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Digest #3421
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Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:26 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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EXPECT more from Yourself than from Others
Becoz
EXPECTATION from others HURTS a lot
While EXPECTATION from yourself INSPIRES a lot.
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Manager ne joke sunaya...
sub employees hasne lage, except one..
Manager poocha usko.."
Employee: "sir mera doosre company me job confirm ho gaya hai...."
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1st Sharabi: Ye tum har peg ke baad pocket se nikaal kar kya dekhte ho?
2nd Sharabi: Biwi ki photo, Jab sundar lagne lagegi to iska matlab chadh gayi hai.!
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A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???
Other Girl in group replied:It will also become Windows-14.
All guys left group
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Jus couldnt resist posting this..
Watch ur finger closely.The ink u got on ur nail after voting might still be there on ur finger tip..!!Ur nail itself doesnt grow so fast..
and u expect development to happen in such a quick time?? Keep calm !!
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'KaranArjun&#
Kyunki Dono ka hi surname 'Aayenge&#
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Brazil jaise hari hai
unka dukh to sirf congress hi samaj sakti hai.
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Do you know...Yesterday at BJP office Piyush Goel narrated a small story about Modi ji's friday visit to JK..
after the train flag off, Modi ji went to Uri which is 4 km from LOC.
He inquired about education of the population and got to know that the entire area had only 1 school and that was Kendriya Vidhaylaya and that too upto class 10...
When Modi ji enquired about 11/12 he was told that students go to srinagar -30km and daily up down is NOT possible.
So Modi ji immediately called up HRD minister and ensured that by the time he left from Uri by 4 pm, not only 11/12 was announced, but admission process and session starting day too!!
This is Governance at its BEST.
None of the biased media wud cover.-
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Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:26 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Vakt Ki Vakalat na Karna Mere Samne..
SaBse Jyada Dhoka..
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Brazil 4-0 Germany2002: Brazil 2-0 Germany2004: Brazil 1-1 Germany_____
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Never understood the logic behind hiding the Groom's shoes for money??
If you hide his Bride that night, you can earn in lakhs..
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Senior trying to set a password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabba
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabba
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabba
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50Bl
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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One day cigarette will be put in a museum & a guy will point at
'classic mild' and
#ModiBudget
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With the right Music;
You either forget everything;
Or
You remember everything.
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A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'
ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd.
Instead of barking, he's laughing.
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Exam Hall में बैठकर हम यही सोचते हैं
कि हमारी याददाश्त बहुत कमजोर है…
लेकिन,
जिससे कभी प्यार किया हो
और उसे भूलना चाहो........तो लगता है कि जैसे सारी दुनिया के काजू बादाम हमने ही खा रखे हों.....
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We know what we want,
but often forget what we really need .....
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With so much allocation in budget ..
50 cr extra has been set aside to arrest those who are sending requests for Candy crush :
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