Wednesday, November 19, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2074

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

1a.
So sweet Animated Babies(Dont Miss) From: ganeshkumble11
2.
BEST SMS Collection - 49 From: riyapatel
3.
Zindagi me kabhi kabhi aisa hota hai From: vinay tm
4a.
shayre From: Vinay Malhotra
5.
great shayaries From: vishal juthani
6.
what is a kiss From: rak26_agrawal

Messages

1a.

So sweet Animated Babies(Dont Miss)

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:40 pm (PST)

So sweet Animated Babies(Dont Miss)

2.

BEST SMS Collection - 49

Posted by: "riyapatel" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:47 pm (PST)

46) Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

47) Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

48) Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

49) Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

50) Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

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3.

Zindagi me kabhi kabhi aisa hota hai

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   j4jokes11

Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:12 pm (PST)

Zindagi me kabhi kabhi aisa hota hai,
<http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/>
aankhe hasti hai par dil rota hai <http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> ,
jise hum apni manzil samajte hain <http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> ,
uska humsafar koi aur hota hai <http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> .

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<http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> ,
dosti ka har farz ada kiya hamne <http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> ,
mat soch k hamne bhula dia tumko <http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> ,
aaj phir tumse pehle tumhe yaad kiya hamne
<http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> .

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<http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> ,
dilse tumko kaise bhula paate <http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/> ,
kaash tum sapno ke alawa sheeshe main base hote
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4a.

shayre

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:58 pm (PST)

 1
  Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga
  Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ko Sulajhane Main
  Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain
  Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ko Sulajhane Main.

  2
  Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan
  Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
  Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
  Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

  3
  Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
  Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
  Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
  Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan

  4
  Khudaa jab husn deta hai
  nazaakat aaa hi jati hai
  Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho
  kamar balkha hi jaati hai

  5
  Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo
  Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo
  Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
  Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo.

  6
  Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
  Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
  Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
  Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya

  7
  Hui hum se ye nadani,
  Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe
  Ho kay zameen ki khakh
  Aasman se dil laga baithe

  8
  Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day
  Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho
  Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain
  Magar koi qateel bhi to ho

  9
  Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
  Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
  Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
  Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
  Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
  Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
  Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
  Tum hi ne tor diya hai to koi baat nahi
  Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
  Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi

  10
  Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
  zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
  Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
  Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
  Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
  Pehli baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
  Raasta roke khadi hai, wahi uljhan kab se
  Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hai

merii aarzoo meN rahi hai tuu
mere dil-o-jaaN meN basi hai tuu
tujhe kaise dil se judaa karuN
mere dil ki khilti kali hai tuu

kyuN soNch men doobaa huN, kyuN jaan pe aayii hai
mujhko to pataa thaa ye, Ulfat meN judaaii hai!

meethi se yaad teri hai
teekhi si baat meri hai
tum jo na kah sakay ho
wahi kadwi baat meri hai...

dilo ka logo nein bazar laga rakha hai
ishk ko jaisey karobaar bana rakha hai
khelna dil sey jalan hai k sukhan
apni surat pey ishtihaar laga rakha hai
apni hasarat ka hai maatam kaisa
ek ek lash k das tumney kharidaar bitha rakha hai
dard hasil hai jo pakizah hai
is tarhaa tumney kyu nilaam laga rakha hai
apni hasti pey sitam yaad hai ab tak tumko
aur sitam tumney wo sab khud pey saza rakha hai
koi koshish n karey dil ko dukhaney ki jahhan ??
dil ko tumney kyu saman bana rakha hai

LafzooN mein fasany dhoondty hain ham loog
LamhooN mein zamany dhoodhty hain ham loog
Tu zehar hi dy sharaab keh kar saqi
Jeeny ky bahany dhoondty hain han loog

Dil ki baate.n dil mei rakhe
Kis tarha se jee paogi
Meri hai vo dil ki dhadkan
Kaise unhe chhipa paogi

Hamare dil mei toh dher sari
Baten karvaten leti hai
Par zubaan par nahi aati hai
Kahane ko lab khole to sharm
Se nazar jhuk jaati hai

Jo kuchh kahana thaa woh
Zubaan to naa kah paayi
Par saanso ki aawaz ne
Har baat unn tak pahonchaayi

Kaisa beadab dost hai mera,
chandni hee lay gaya,
ghustaak ! aaya Thaa dil mera roshan kerne,
dekho dil hee ley gaya !!

dost dil ko pukaro pyar se, aa jaye toe dularo laad se
Kehna pagal yun nehiN chodte rah meiN
Jinse tujhe pyar hai unhi ko le aa is rah meiN

priye pyar se jayada piyaari mujhe hai tumhari zindegi
Ke tumhari zindegi se hee toe hai meri zindegi

jo sunney ko The tum betaab.. lo! meiN kholtee hooN woe raaz
ke tum ho meri jaan.. mere hoThoN kee muskaan
na ruThna kabhi mujhse.. na khona ye muskaan
Ke isi kay dum per mahaktee hooN maiN
isi kay dum per chahaktee hooN maiN

mera pehalu mahakta hai khusihoN meiN,
sakoon bhee kuch yuN deta hai minuto meiN !!
chalte chalte jab tum THak jao toe aana,
ke sadioN kee pyaas bhuJha kay jana !!

Baat itni si hai kehdey koi naadaano se
Aadmi who hai jo khela kare toofaano se

   
Mohabbat chod di maine, gareebaaN see liya maine
Zamaane ab to khush ho ja zehar yeh bhi pee liyaa maine

   
Mohabbat mein jo saadiq hai woh kab faryaad karte hai
ZubaaN pe mere khamoshi hai dil mein yaad karte hai

   
Puchha hai kai baar kisi ne pata mujhse meri taqdeer ka,
Meri Mohabbat ke kore kagaz par bani huee tasveer ka !
Na bata saka hun aur na hi khud jaan saka hun mai,
Rang un gore hathon mai mere ishq ki laqeer ka !!

   
Ahsaas to hai Hame, Judaee Main Jeene ka !
Magar mazaa aata nahin, Sabar ke ghoont Peene ka !!

   
Nazar jhooka ke dekhoon, yaa Palke uthaa ke dekhoon !
E-mere mehboob, Tujhe mai kis tarah se dekhoon !!

Mere khune-Arzoo ko woh samaz rahe hain paani,
Unhe honsh tak na aya meri loot gayi jawani

     

Jitne bhi gham the dil ke,
duwaon me aagaye,
Hum leke sab chiraag,
hawaaon me aagaye.
   
Main waqt ki mez pe ek dard ka guldasta hoon,
bahaar ke baag main patjhar ka rasta hoon,
aur aajkal zindagi ki fitrat hi kuch aisi hai ki,
aanchal ke saaye mein bhi, dhoop mein phansa hoon........ 
   
Apne ghar ke bagiche me
Gulaab ke phool khila dena
Jab humari yaad sataye to
Un gulaabo ko dekh kar muskura dena.   

DOSTI KI RAAHON MAIN KABHI AKELAPAN NA MILE
AAE DOST ZINDGI MAIN KABHI TUMHE GUM NA MILE
DUWA KARTE HAIN HUM,KHUDA SE
TUMHE JO BHI DOST MILE,HUMSE KAM A MILE

AASMAAN KE SITAARE HUMKO DEKHTE HAIN
HUM KUCH ANJAANI SOCH MAIN PAD JAATE HAIN
HAR LAMHA HUM AYSA MAHSOOS KARTE HAIN
KI VO KUCH KAHTE HI CHUP HO JAATE HAIN

GAA SAKUN AAPKA NAGMA PAR VO SAAZ KAHAN SE LAOON
SUNA SAKOON KUCH AAPKO PAR WO ANDAAJ KAHAN SE LAOON
YUN TO CHAND KI TAREEF KARNA ASAN HAI
PAR KAR SAKUN AAPKI TAREEF WO ALFAAZ KAHAN SE LAOON

LAGTA HAI MAOSAM BADALNE LAGE HAIN
HUSN WALE ISQ PAR MARNE LAGE HAIN
CHAHAT PAR AAPKI THA JINKO ETRAAZ
LAGTA HAI ETBAAR WO KARNE LAGE HAIN

YE KHAMOSI KAB TAK SAHOON MAIN
KAB TAK TERE PYAR MAIN AYSE JEUN MAIN
JUDAAI KE AANSOO TERI AANKHO MAIN BHI TO BAHTE HONGE
TUMHARE IN AANSUON KO KAYSE PIYON MAIN

DOST HI DOST KA SAATH DIYA KARTE HAIN
DOST HI DOST KO GUM DIYA KARTE HAIN
ZINDGI MAIN KUCH PAR AYSE BHI AATE HAIN
JAB DOST HI DOST KO BADNAAM KIYA KARTE HAIN

IS KADAR HAMARI CHAHAT KA IMTHAAN NA LIJIYE
KYON HO HUMSE KHAFA YE BAYAAN KIJIYE
KAR DIJIYE MAAF AGAR HO GAI HUMSE KHATA
YUN YAAD NA KARKE,HUME SAZA NA DIJIYE

UNKI YAAD MAIN SAB KUCH BHOOLE BAITHE HAIN
CHIRAAG KHUSIYON KE BUJHAE BAITHE HAIN
HAM TO MARENGE UNKI BAHON MAIN
YE MAOT SE SART LAGAE BAITHE HAIN

TUJH SA HASEEN BANA KAR KHUDA NE JAB TUMHE DEKHA HOGA
APNI KALAKAARI PAR WO BHI THODA ITRAYA HOGA
BAND KAR LI HONGI CHAHE USNE AANKHE APNI
BAND AANKHO MAIN BHI TERA CHEHRA NAZAR AAYA HOGA

YAAD KARTI HOON TUJHE
YAAD AATI HI NAHI
KAYSE AAYGI WO CHEEZ
JO KABHI JAATI HI NAHI

SAMJHA NA KOI DIL KI BAAT
DARD DUNIYA NE BIN SOCHE HI DE DIYA
SAH GAE JO HUM AGAR DARD KO CHUKE SE
TO PHIR HUMKO PATTHAR DIL KAH DIYA

BYE TC

HANSI KE RAASTE PAR CHALA KARO
KHUSIYON KI MAHAK LIYA KARO
PYAR SE DILON KO CHUWA KARO
JAHAN TUMHE GUM NAZAR AAE
IS NACHEEZ KO YAAD KIYA KARO

KAHTE HAIN GUM BANTNE SE HOTA HAI KUM
AYSA HI PAHLE KABHI SOCHTE THE HUM
TERE PYAR KI NISAANI TERA GUM HI TO HAI
WO BHI BANT DOON TO RAHEGA KYA MERE PAAS

KAANTO KE BADLE PHOOL KYA DOGE
AANSOO KE BADLE KHUSI KYA DOGE
HUM CHAHTE HAIN AAPSE UMAR BHAR DOSTI
HAMARE IS SAWAL KA JAWAB KYA DOGE?

KABHI KABHI TERI PALKON PAR JHILMILAOON MAIN
TU KARE INTZAAR AUR NA AAOON MAIN
SAMANDAR MAIN LE JA KAR FAREB NA KARNA YE DOST
TU KAHE TO KINAARE PAR DOOB JAOON MAIN

RAM NE DHANUS TODA
SEETA DAOD KAR AAI
KISHAN NE BANSRI BAJAI
AUR RADHA BHAGI CHALI AAI
AUR HUMNE SIRF SHEETI BAZAI
SAALI BAAP KO LE AAI

YUN TO AAPKO ROZ YAAD KIYA KARTE HAIN
MUN HI MUN MAIN DEKH LIYA KARTE HAIN
KYA HUA AGAR PAAS NAHI AATE
HUM TO DIL HI DIL MAIN MULAKAAT KIYA KARTE HAIN

APNI AANKHO MAIN SAMANDAR UTAR JAANE DE
TERA MUZRIN HOON DOOB KAR MAR JAANE DE
ZAKHM KITNE TERI CHAHAT MAIN MILE HAIN MUJHKO
SOCHTI HOON KAH DOON,MAGAR JAANE DE

DOOR RAH KAR BHI DOSTI KA RISTA,NIBHATE HAIN AAP
NA JAANE KYON DIL KO LUBHATE HAIN AAP
YE KAYSA KARISMA HAI AAPKA
JO HUM KO ITNA YAAD AATE HAIN AAP

NADIYON SE KINAARE CHOOT JAATE HAIN
AASMAAN SE TAARE TOOT JAATE HAIN
ZINDGI KI RAAH MAIN AKSAR AYSA HOTA HAI
JINHE HUM CHATE HAIN WAHI HUMSE ROOTH JAATE HAIN

PAL PAL MAIN BANTA HAI AHSAAS
AHSAAS SE BANTA HAI VISWAAS
VISWAAS SE BANTE HAIN RISTE
AUR IN RISTON SE BANTA HAI KOI KHAAS
JAYSE KI AAP

MANA KI HUM ITNE SWEET NAHI
KI DAIBTEES HO JAE
ITNE SHOLTI BHI NAHI KI B,P BADH JAE
ITNE TESTY BHI NAHI KI MAZA AA JAE
PAR HUM ITNE KARVE BHI NAHI KI YAAD HI NA AAEN

MESSEGE PAR MESSEGE BHEJTE HO
BHEJ BHEJ KAR BHEJA KHRAAB KARTE HO
BHEJTE HO TO BHI KYA BHEJTE HO
KHUD KA BHEJA TO CHALTA NAHI
DOOSRON KA BHEJA HUA BHEJ TE HO

JAB BAAGON MAIN BAHAAR AAEGI
TAB SMS KI BAOCHAAR AAEGI
TANHAAIAN TUMHARI TO DOOR HO JAENGI
PAR KYA MERA BIL BHARNE TUMHARI SAAS AAENGI

JEETE HAIN TERA NAAM LE KAR
MARNE KE BAAD KYA ANZAAM HOGA
KAFAN UTHA KAR DEKH LENA
WO BEWAFA LABON PAR TERA HI NAAM HOGA

HAR BAAT JUBAAN KAH PAATI AGAR
AANKHO KE ISAARE KYON HOTE
AGAR SAMJHTE HAMARE ISAARE TUM
PALKON PAR YE AANSOON KYON HOTE

MOHABBAT MUJHE BHI USI SE SANAM
YAADON MAIN USKI DIL TAPTA RAHA
MAOT BHI MERI CHAHAT KO ROK NA SAKI
KABR MAIN BHI YE DIL DHADKTA RAHA

ZINDGI NE CHERA PYAR KA EK SAAZ
GEET MAIN AUR TU MERI AWAZ
NA JAANE KHUD PAR ATA HAI KYON ITNA NAAZ
JAB SAPNO MAIN BAN JATA HAI TU MERA HUM RAAZ

NA GUM PYARA NA KHUSI PYARI
NA MAOT PYARI NA ZINDGI PYARI
LOGON KO CHAHE PYARA KUCH BHI HO
HUME TO BAS TUMHARI HANSI PYARI

5.

great shayaries

Posted by: "vishal juthani" vjuthani@yahoo.com   vjuthani

Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:02 pm (PST)

"Zinda rahe toh phir milenge".
Magar aap se mil ke
Ish dil ne mehasoos kiya hai ki,
"Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge".

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga
usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi
Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi
Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood
Ruk ruk kay baar baar barstii hain aaj bhi

Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai,
Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai,
yeh nahi kehte ki roj milo,
bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai

6.

what is a kiss

Posted by: "rak26_agrawal" rak26_agrawal@yahoo.com   rak26_agrawal

Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:03 pm (PST)

What is a kiss
in view of GEOMETRY-Kiss is shortest distance bitwin two lips

in view of ECO- Kiss is the thing 4 wich DEMAND is always higher then
SUPLY
in view of PHYSICS - kiss is a prosses 4 body charging

in view of COMPUTER- Kiss is just like a bluethooth in wich 2 bodies
are connected without any data cable

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