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Digest #3422
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VERY TRUE -"MONEY IS YOURS BUT RESOURCES BELONG TO THE SOCIETY." by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:23 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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एक अजीब सी दौड़ है ये ज़िन्दगी, जीत जाओ तो कई अपने पीछे छूट जाते हैं,
और हार जाओ तो अपने ही पीछे छोड़ जाते हैं।.....
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Trust a person to that extent,
That he feels guilty to cheat you; and
Care a person to that extent,
That he fears to loose you...!
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लड़की- एक बात सुनो तुम मेरे लिए क्या कर सकते हो?लड़का- जो तुम कहो darling!!लड़की- क्या चाँद ला सकते हो?
लड़का गया और कुछ चीज़ छिपा कर लाया और लड़की से कहा आँखे बंद करो।
और वो चीज़ लड़की के हाथो में दी। फिर लड़की से आँखे खोलने को कहा।
लड़की की आँखों में आंसू थे। क्योकि उसकी हाथो में एक आइना था जिसमे उस लड़की का चेहरा नज़र आ रहा था।
लड़की ने कहा - How Romantic तुम मुझे चाँद सा समझते हो।
लड़का बोला- नहीं मैं तो तुझे सिर्फ ये समझा रहा था जिस मुह से चाँद मांग रही हैं, वो थोबड़ा कभी आईने में भी देखा था या नहीं।
हंसो और हँसो
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कौन अमीर हैं यहाँ?
ख्वाहिशें सबकी जैसी अधूरी हो यहाँ…
कोई मंदिर के अन्दर भीख मांगता हैं,
कोई मंदिर के बाहर...
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Grammar Teacher: Iss muhaavre ka udaahran do
"Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana"
Santa : Hindustaaniyon ka raat bhar jaag kar Fifa World Cup dekhna!
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Aashiqui 2' dekh k pata chala ki.....1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai,but...DARU nahi chhod sakta.....Piyo bhai piyo...Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti.Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti.
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♡ किसी टूटे हुए मकान की तरह हो गया है ये दिल,
कोई रहता भी नही, और कमबख्तबिकता भी नही..♡
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शब्द तोह हमेशा दिल से निकलते है ,
दिमाग से तो शब्दों के मतलब निकलते है ..
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Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:24 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
One Line Humor...
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it...
Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:24 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Germany is a highly industrialized country.
In such a country, many will think its people lead a luxurious life.
When we arrived at Hamburg , my colleagues walked into the restaurant, we noticed that a lot of tables were empty. There was a table where a young couple was having their meal. There were only two dishes and two cans of beer on the table. I wondered if such simple meal could be romantic, and whether the girl will leave this stingy guy.
There were a few old ladies on another table. When a dish is served, the waiter would distribute the food for them, and they would finish every bit of the food on their plates.
As we were hungry, our local colleague ordered more food for us.When we left, there was still about one third of un-consumed food on the table.
When we were leaving the restaurant, the old ladies spoke to us in English, we understood that they were unhappy about us wasting so much food.
"We paid for our food, it is none of your business how much food we left behind," my colleague told the old ladies. The old ladies were furious. One of them immediately took her hand phone out and made a call to someone. After a while, a man in uniform from Social Security organisation arrived. Upon knowing what the dispute was, he issued us a 50 Euro fine. We all kept quiet.
The officer told us in a stern voice, "ORDER WHAT YOU CAN CONSUME, MONEY IS YOURS BUT RESOURCES BELONG TO THE SOCIETY. THERE ARE MANY OTHERS IN THE WORLD WHO ARE FACING SHORTAGE OF RESOURCES. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO WASTE RESOURCES."
The mindset of people of this rich country put all of us to shame. WE REALLY NEED TO REFLECT ON THIS. We are from country which is not very rich in resources. To save face, we order large quantity and also waste food when we give others a treat.
(Courtesy: A friend who is now changed a lot)
THE LESSON IS:- THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT CHANGING OUR BAD HABITS. Expecting acknowledgment, that u read the message and forward to your contacts.
VERY TRUE -"MONEY IS YOURS BUT RESOURCES BELONG TO THE SOCIETY."
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