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Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:29 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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"Lead YOUR Life similar to a Dictionary!!
Provide meaning to only those who refer YOU!
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जो हो "दिल" के आईने में, वही है "दोस्ती" के क़ाबिल,
वर्ना "दीवार" के क़ाबिल तो हर "तस्वीर" होती है..
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Sarthak Agarwal topped HSC by scoring 99.6%.These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook..Don&#
1. Don't publish this fact in newspaper. We have parents to answer
2. Itna to mere phone ka battery bhi charge nahi hota...
3. Ye ladka kalpanic hai iska vastav se koi sambandh nhi hai
4. Badhai ho....par aaj 8 saal ho gaye mere XII k results ko, aaj fir daant padi.
5. apsara pencil se likha ho tha to 0.4% bhi mil jate........
6. Tu roadie nahi banega..U dont give ur 100% - Raghu
6. Mere purre graduation k 3 saal ka total bhi itna nai jitna tu ek exam mein laya hai kaminey..
7. Not a big deal...His tutor is Rajnikant
8. Congrats dude, you are the reason my parents have so many expectations.
9. Itna toh dettol, kitanu nai maarta...
10. See Sarthak, i dnt knw wat tough times u wuld hav gone thru.. lekin beta is tarah se padhaai pe gussa nahi nikalte..!!
11. Main toh agar apna paper khud check karta toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata"
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कुछ लोगों का दिल जीत लिया आकर इसबरसात ने....
और कुछ इस सोच में डूबे हैं की आज रातवो सोयेंगे कहाँ.......
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A police man in kerela sees a beggar crying loud.
Police : what is the matter.
Beggar : matter is anything that occupies space and has mass.
Lol height of literacy in kerela
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A shocking note left by a wife while going outfor shopping"
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Indians excited about FIFA World Cup is like
Brazilians celebrating Karwachauth.
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Dharmender drinking wine: "Aaj sharab chadd q nhi rahi h?"
Hema: "Kent RO purifier se purify kar diya isliye"
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Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:29 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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कितनी अलग हैं उनकी फितरत में अंदाज़ ऐ मोहब्बत।
रोज़ एक ज़ख्म देकर कहते हैं अपना ख्याल रखना।।
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गिरा दे जितना पानी है तेरी आगोश में...ऐ बादल...
ये प्यास किसी के मिलने से ही बुझेगी....तेरे बरसने से नहीं....
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Superb
Beautifull lines by sweet daughter....
Sham ho gaighumne chalo na papa ....!!
Chalte chalte thak gaikandhe pe bitha lo na papa ....!!
Andhere se dar lagta haiSeene se laga lo na papa ....!!
Mummy toh so gaiAap hi thapki dekar sula do na papa ....!!
School toh puri huiCollege jaane do na papa ....!!
College mei chhoti si galti ho gaimaaf kar do na papa ....!!
Chhoti si bhul ki itni badi sazajab doli mein bitha hi diya toaansu to mat bahao napapa ....!!
Aapki muskurahat acchi haiek bar muskurao na papa ....!!
Aapne meri har baat maaniek bat aur maan bhi jao na papa ....!!
Iss dharti pe bojh nahi hu maiDuniya ko smjhao na papa ....
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पूजा की थाली बनानी हो अगर
भूखे की थाली में रोटी डाल दो महेश दुबे
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तेरे संग भीँगू मैँ मोहब्बत की बरसात मेँ.........
खुदा करे उसके बाद तुजे इश्क का बुखार हो जाए ...🎭
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I think RBI should declare "Eclairs" as the new one Rupee and
"Chloromint&qu
Saala har dukandaar chhutte ki jagah yahi deta hai...!!
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Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge..:-)..
Gir gaye to..?
I care for you !!
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अब कहा जरुरत है हाथों मे पत्थर उठाने की,
तोडने वाले तो जुबान से ही दिल तोड देते हैं.....
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