Friday, November 28, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2081

Messages In This Digest (23 Messages)

1.
(no subject) From: Deepak Garg
2.
This is for my Love only From: maryam khan
3.
Gum or Khushi From: sailee
4.
Teri palkon pe aansu ? ? ? ? From: sailee
5.
shairi From: rashid abdul
6.
Photos....Not for the Week hearted.......... From: maryam khan
7a.
LIFE From: Som Kumar Rana
8.
ek bewafa... From: sailee
9.
Log Dil Tod Jate hain. From: sailee
10.
It May Happen In Future...... From: maryam khan
11.
Yun Dil Ko Fir Teri Yaad Aai From: sailee
12.
Do You Think That this Is Right For The Child ! From: Samina Khan
13.
dil main " DERD " From: Ritu Aarya
14.
(no subject) From: Brooke Dias
15.
nitin From: reliance.nitin
16.
TRUE LOVE STORY---BELIVE IT OR NOT-READ From: yashvir kailash
17a.
a few sad thoughts-avenindra From: avenindra
18.
I Love You Coz From: arooj hussain
19a.
Calendar for 178 years From: Chandan Purohit
20.
Love SMS Shayaris Collections for your Love... From: Hassan Ali
21.
SHAYRI...DOST From: MILAN SHAH
22.
10 Futuristic Concept Laptop Designs From: Samina Khan
23.
SMS Collection - 55 From: riyapatel

Messages

1.

(no subject)

Posted by: "Deepak Garg" deepak.garg36@yahoo.com   deepak.garg36

Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:59 am (PST)

Dil se roye ankhon se muskura baithe, yu hi hum kisi se wafa nibha baithe, wo hume ek lamha na de paye, jinke liye hum apni jindgi gawa baithe.

2.

This is for my Love only

Posted by: "maryam khan" mariyam4all@gmail.com   nido_900

Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:03 am (PST)

i may not own large estate

ever spent all winter

private plaine

rare champage

have my honey

one thing is sure

i feel like a billionarie

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3.

Gum or Khushi

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:04 am (PST)

Gum aur khushi main fark karuin itni bhi fursat nahi,
kisi ke liye jiyion aisi koi hasrat bhi nahi,
bas dohra raha huin her lamha, subah, shaam aur raat,
ki zindagi phir se suru karne ki koi vajah bhi to nahi..
4.

Teri palkon pe aansu ? ? ? ?

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:05 am (PST)

teri palkon par aansu,
ek naya toofan laatein hai,
jo tod dete hai dil ke darwaje,
aur har taraf ha-hakar machate hai.
5.

shairi

Posted by: "rashid abdul" arkhan.sufi@yahoo.co.in   arkhan.sufi

Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:09 am (PST)

Tum itni bholi ho ke palko pe bitha kar rakhta hu.
 
Kahi tum gir na jao is liye chashma laga kar rakhta hu.
 
 
 
 
Thanks & Regards
A. R.khan
E-mail arkhan.sufi@yahoo.co.in 

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6.

Photos....Not for the Week hearted..........

Posted by: "maryam khan" mariyam4all@gmail.com   nido_900

Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:11 am (PST)

Photos....Not for the Week hearted..........
7a.

LIFE

Posted by: "Som Kumar Rana" somkumar.rana@yahoo.com   somkumar.rana

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:04 am (PST)

Dear Friends
           Every morning is the symbol of rebirth of our life,
           To make the day's life beautiful is in our hands
           
                            HAVE A GREAT DAY
 
            Life ends when you stop dreaming !
            Hope ends when you stop believing !
            Love ends when you stop caring !
                               AND
            Friendship ends when you stop sharing
         
I think so,Do you........
 
Thanks
SOMKUMAR RANA

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8.

ek bewafa...

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:14 am (PST)

Ek bewafa ke jakhmo par marhum lagne hum gaye,
marhum ki kasam, marhum na laga marhum ki jagah "mur hum" gaye.
9.

Log Dil Tod Jate hain.

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:17 am (PST)

Wädä karte häin Käsme khätè häin.
Phir bhi nä jänè kyun log chør jate häin.
Hùmäin tø täqlif høti häì phoøl tørne mäin.
Nå jånê kåise løg dil tør jäte häin.
by....
shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in
Jai Mata Di

10.

It May Happen In Future......

Posted by: "maryam khan" mariyam4all@gmail.com   nido_900

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:24 am (PST)

It May Happen In Future......
11.

Yun Dil Ko Fir Teri Yaad Aai

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:26 am (PST)

Yun Dil Ko Fir Teri Yaad Aai,
Har Taraf Aaj Fir Teri Tanhaai Chhai.
Khush Tha Main Tere Sang Ko Lekar,
Lekin Kismat Ne Daal Di Jiwan Me Judai.

12.

Do You Think That this Is Right For The Child !

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:30 am (PST)

See this girl in the photos?

Can you guess how old is she?

I was very surprised to find out that girl is 11 years old. Yes, you've read it right she is 11. Her name is Sasha Bennington. She already has glued on nails, hair extensions, fake tans, pedicures in other worlds she looks more like a port star than a school girl.

Her mother Jayne, 31 a former glamour model insists that all kids are like that now. They spend £300 on beauty treatments a month.

She says "Perhaps it's different in country areas, where they don't need to grow up so fast. But, around big cities, girls have got to be more forward and act older than they are. That's just the way it is"

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***Women with Four Legs***
***Greeting Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful Flower Displays***
***Peoples Off with their heads***
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***Mouth as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man walking on Water***
***world beautiful places***

13.

dil main " DERD "

Posted by: "Ritu Aarya" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:40 am (PST)


 dil main " DERD "

derd main " NASHA "

nashay main " MITHAS "

mithas main " TESHNAGI "

teshnagi main " AARZOO "

aarzoo main " HASRAT "

hasrat main " UMEED "

umeed main " KHEYAL "

kheyal main " TASaWUR "

taswaur main " TASVEER "

tasveer main " TU HAI "

tujh main " ADA HAI "

ada main " WAFA "

wafa main " SHOKHI "

shokhi main " SHARARAT "

shararat main " GHUSsA "

ghuse main " BANAWAT "

banawat main " APNIYAT "

apniyat main " CHAAHAT "

chaahat main " KHULOOS "

khuloos main " PIYAR "

piyar main " EBAADAT "

ebaadat mein " KHUDA "

Khuda se " DUA HAI "

dua main sirf " AAP HO

That's
Aaryaa 
 
 
 
 
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14.

(no subject)

Posted by: "Brooke Dias" brookediaz_95@yahoo.co.in   brookediaz_95

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:43 am (PST)

 
 
 
It's a Girl's World

If he is late for class, he told,
"Time and Tide wait for none".
If she is late, then the bus was late.

If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, " Has he escaped from the Zoo?"

If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her"
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.

When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl".

If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive".

If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, "Try to respect ladies, man!".

If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, "You've to work hard".
But if a girl gets a big rank,... Still got 33! Reservation.

If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.

If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast 'smile' says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer," better luck next time".
 

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15.

nitin

Posted by: "reliance.nitin" reliance.nitin@yahoo.in   reliance.nitin

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:43 am (PST)

1
Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ko Sulajhane Main
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ko Sulajhane Main.

2
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

3
Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan

16.

TRUE LOVE STORY---BELIVE IT OR NOT-READ

Posted by: "yashvir kailash" dryvk2200@yahoo.co.in   dryvk2200

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:54 am (PST)

TRUE LOVE STORY---BELIVE IT OR NOT-READ
17a.

a few sad thoughts-avenindra

Posted by: "avenindra" avenindra@yahoo.com   avenindra

Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:54 am (PST)


Wo kyun mujhe mere ghar me mehmaan is lage
Ye zindagi kyun mujhe shamshaan is lage

Tere jaane pehchane waaydon ke beech
Teri majbooriyan mujhe beimaan is lage

Lamhon me bante hue dard aur tanhaiyan
Mujhko meri muhabbat ka inaam is lage

Is maasumiyat se puchte hain haal mere zakhmo ka
Wo apne hi kiye zulmon se anjaan is lage

Tere kadmo tale sukhe Patton ki charmarahat
Ae maan mujhe teri pehchaan is lage

by-avenindra

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18.

I Love You Coz

Posted by: "arooj hussain" arooj1@ymail.com   arooj_hussain49

Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:01 am (PST)

I Love You Coz
19a.

Calendar for 178 years

Posted by: "Chandan Purohit" c_k_purohit@yahoo.com   c_k_purohit

Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:02 am (PST)


Any year Between 1900 to 2078 can be seen from this Calendar just change the desire year.

Chandan Purohit.

20.

Love SMS Shayaris Collections for your Love...

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" dilipkumar110@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:03 am (PST)

Love SMS Shayaris Collections for your Love...
21.

SHAYRI...DOST

Posted by: "MILAN SHAH" milan@milan.co.ke   milan512456

Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:07 am (PST)

>
> Jaise Chand ke paas Taare anek hai
>
> Par har Taare ke paas sirf Chand ek hai
>
> Waise hi Aapke paas Dost anek hai
>
> Par Humare paas sirf Aap ek hai ....
>
>
> MILAN SHAH
> milan@milan.co.ke

22.

10 Futuristic Concept Laptop Designs

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:27 am (PST)

1. Canova Dual Screen Laptop

Canova Dual Screen Laptop possesses two screens, a multi sensitive touch screen and is very easy to use. Not only can it be used to handle your daily computing tasks but it also lets you read articles on your laptop in the old-school newspaper fashion.

2. Vaio Zoom

Vaio Zoom notebook features a holographic glass screen that goes transparent and a keyboard that turns opaque when turned off. Turn it on and the touchscreen holographic festivities begin.

3. DesCom

DesCom is basically a two-in-one concept laptop which seamlessly integrates inside a desk.

4. MacTab

MacTab is the complement to MyBook in the high-end. The incredibly thin wireless keyboard is used as a protection cover for transportation. It stays in place with a combination of magnets and notches.

5. LG Ecological Laptop Concept

LG Ecological laptop concept uses fuel cell batteries and features organic light-emitting diode (OLED) display technology, it received a Red Dot Award nomination for best concept design.

6. Compenion Laptop Concept

Compenion concept laptop by Felix Schmidberger consists of two sliding OLED screens, one of which can be used as a keyboard, where necessary.

7. Samsung Amoled Concept

Amoled concept notebook by Samsung features a unique design which is thin and sleek and a touch-sensitive keyboard which lacks tactile feedback.

8. Traveller Concept Laptop

Traveller concept laptop is a GPS enabled navigation system for pedestrians with internal storage to save photos or data and built-in Geotagging functionality so you always know where you took your photos.

9. Canvas Laptop Concept

Canvas is a futuristic concept laptop that is supposed to provide a better quality for the designer and also its said that it will raise the productive rate of the artist. It will feature a very thin touchscreen and the other components will look just about the same but they will be better adjusted.

10. Macbook 0801

Macbook 0801 concept laptop by Isamu Sanada is more like a black version of the now Macbook Air. It also features an ultra-thin keyboard and a very sleek design.

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here to Surprise you***
***Deepika: The sexiest woman in the world***
***The world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika Sherawat* ***
***Women with Four Legs***
***Greeting Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful Flower Displays***
***Peoples Off with their heads***
***Wonderful nature***
***Mouth as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man walking on Water***
***world beautiful places***

23.

SMS Collection - 55

Posted by: "riyapatel" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:34 pm (PST)

Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.
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