Friday, November 28, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2082

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
SMS Collection - 56 From: riyapatel
2.
SMS Collection - 57 From: riyapatel
3.
Life Teach... From: sailee
4.
It's Amazing From: maryam khan
5.
Tum kitani sundar lagati ho........... From: Dipakkumar Patel
6.
Cool Photoshop Art From: Samina Khan
7.
ek ladies this one for you From: jaspal k dhunna
8.
BeaUTiFul HEartS From: Kumud Verma
9a.
a few sad thoughts-avenindra From: avenindra
10.
Animated Baby So Sweet From: sn_lovbrd@yahoo.co.in
11.
SOME SHAYRIS................... From: Milan Shah
12.
It's Amazing From: ganeshkumble11
13.
Let's do some thing From: sanjeev
14.
**...Mohabbat Lafzo ki Mohtaz nahi HOti....** From: Kumud Verma
15.
EK ROJ HAMNEIN RULAYA TO WO BURA MAAN GAYE. From: R Cool
16a.
sms From: sweetsaachi
17.
Bank Account of Life.... From: ~*~ Rajesh ~*~
18.
My love is like From: sadi jan
19.
~~*~*~*~*Real beauty ~~*~*~*~* From: Saima khan
20.
AMAZING Beauty PhotoGraphy Don't Miss Guys (Paintings) From: Saima khan
21.
Single Stroke of the Pen From: Farzana Malik
22.
Fw: jokes From: Damodar Prasad Arya
23.
(no subject) From: Damodar Prasad Arya
24.
this is very important. From: Samina Khan
25.
LAGI  SHART From: rak26_agrawal

Messages

1.

SMS Collection - 56

Posted by: "riyapatel" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:07 am (PST)

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
2.

SMS Collection - 57

Posted by: "riyapatel" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:26 am (PST)


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SMS Collection - 57

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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.


Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..


Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..


Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai


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3.

Life Teach...

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:35 am (PST)

Life is more Strict than a Teacher,
a teacher teaches lesson & then
takes exam

But

LIFE

takes the exam

first & then teaches the lesson....

jai mata di

4.

It's Amazing

Posted by: "maryam khan" mariyam4all@gmail.com   nido_900

Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:39 am (PST)

It's Amazing
5.

Tum kitani sundar lagati ho...........

Posted by: "Dipakkumar Patel" dipak4u_dp24355@yahoo.co.in   dipak4u_dp24355

Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:40 am (PST)



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6.

Cool Photoshop Art

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:47 am (PST)

Cool Photoshop Art
7.

ek ladies this one for you

Posted by: "jaspal k dhunna" jkdhunna@yahoo.com   jkdhunna

Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:51 am (PST)


ek
taras gyi aankhein ek baar tere didar ko...

ya khuda ek baar to paise nikalwa de..

goli maar du aagey se udhaar ko...

sorry if hurts

8.

BeaUTiFul HEartS

Posted by: "Kumud Verma" kumuverma@gmail.com   kumuverma

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:01 am (PST)

BeaUTiFul HEartS
9a.

a few sad thoughts-avenindra

Posted by: "avenindra" avenindra@yahoo.com   avenindra

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:08 am (PST)

Are kya Hindu kya Muslim insaan nahi hate

Jo benaam marte hain kya insaan nahi hote

Ek bachche ke jism ko khareed lete hain Jo log

Un logon ke to imaan kya bhagwaan nahi hote

Jo pyaas bujhaate hain insaani lahoo se

Unke liye jameen to kya aasma nahi hote

Apne liye Jo chahte ho ek ghar naya

Jo todte ho tum kya wo makan nahi hote

Tumko bhi kisi maa NE hi janm diya hai

Jillat se Bach jaati wo gar tum badgumaa nahi hote

Tumhe jab ehsaas haga to tum bhi jaan jaaoge

Kisi ko dard dene wale musalmaa nahi hote

Tabaah karne ke baad kabhi jhaank Lena wo manjar

Tum na hote to kabhi shamshaan nahi rote

Kitna bhi chaho magar yaad rakh Lena ye tum

Ek hee dharti ke do aasman nahi hote

10.

Animated Baby So Sweet

Posted by: "sn_lovbrd@yahoo.co.in" sn_lovbrd@yahoo.co.in   j4jokes11

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:08 am (PST)

Hi Friends
How are you friends?
[animated cute baby from india] <http://kidspics4u.blogspot.com/>

<mailto:muna_264@yahoo.com> [animated cute baby pics]
<http://kidspics4u.blogspot.com/>

11.

SOME SHAYRIS...................

Posted by: "Milan Shah" milan@milan.co.ke   milan512456

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:27 am (PST)



Apno NE Zehar ka jaam de diya,
Gairon NE Bewafa naam de diya.
Wo Jo kehte ki bhul na jana Hume,
Aaj unhone hi bhari MEHFIL me ANJAAN keh diya.......
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Log mohabbat ko khuda ka naam dete hai,
Agar koi karta hai to ilzam dete hai....
Kehte hai ki pathar dil roya nahi karte,
To pahado se jharne kyun baha karte hai....!!

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Hum agar mil nahi pate,
Aisa nahi ki aap yaad nahi aate.
Mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
Par Jo ban gaye hai DOST wo bhulaye nahi jate........


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12.

It's Amazing

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:29 am (PST)

It's Amazing
This article is mailed to us By "maryam khan" mariyam4all@gmail.com

























13.

Let's do some thing

Posted by: "sanjeev" popygran@yahoo.co.in   popygran

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:30 am (PST)

My dear friends,

A big hello to all of U. This is my first post. If i have done any
mistake please forgive me.

Maine apni zindagi mein kai baar, kai bade bujurgon se suna hai ki sab
ka Maalik (Ishwar) ek hai, bas raastey alag alag hain! Jab Destination
ya Target ek hain to phir ye ladaai - jhagda, Ye dange - phasad, ye
aatank kyun?

Ek khuda, Ek Prabhu, Ek God, Ek Waheguru ki sataan ban kar kyun aapas
mein ladte hain. Chahe koi bhi Dharam ho wo jodta hai todta nahin. To
phir ye log jo ye gandagi puri dunia mein phela rahe hain, kya wo hum
aap mein se hain? Kya wo hamare hi Bhai Bandhu hain? Agar hain to apne
janane wala koi bhi aisa insaan ya yun kaho ki haiwaan mille to usko
samjhane ki koshish karo. Aur agar nahin manta to chahe Police ki
madad leni pade ya apni jaan pe khel kar bhi apne desh apni Dharti ko
unnse azad karane ke liye unn sab ko khatam karne ki kasam khaein.

Ek Hindustani hi nahin Ek Insaaniyat ka Deewana
Sanjeev

14.

**...Mohabbat Lafzo ki Mohtaz nahi HOti....**

Posted by: "Kumud Verma" kumuverma@gmail.com   kumuverma

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:33 am (PST)

*Pyaar sacha ho*

Pyaar sacha ho toh waqt ruk jata hai
Asman lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Pyaar mein duniya lakh bane rukawat
agar hum-safar sacha ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai

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*Mohabbat*

Ikrar mein shabdo ki ehmiyat nahi hoti
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hai dil ki dastaan
Mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaj nahi
hoti<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/join/>

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*judai se pyaar kisko hai*

Kismat pe aitbaar kisko hai
mil jaye aap ka pyaar iss khushi se inkaar kisko hai
zindgi mein kuchh majburian hain dost
warna judai se pyaar kisko hai

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*aur kya dete*

tumhien bakhash di dil pe hukmarani aor kya dete
yehi thi bus hamari raj dhani or kya dete
sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ek fasana hai
tumhare naam likh di zindgani or kya dete
bichadte waqt usko ek tohfa dena tha
hamare pass tha ankhon mein pani or kya dete

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*woh
*
woh mil jaate hain kahani ban kar
dil me bas jaate hain nishani ban kar
jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aankhon me
kyun nikal jaate hain wo pani ban
kar<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/join/>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/join/>

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*doonhte hai*

Kitabon mein mere fasaane dhundhte hain
Nadaan hain, guzre zamane dhundhte hain
Jab woh the, talaash-e-zindagi bhi thi
Ab to maut ke thikane dhoondhte hain
Kal khud hi apni mehfil se nikala tha
Aaj hue se diwane dhundhte hain
Musafir bekhabar hain teri aankhon se
Tere shahar me maykhane dhoondhte hain
Tujhe kya pata E-sitam dhaane wale
Tere diye zakhmon me pyar ke nazraane dhoondhte hain
nikal aate hain ashq hanste hanste
hum to rone ke bahane dhoondhte hain

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15.

EK ROJ HAMNEIN RULAYA TO WO BURA MAAN GAYE.

Posted by: "R Cool" rcool58@yahoo.com   rcool58

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:34 am (PST)

MERE DIL KO BAHUT JHATKA LAGA JAB MAINE MANDIR MAIN 1 LADKE KO CIGRATE PETE DEKHA , "'"'''"""""""GHORE KALYUG""""""""""
U CAN'T BELIEVE MERE HAATH SE TO DARU KI BOTTLE HI GIR GAYI

PYAR AANKHON SE BATAYA TO WO BURA MAAN GAYE ,
HALE DIL SUNAYA TO WO BURA MAAN GAYE,
WO TOH ROJ RULAYA KARTE THE,
EK ROJ HAMNEIN RULAYA TO WO BURA MAAN GAYE.

16a.

sms

Posted by: "sweetsaachi" sweetsaachi@yahoo.com   sweetsaachi

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:35 am (PST)

de day i stop loving u is de i close my eyes fr ever...

17.

Bank Account of Life....

Posted by: "~*~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:37 am (PST)



Glitter Graphics

 

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18.

My love is like

Posted by: "sadi jan" jan.sadi@gmail.com   jan.sadi

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:41 am (PST)

My love is like
19.

~~*~*~*~*Real beauty ~~*~*~*~*

Posted by: "Saima khan" saimajan4u@gmail.com   min_420

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:44 am (PST)

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*** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

***Deepika: The sexiest woman in the world<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>
*** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

***The world's heaviest man is in love
<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>***<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

*** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>Katrina Kaif looking Cute in Tight
Jeans*** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php><http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

***Giving Birth to Six Kids....Very
Strange<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php?topic=819.0>
*** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

*** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>**Atttractive Mallika Sherawat*
****<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php><http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

***Women with Four Legs
<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php?topic=723.0>***<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

****Greeting Cards/Love friendship<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php?board=3.0>
**** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

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*** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

***Peoples Off with their heads<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php?topic=862.0>
*** <http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

***Wonderful nature
<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php?topic=850.0>***<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

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***Man walking on Water
<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php?topic=821.0>***<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

***world beautiful places
<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php?topic=803.0>***<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>

<http://ourfunforum.com/index.php>
20.

AMAZING Beauty PhotoGraphy Don't Miss Guys (Paintings)

Posted by: "Saima khan" saimajan4u@gmail.com   min_420

Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:55 am (PST)

AMAZING Beauty PhotoGraphy Don't Miss Guys (Paintings)
21.

Single Stroke of the Pen

Posted by: "Farzana Malik" imfarzana@yahoo.com   imfarzana

Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:01 am (PST)

Some time Artist surprise us...........below picutre made by single stroke of the pen...........
22.

Fw: jokes

Posted by: "Damodar Prasad Arya" damodar_basketball@yahoo.com   damodar_basketball

Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:06 am (PST)

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai....
 
O...Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara....
 
Ladka bola - Oye...Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan...
confuse kyu kar rahi hai...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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23.

(no subject)

Posted by: "Damodar Prasad Arya" damodar_basketball@yahoo.com   damodar_basketball

Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:08 am (PST)

 
Dear Friends.....
 
HAQIQAT SAMJHO YA AFSANA
APNA SAMJHO YA BEGANA
HAMARA APNA RISHTA PURANA
ISLEYE HAMARA FARZ HAI AAP KO BATANA
 
Ki
 
THAND SHURU HO CHUKI HAI.....
 
ROZ MAT NAHANA.....

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24.

this is very important.

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:16 am (PST)

this is very important.
25.

LAGI  SHART

Posted by: "rak26_agrawal" rak26_agrawal@yahoo.com   rak26_agrawal

Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:27 am (PST)

BOY TO A GIRL

BOY- MAI TUMHE BINA TUCH KIYE KISS KAR SAKTA HU
GIRL- IMPOSIBLE.
BOY- LAGI SHART 100-100 KI
GIRL-OK
LADKE NE USE KAS KAR KISS KAR LIYA
GIRL- Y Y YE TO TUMNE MUJHE CHHOO LIYA
BOY- HA MAI SHART HAR GAYA YE LO 100/- RUPYE

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