Thursday, July 17, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3418

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Digest #3418
Story about Happiness (16.07.14) by "Mahesh Popat"
Shayaris, Jokes, Quote (17.07.14) by "Mahesh Popat"
Informative by "Mahesh Popat"
Quote, Jokes, Shyaris (17.07.14) by "Mahesh Popat"
Story- A man was an avid gardner... by "Mahesh Popat"


Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:35 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"


This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning.
So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness.
The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors.
The counselor then said to the rich lady "I'm going to ask Mary here to tell u how she found happiness. All I want u to do is listen to her."
So the old lady put down her broom and sat on a chair and told her story:
"Well, my husband died of malaria and three months later my only son was killed by a car. I had nobody. I had nothing left. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, I never smiled at anyone, I even thought of taking my own life. Then one evening a little kitten followed me home from work. Somehow I felt sorry for that kitten. It was cold outside, so I decided to let the kitten in. I got some milk, and the kitten licked the plate clean. Then it purred and rubbed against my leg and, for the first time in months, I smiled.
Then I stopped to think, if helping a little kitten could make me smile, may be doing something for people could make me happy.
So, the next day I baked some biscuits and took them to a neighbor who was sick in bed.
Every day I tried to do something nice for someone. It made me so happy to see them happy.
Today, I don't know of anybody who sleeps and eats better than I do.I've found happiness, by giving it to others."
When she heard this, the rich lady cried. She had everything that money could buy, but she had lost the things which money cannot buy.
"The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are; but on how happy others can be because of you..."
Happiness is not a destination, it's a journey. 
Happiness is not tomorrow, it is now. 
Happiness is not dependency, it is a decision. 
Happiness is what you are, not what you have..

Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:08 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



दूकानदार एक औरत को कपड़े
दिखा दिखा कर थक गया ...आखिर बोला, मुझे अफसोस हैकी आपको कोई कपड़ा पसंदनहीं आया.औरत:" कोई बात नहीं .........मै तो वैसेभी सब्जी लेने आई थी........


नज़र रखो अपने 'विचार' पर,क्योंकि वे ''शब्द'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'शब्द' पर,क्योंकि वे ''कार्य'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'कार्य' पर,क्योंकि वे ''स्वभाव'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'स्वभाव' पर,क्योंकि वे ''आदत'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'आदत' पर,क्योंकि वे ''चरित्र'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'चरित्र' पर,क्योंकि उससे ''जीवन आदर्श'' बनते हैँ।


New latest ad on OLX:
"Great offer!!!
 First class pass from Kasara to CSTM, only 3 month used, 9 month validity left, 
with branded dust proof plastic cover free in just 6000 only.

Want to sell urgently, shifting to USA next month.

Its now, after becoming a Parent, we realize that when our parents said 

they can't afford to buy something (irrelevant) which we demanded, 

but paying our fees was more Important.


Avoid travelling via juhu scheme road no 4. ...

Anu Malik is standing in his balcony and singing 
"Dekho Baarish Ho Rahi Hai.. It's Raining"

When you lose, don't lose the lesson.


"वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, 

हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि, 

वह 'रद्दी' बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी." 

Aaj mausam kitna khush- Gawah ho gaya. 

Khatm sabhi ka intezar ho gaya

Barish ki boonde giri kuch is tarah se. 

Laga jaise falak ko zameen se pyar ho gaya.


Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:08 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"


Dear all,

We may be facing water shortage issue due to below average rain fall. 
The trend is not promising this year. 
We as a responsive citizen we must bring in changes in our daily water usage pattern. This is a collective responsibility. 
We should not blame local administration. 

Few tips to use water;

1. For bathing stop using showers, bath tub etc. Instead follow old style of bucket and mug.

2. Please do not wash clothes in washing machine instead washing by hand is advisable.

3. Please do not shave under running tap.

4. Please do not wash car,vehicles daily. You may opt for leaning with damp cloth.

5. For watering of plants do not use fresh water.

6. Please advise maid servant not to clean utensils, dishes etc under running tap.

7. Please have a look at leakages on taps around you and replace washers in toilet and bath fittings.

8. Water harvesting is mantra for survival.

We do toward many msgs around, please please forward this message and create awareness to save water. 
It is our moral duty to help each other.

Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:08 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"


" Talk slowly but think quickly." ~ Unknown


Alert from Mumbai weather department - 

stay out of the house and enjoy the rain..... 

We don't know when will you get this opportunity again


जिस दिन आपने अपनी जिन्दगी को खुलकर जी लिया वही दिन आपका है,

बाकि तो सिर्फ केलेंडर की तारीखे है


महसूस हो रहीँ है हवा मे उसकी खुशबु ,
लगता है मेरी याद मेँ वो सांसे ले रहे है...


 प्यार तो सभी करते दुनिया मे पर...

 जिससे ममता मिले उसे "आई" केहते है... 

तेल से तो सभी जलाते है दिय़े .... 

जो पानी से जलाय़े उसे "साई" केहते है....


Short but a vry deep thought:

 `Do u want happiness in life!
 If yes...
Then nevr be a begger of love, always be a donar of it.


Chinese never get upset after breakups.

They know that they will find an exactly same looking partner within minutes.


Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:17 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"


Guys Read COMPLETE message if you don't want to miss smthng gr8...... 

A man was an avid gardner...
 Saw a small butterfly laying a few eggs in one of the pots in his garden since that day 
he looked at the egg with ever growing curiosity and eagerness. 

The egg started to move and shake a little. 
He was exited to see a new life coming up right in front of his eyes. 
He spent hours watching the egg now. 
The egg started to expand and develop cracks.. 
A tiny head and antennae started to come out ever so slowly. 

The man's excitement knew no bounds he got his magnifying glasses and sat to watch the life and body of a pupa coming out. 

He saw the struggle of the tender pupa and couldn't resisit his urge to HELP. 
He went and got a tender forcep the help the egg break, 
a nip here a nip there to help the struggling life. And LO! 

The pupa was out the man was ecstatic! 
He waited now each day for the pupa to grow and fly abt like a beautiful butterfly, 
but Alas that never happened the larvae pupa had a oversized head and kept crawling along in the pot for the full 4 weeks and died!

 Depressed the man went to his botanist friend and asked the reason. 
His friend told him the struggle to break out of the egg helps the larvae to send blood to its wings and the head push helps the head to remain small so that the tender wings can support it thru its 4 week life cycle, 
in his eagerness to help the man destroyed a beautiful life! 

Struggles help all of us, that's why a wee bit of effort goes a long way to develop our strength to face life's difficulties! 
As parents, we sometimes go too far trying to help and protectour kids from life's harsh realities and disappointments. 

We don't want our kids to struggle like we did.

But Harvard psychiatrist Dr. Dan Kindlon says thatoverprotected children are more likely to struggle inrelationships and with challenges.

We're sending our kids the message that they're not capableof helping themselves.

To quote clinical psychologist Dr. Wendy Mogel:"It is Our Job to prepare Our Children for the Road..., & Not prepare the road for Our Children..."

All parents. Do read it

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