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Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:26 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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We all forward jokes and other messages...pls forward this message to all your friends and request them to forward it to their friends too.
VERY IMPORTANT: Max Temperatures recorded in some Indian cities:
Lucknow 47 degreesDelhi 47 degreesAgra 45 degreesNagpur 46 degreesKota 48 degreesHyderabad 45 degreesPune 42 degreesAhmedabad 46 degrees
Next year these cities will cross 50 degrees. Even AC or fan will not save you in summer.
Why is it so hot ?????
In last 10 years over 10 crore trees were cut for widening roads and highways. But not a single tree has been planted by govt or public.
How to make India a cool?????
Please do not wait for government to plant trees.
Sowing seeds or planting trees does not cost much.
Just collect seeds of fruits like Mango, Lemon, Jamun, Custard apple, Jack fruit, etc.
Then dig two inch hole on open spaces, roadside, footpaths, highways, gardens and also in your society or bungalow.
Bury these seeds in each hole with soil and then water them every two days in summer.
In rainy season no need to water them.
After 15 to 30 days small plants will be born.
Please nurture them and ensure they grow big.
Let us make this a National movement and plant 10 crore trees all over India.
We should stop temperature from crossing 50 degrees.....
Please plant maximum trees and forward this message to everyone Lets distribute saplings as return gifts during functions birthdays etc.
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Want to make your school-kids stress-free?
Then fwd this msg to all your contacts so that it reaches the education minister and also our newly elected govt.
Parents pay school fees for 365 daysParents pay bus fees for 365 daysParents pay tiffinwala fees for 365 days + bonusParents keep drivers and pay them for 365 days + bonus
But
In return the school is working for almost 155 days. details as follows1. sundays 52 days 2. Saturdays 52 days3. Summer vacation 45 days4. Christmas vacation 10 days5. Diwali vacation 21 days6. Ganpati vacation 10 days7. Misc holidays 20 days
So, our kids are off school for 210 days holidays out of 365 days, which is not even half of the year.
And the teachers try to finish the portion/curriculum rushingly in these few days.
So the kids hardly understand anything in school where the speed is extreme high from the teaching staff who are also under pressure.
Also parents think that their child is not studying properly so they pay thousands of money for tutions and classes where the playing time of the children is sacrificed and the child cannot enjoy his childhood. If the child does not understand in school how can he give good results.
Fwd this to give your child a better future
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Small child to his mummymummy me aaj rat ko susu karne gaya to pata he kya.huwaMom : nahi tu bataChild : mumma mene jeshe hi bathroom ka darwaza khola na To light apne aap chalu ho gay.........
Tu pachho freez ma mutryo....
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बचपन की वोह अमीरी न जाने कहाँ खो गई
वरना बारिश के पानी में हमारे कई जहाज चला करते थे ।
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Ladies have taken out a big morcha at Ghatkopar Metro Reliance office protesting the start of Metro as their husbands now reach home 2 hours early
and they do not get time for whatsapp.
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वजह नफरतों की तलाशी जाती हैं,
मोहब्बतें तो बिन वजह
ही हो जाया करती हैं…!
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Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:26 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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"किस रावण की काटूं बाहें,
किस लंका को आग लगाऊँ..!
घर घर रावण पग पग लंका,
इतने राम कहाँ से लाऊँ"..
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नफरतों का असर देखो,जानवरों का बटंवारा हो गया,
गाय हिन्दू हो गयी ;और बकरा मुसलमान हो गया.
मंदिरो मे हिंदू देखे,मस्जिदो में मुसलमान,
शाम को जब मयखाने गया ;तब जाकर दिखे इन्सान..।।
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हर एक इंसान हवा में उड़ता फिरता है..
फिर ना जाने जमीन पर इतनी भीड़ क्यों है..
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ना तोल मेरी मोहब्बत अपनी दिल्लगी से,
देख कर मेरी चाहत को अक्सर तराजू टूट जाते हैं....!!
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खवाहिश नही मुझे मशहुर होने की ..
आप मुझे पहचानते हो बस इतना ही काफी है..
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जब भी देखता हुं हसते खिलखिलाते चेह्ररे लोगों के,
दुआ करता हुं इन्हे कभी मोहब्बत ना हो..!"
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गरीबी सो गयी चैन की नीद फुटपाथ पे …
अमीरी नरम बिस्तर पे करवटे बदलती रही !!
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Awesome one.. Must read
Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuchnahi tha...... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...naam hai.........
Scroll down to find out his answer
Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hai !
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab.. jaane do na... mere paas bahut KAAM hai, ....... Jo Tumare pas nahi hai..
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria SILENTLY...
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4 boys on bike..Police:
look behind...and says:" saalo 5wa kaha gir gaya.......Jisne Party Deni Thi
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A man who eats Chicken from his own poultry is actually a Vegetarian .....
Cos .......
Ghar Ki Murgi Dal Barabar
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EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.
shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwazy the,1 pe rishtedar dusre pe dost likha tha.
pathan, dosto wale darwaze se enter huwa.Aagee phir 2 darwaze the,1 pe ladies dosre pe gents likha tha.
Pathan, gents wale darwaze se enter hua.wahan 2 or darwaze the,1 pe gift dene wala doosre pe baghair gift wala likha tha.
pathan baghair gift waale darwazy mein enter ho gaya.
Jab dekha to pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!
Aurrr likha tha:sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi,Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ?
JA JA hawa khhaa..:'
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