Friday, November 14, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2069

Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries pictures

Messages In This Digest (17 Messages)

1.
Must read From: Deep Chudasama
2.
Heart Touching Poetry From: Samina Khan
3.
Iss qadar zakhm hain nigaahon mein,Roz ek aaiinaa tod detaa huun, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
4a.
joke From: sundu87
5.
Amazing Toilet Funny Dont Miss It From: mamta singh
6.
Flags Everywhere - Photoshop Magic! From: Farzana Malik
7.
(no subject) From: rak26_agrawal
8.
MADAM AAJ PHIR SE PATAKA BANKE AAI HAI From: hemant maheshwari
9.
Super Cute 3D Wallpapers From: Samina Khan
10a.
Re: Her Kadam Pe Intihan Leti Hai Jindagi From: Som Kumar Rana
11a.
SOME SHAYRIS From: Milan Shah
12.
Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain From: shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in
13a.
Friends From: manoj sharma (dehradun)
14.
One Of The Best Illusions I Have Ever Seen From: Bhavna Thadani
15.
Solve It..... From: Bhavna Thadani
16.
Katrina kaif looking very cute in Latest photoshoot From: Meena Iram
17.
Doctor Jokes From: Rajesh Soni

Messages

1.

Must read

Posted by: "Deep Chudasama" er_deep2004@yahoo.com   er_deep2004

Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:03 am (PST)


Dear all friends,
 
Attention please
 
Don't eat Kurkure b'coz it contains high amount of plastic if U don't
believe burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. Pls forward to
all!!!!!!!!!!!
 
News report from Times of India
 
Avoid these tablets they are very dangerous
1. D cold
2. Vicks action- 500
3. Actified
4. Coldarin
5. Cosome
6. Nice
7. Nimulid
8. Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.  Which causes strokes, and
these tablets are banned in U.S.
 
                                                                      
  
Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it)                                     
 
 
Pls do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at
Signals..... .....                                                     
 
                                                                      
  
Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you
get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in
     
Hospitals.
 
They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach
it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the first
    
person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of
the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a
cotton    
bud, DON'T BUY THEM!                                                  
  
                                                                       
  
Please forward to all. This may be helpful for someone   

    DIPAK CHUDASAMA
    ELECON Engineering Co. Ltd.
    Export Cell - Gear Division

    99246 17500
   

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2.

Heart Touching Poetry

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:12 pm (PST)

Jane kis baat ki woh mujh ko saza deta hai,
meri hansti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
kiya koi is tarha apno ko bhula deta hai?

Umar ki rah me raste badal jate hain,
waqat ki andhi mein insan badal jate hain,
Sochte hain thumain aitna yaad na karain lekin,
Ankhain band karte he irade badal jate hain.

Haqeqat na pouch mere afsany ki,
Tery jate he badal gai nazar zamany ki,
log pochtay hain main khush kyon nahi,
kya kahon unhe k meri adat thi tere sang muskurane ki

Tarasti nazron ne har pal us ka sath manga,
jaise asman ne raat main chand manga,
roth gaya woh khuda bhi hum se,
jab hum ne har dua main tumhara sath manga

Woh pyari nigah sada yaad rahegi
mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi
mumkin hai mere baad woh mujhe bhool jaye
lekin umar bhar usse meri wafa yaad rahegi

Jis ghari teri yadon ka sama hota hai
phir moyassar humain aaram kahan hota hai
hosla mujh main nahi tujh ko bhula dene ka
kaam sadiyon ka hai lamho main kahan hota hai

Kab hui pyar ki barsat mujhe yaad nahi
khof main dobi mulaqat mujhe yaad nahi
main to madhosh tha kuch itna us ki chahat main k
us ne kab chor diya sath mujhe yaad nahi.

Doriyan bohat hain magar itna samjh lo
pass reh kar he koi khas nahi hota
tum es qadar pass ho mere dil k
mujhe doriyon ka ehsaas nahi hota.

Tumhari yaadon main jalna ajeeb lagta hai
dhere dhere piglhna ajeeb lagta hai
sari duniya badal jaye to mujhe faraq nahi parta
ek tera badal jana ajeeb lagta hai

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

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Iss qadar zakhm hain nigaahon mein,Roz ek aaiinaa tod detaa huun,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:53 pm (PST)

Iss qadar zakhm hain nigaahon mein,
Roz ek aaiinaa tod detaa huun,
 
Khud ko parhtaa huun, chhod detaa huun,
Aik varq roz mod detaa huun,
 
Iss qadar zakhm hain nigaahon mein,
Roz ek aaiinaa tod detaa huun,
 
Main pujaarii baraste phuulon ka,
Chhuu ke shaakhon ko chhod detaa huun,
 
Kaasa-e-shab mein khuun suuraj kaa,
Qatraa qatraa nichod detaa huun,
 
Kaanpte honth bhiigtii palkein,
Baat adhuurii hii chhod detaa huun,
 
mail compiled by,
jass_cancerian

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4a.

joke

Posted by: "sundu87" sundu87@yahoo.com   sundu87

Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:00 pm (PST)

2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.

Ek bola: Teri BV kaisi hai?

2: Blue Eyes, Rosy Lips & Charming, Aur teri?

1: Meri chor teri dhondhte he

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5.

Amazing Toilet Funny Dont Miss It

Posted by: "mamta singh" s.mammu20@gmail.com   s.mammu20

Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:10 pm (PST)

Amazing Toilet Funny Dont Miss It
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6.

Flags Everywhere - Photoshop Magic!

Posted by: "Farzana Malik" imfarzana@yahoo.com   imfarzana

Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:23 pm (PST)

Flags Everywhere - Photoshop Magic!
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(no subject)

Posted by: "rak26_agrawal" rak26_agrawal@yahoo.com   rak26_agrawal

Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:26 pm (PST)

bibi- a ji mai khoobsoorat jyada hu ki mera figger jyada pasand
hai,,,????
pati- mujhe tumhara ye MAJAK jyda pasand hai

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8.

MADAM AAJ PHIR SE PATAKA BANKE AAI HAI

Posted by: "hemant maheshwari" mahi2007_hemant@yahoo.com   ganeshkumble11

Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:43 pm (PST)


ASHMAN PE KALI GHATA CHAI HAI,

AAJ PHIR HAMNE PRINCIPAL SE DAT KHAI HAI,

WOH KEHTE HAI SUDHAR JAO, KAISE SUDHRE,

MADAM AAJ PHIR SE PATAKA BANKE AAI HAI.

HEMANT MAHESHWARI

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Super Cute 3D Wallpapers

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:09 am (PST)

Super Cute 3D Wallpapers
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10a.

Re: Her Kadam Pe Intihan Leti Hai Jindagi

Posted by: "Som Kumar Rana" somkumar.rana@yahoo.com   somkumar.rana

Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:37 am (PST)

Dear pinkey
Really, you write a good shayri. Now a days some people do not know "what is the real defination of friendship'.I think friendship,s 2nd name is secrifise and true love every time for friend but it seems you know well
Thanks
SOM KUMAR RANA

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Sent: Sunday, 9 November, 2008 10:19:44 PM
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] Her Kadam Pe Intihan Leti Hai Jindagi

 

Her Kadam Pe Intihan Leti Hai Jindagi,

Her Vakt Naye Sadame Deti Hai Jindagi,

Hum Jingdagi Se Shikva Bhi Kaise Kare,

Aap Sa Dost Bhi To Bhi To Deti Hai Jindagi.

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11a.

SOME SHAYRIS

Posted by: "Milan Shah" milan@milan.co.ke   milan512456

Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:58 am (PST)

Har kadam pe dhoke milte rahege
Par fiza me phool phir bhi khilte rahege
Yeh haqeeqat hai log aksar badal jate hai
Par phir bhi anjaano se dil milte rehte hai..!!
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Intezaar ka Jo Meetha Dard diya hai aapne,
Mujh par bada Ehsaan kiya hai aapne.
Ab yeh HICHKIYAN bhi to nahi aati,
Jo soch lu ki Yaad kiya hai Aapne..
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Tera Shukriya kuchh is tarah se adaa karun,
Tu kare bewafai main sada wafa karun,
Meri mohabbat NE bas itna shikhaya mujhe,
Khud mit jaaooo par tere liya duaa karun...
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Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain

Posted by: "shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   j4jokes11

Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:12 am (PST)

Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain,

Dil ke sabse kareeb hai.

na koi call na koi SMS,

kya aap SUDAMA se bhi GARIB Hai? <http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/>

[her kadam pe dhoke milte rahenge]
<http://bestindiansms.blogspot.com/>
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13a.

Friends

Posted by: "manoj sharma (dehradun)" manoj.dehradun@yahoo.com   manoj.dehradun

Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:17 am (PST)

woh jab bhi dekhte honge aaina khud sharma jate honge,
nigahe jab takrati hongi to hum nazar aate honge.

Regard's     Manoj Sharma +91 9410102707 













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14.

One Of The Best Illusions I Have Ever Seen

Posted by: "Bhavna Thadani" bhavna_thadani@yahoo.com   bhavna_thadani

Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:22 am (PST)

Are these items moving? Or are they perfectly still??

One teacher said, "I felt like they were all moving... but slowly. Kind of like, they were breathing."

The pictures attached are used to test the level of stress a person can handle.

The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.

Alleged criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly; however, senior citizens and kids see them standing still.
None of these images are animated - they are perfectlystill. 
 
Bhavna

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15.

Solve It.....

Posted by: "Bhavna Thadani" bhavna_thadani@yahoo.com   bhavna_thadani

Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:29 am (PST)

 
Bhavna
1.
X IS ABOVE GOD..........
X IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR GOD.........
X IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOVE.........
IF WE EAT X WE WILL DIE.........
X IS A SEVEN LETTER WORD........
WHAT IS X???????
 
 
 
2.
X IS A SEVEN LETTER WORD....
IF WE REMOVE ONE LETTER IT STILL REMAINS SAME.....
IF WE REMOVE TWO LETTERS IT STILL REMAINS SAME.....
IF WE REMOVE ALL LETTERS IT STILL REMAINS SAME.....
WHAT IS X????????
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16.

Katrina kaif looking very cute in Latest photoshoot

Posted by: "Meena Iram" meena.iram@yahoo.com   meena.iram

Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:36 am (PST)

Katrina kaif looking very cute in Latest photoshoot
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17.

Doctor Jokes

Posted by: "Rajesh Soni" rjl_zeel2000@yahoo.co.in   rjl_zeel2000

Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:24 am (PST)


1.गीता अपने पति को लेकर मानसिक चिकित्सालय पहुंची।
  गीता (डॉक्टर से)- पता नहीं इन्हें क्यों शंका हो गई है कि ये वजन करने की मशीन हैं।
  डॉक्टर ने पति से कुछ प्रश्न किए पर उसने कोई उत्तर नहीं दिया।
  डॉक्टर (गीता से)- ये बोलते क्यों नहीं हैं?
  गीता- बोले कैसे? पहले 50 पैसे का सिक्का इनके मुंह में तो डालिए।
 

2. डॉक्टर (मोहन से)- तो इस इलाज से आपकी स्मरण शक्ति सुधर रही है। आपको सब बातें 
   याद   रहती हैं न?
  मोहन (डॉक्टर से)- बिल्कुल तो याद नहीं रहतीं लेकिन इतना सुधार हुआ है कि मुझे याद आ 
  जाता है कि मैं कुछ भूल गया हूं परंतु क्या भूल गया हूं यह याद नहीं आता।
 

3. डॉक्टर ने मरीज से, जिसके हाथ की उंगली में दाग पड़ गया था, कहा कि वह अपनी उंगली खूब
   गरम पानी में एप्सम साल्ट डालकर भिगोये रखे।
  अगले दिन मरीज लौटकर आया à¤"र उसने उंगली पहले से अच्छी होने की सूचना दी। लेकिन
  उसने एप्सम साल्ट नही, आटे की पुल्टिस बांधी थी।
  तो तुमने मेरी सलाह नहीं मानी। डॉक्टर बिगड़ा। डॉक्टर साहब, इसमें मेरा कोई दोष नहीं। मेरी 
  साली हमारे यहां आई हुई है à¤"र उसने जबरदस्ती आटे की पुल्टिस बांध दी।
  अजीब बेवकूफी है। मेरी सास जो मेरे साथ रहती है, एप्सम साल्ट के ऊपर जोर देती हैं। डॉक्टर
  ने अपना दिल खोला।
 

4. आपकी तबीयत अब बिल्कुल ठीक है। आज जा सकते हैं à¤"र हां, यह मेरी फीस का बिल, केवल
    तीस रूपए।
   तीस रूपए? डॉक्टर साहब, मेरे पास तीस रूपए नहीं हैं। अच्छा तो ऐसा करो तुम केवल दस
   रूपए दे दो।
   साहब मेरे पास तो दस भी नही हैं?
   तो पांच दे दो।
  मेरे पास तो पांच भी नहीं हैं। मेरे पास कुछ भी नहीं है।
  डॉक्टर को क्रोध आया। गुस्से में बोला- यदि तुम्हारे पास कुछ नहीं था तो मुझ जैसे बड़े à¤"र 
  इतने महंगे डॉक्टर के पास क्यों आए?
  अब मरीज को भी क्रोध आ गया। बोला- डॉक्टर साहब, मैं एक बात बता दूं। जब मेरे स्वास्थ्य की
 बात होती है तो मैं उसके सामने पैसों की बिल्कुल परवाह नहीं करता।
 

5. मरीज (डॉक्टर से)- डॉक्टर साहब, आपने तो गजब कर दिया। जो दांत आपने उखाड़ा है, वह  
    नहीं। मुझे तो ऊपर से तीसरा दांत उखड़वाना था।
    डॉक्टर (मरीज से)- घबराइए नहीं मैं बारी-बारी से ही दांतों को उखाड़ने जा रहा हूं
 
 
    RAJESH

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