong  Attitude

When  Tribulation  Come  Our Way

Finding  Courage  To  Carry On

Take The  Time  To  Prayer .

Life Is  What We  Make It

The Short  Time  We  Are Here

Start  Each  Day  With A   H appy

Heart,

And Throw  Away  The Fear .

Do The Best That You Can Do

Live One Day  At  A  Time

Be Loyal  To  Your Familys And  Friends

Your Life Will Be Just  Fine .

 

 

 

 

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3.

I'm thinking about you,

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:42 am (PST)

                              I'm thinking about you,
                            a little more each day.
                       Holding on a little tighter,
                         to all the words you say...

                        Every day I miss you,
                     more than the day before.
                      Our time together I love;
                       and I'm wanting even more.

                           I used to dream of you,
                      as I lay in bed each night.
                        Now you are my dreams,
                      even through the daylight.

                         I felt a flutter in my heart,
                        whenever I saw you online.
                         Today my heart is glowing;
                        filled with a brilliant shine.

                        I was shy to tell everything,
                         which I was feeling inside.
                          Now I feel so free to share,
                         with nothing I want to hide.

                        I thought you were special,
                             from the moment we met.
                         And each day a little further,
                         into my heart you would get.

                         I could always feel a bond,
                         everytime our hearts shared.
                        When our souls bonded also,
                       I realized how much I cared.

                           I find my heart needing yours;
                           cherishing all that you do.
                           Now, I'm not scared to admit,
                          I am falling in love with you.

4.

Joke

Posted by: "shah. jignesh" madhumandhruv@yahoo.co.in   madhumandhruv

Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:08 am (PST)


Girl to Man : Muzuse sadi kab karonge ?
 
Man  : muze gharwalo se izazat lene padege
 
Girl  : tumhare gharme koun koun hai ?
 
Man :  mere biwi our ek ladka or ek ladke.

 
Jignesh 

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5.

love all friend

Posted by: "rajmal.4154" rajmal.4154@yahoo.in   rajmal.4154

Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:09 am (PST)

isq ibbabat hai ise hone mat dena !

sanam bewafai hai ise khone mat dena !!

agar aapne bhi kisi se pyar kiya hai to!

khuda ki kasam use rone mat dena!!!!!!!

6.

Exchange the Ideas

Posted by: "Som Kumar Rana" somkumar.rana@yahoo.com   somkumar.rana

Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:12 am (PST)



Dear frindes
After join the group,I feel that all our friends are not sanding his ideas,jocks, sharyes etc.pls write somthing becouse somthing is better than nothing.
 
Barukhi chahne walo se bartye lakin
kya kroga jo yah kadmo me machal jayega
                                  Aur
Saath dena hain to raftaar badhao "som"
karwa varna bhaut door nikal gayaga.
 
Thanks
                  Somkumar Rana
 
 

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7.

All because you SMILED

Posted by: "~*~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:14 am (PST)



 
 

If at times you feel you want to cry
And life seems such a trial
Above the clouds there's a bright blue sky
So make your tears a smile.

As you travel on life's way
With its many ups and downs
Remember it's quite true to say
One smile is worth a dozen frowns.

Among the worlds expensive things
A smile is very cheap
And when you give a smile away,
You get one back to keep.

Happiness comes at times to all
But sadness comes unbidden
And sometimes a few tears must fall
Among the laughter hidden.

So when friends have sadness on their face
And troubles round them piled
The world will seem a better place
And all because you smiled.

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8.

OPERATiON

Posted by: "danish shaikh" jazbaat_ahsasaat@yahoo.com   jazbaat_ahsasaat

Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:20 am (PST)

OPERATiON
9.

~!~Types Of Aashiqs...!!!  ~!~

Posted by: "arooj hussain" arooj1@ymail.com   arooj_hussain49

Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:24 am (PST)

Kanjoos Aashiq
============ ==
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah......... )

Innocent Aashiq
============ ====
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya........
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Careful Aashiq
============ ==
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"

Married
=======
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.

Truthful Aashiq
============ ===
KAASH TERE CHEHRE PE
CHECHAK KE DAAG HOTE
CHAND TO TUM HO HI
SITARE BHI SAATH HOTE

Still to be a Aashiq
============ ========
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla

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10.

Never Argue With Kids=jokes

Posted by: "rohit smart" rhtsmrt@gmail.com

Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:46 pm (PST)

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out
with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this
one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from
his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily
those of his parents."

<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
room.When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter,
haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting
my time," she said to her mother."I can't read, I can't write and they won't
let me talk!"

<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically
impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him".

<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture." Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.
She's dead."

<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face.""Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions
the blood doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow shouted, "Because your
feet aren't empty."

<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"

<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>
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<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/never-argue-with-kids.html>

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the
floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.

"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without
your glasses on !"Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when
she takes her teeth out, too!"

--
Mohammad Ashraful Amin
Asst. Commissioner & Magistrate
42 Foundation Training Course
BPATC, Savar, Dhaka,
Bangladesh

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11.

SweeT SweeT ExpressionS (BabieS)

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:50 pm (PST)

crying"
 
 
 
 

"thinker"
 
 
 
 

" foody"
 
 
 

spy"
 
 
 
 

" glare"
 
 
 
 

"teaser"
 
 
 

innocence"

12.

Sidhi jalebi nahi ? ? ? ?

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:50 pm (PST)

Tum kitne Saal Se Jalebi bana rahe ho ?

Halwai : 30 saal se..!

Santa : Badi sharam ki baat haiTumse aaj tak Jalebi Sidhi nahi Bani ?????

13.

Jor se Dhakka

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:55 pm (PST)

Raat 3 baje santa apni wife ko jor se dhakka dene laga

Wife: Kya hua ?
Santa : Tum Nind ki Goli lena bhul Gayi !

14.

u may have Someone....

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:12 pm (PST)

U may have someone in ur mind...
someone in ur HEART..
someone in ur dreamz...
someone in ur Life.. BUT !!!!

I M ur someone when u have NO ONE!!!!

15.

Galat ladki se shadi  ? ? ? ?

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:13 pm (PST)

WIFE:- Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai, Aap use
Rokte Kyu nahi ?
Husband :- Mein use kyu roku?
usne muje roka tha kya ?

16.

Funny and weird Entrance.......Be carefull

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:52 pm (PST)

Funny and weird Entrance.......Be carefull
17.

So sweet Animated Babies(Dont Miss)

Posted by: "pinkeyshah20f" pinkeyshah20f@gmail.com   pinkeyshah20f

Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:53 pm (PST)

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