Monday, May 3, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2604

Messages In This Digest (7 Messages)

1.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 401-402-403-404-405-406-407-408-409-410 From: neha s
2.
Tips to Health From: ` JA$M!NE `
3.
....No Words .... From: Loveever
4.
MAKE YOUR AIM From: Pradeep Sharma
5.
Life Pattern From: Shamina Bhanpurawala
6.
This poem is dedicated to all my friends ..... From: tofiq_sonu
7.
Ouzzle dtd 25.02.2010 From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~

Messages

1.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 401-402-403-404-405-406-407-408-409-410

Posted by: "neha s" nehashah20f@yahoo.com   nehashah20f

Sun May 2, 2010 7:37 am (PDT)




NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 401

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 401
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Ham to phir bhi insaan hai,
Khuda bhi unase nahi bach paayega.
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Kuch ulje huye sawaalo se darta hai dil,
Na jaane kyon tanhaai me behta hai dil,
Aapko paane ka khyaal koi badi baat nahi,
Bas kho dene ke khyaal se darta hai dil.
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Is saal barsaat me tum yaad aaye bahut,
Har bheegi huyi raat me tum yaad aaye bahut,
Bajti rahi shehnaai behte rahe aansu,
Ek dost ki baaraat me tum yaad aaye bahut.
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Sanam ham aapke bina ek pal bhi reh nahi sakte,
Mere jeete jee aap kisi ke bilkul ho nahi sakte.
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Duniya ne mere ishq ko badnaam kar diya,
Meri tamaam hasrato ko nakaam kar diya,
Wo badan jo kabhi meri baaho ki janat tha,
Us badan ko gair ke naam kar diya.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 402

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 402
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Mere mehboob teri kasam aaj bhi tujhse pyaar,
Koi kuch bhi kare, magar pyaar kabhi mitata nahi.
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Aankhon ki aawaaj kuch aur hoti hai,
Aansu ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,
Kaun chaahta hai bichadna aapse,
Wo to waqt ki maar hoti hai.
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jise shaadi huyi wo kaali hai,
Kaali hai phir bhi lagti wo laali hai,
Saath dono ka nibhega kaise,
Main sada hu aur wo fashion waali hai.
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Jindagi barbaad ho gayi hai meri,
Isme koi shak nahi hai,
Tumse ek baar mil saku,
Kya mujhe itna bhi hak nahi hai?
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Har ek lamha dil bekaraar rehta hai,
Har aahat par tera intajaar rehta hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 403

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 403
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Kya khata hamse huyi jo dushaman jamana ho gaya,
Dushman huye sab mere, har apna begana ho gaya,
Kaun jaane hoga kya isi soch me goom hu main,
Duniya to ye kehne lagi ki main deewana ho gaya.
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Mere dukh ki koi dawa na karo,
Mujhako mujhase abhi juda na karo,
Ye sikhaya hai dosti ne hame,
Dost bankar kabhi daga na karo.
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Chup rehte hai ki koi khata na ho jaaye,
Hamse koi ruswa na ho jaaye,
Badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai,
Milane se pehle hee juda na ho jaaye.
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Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,
Kab badal jaaye najar hi to hai,
Tu mere saath ki aadat mat daalna ae dost,
Kab bichad jaaye safar hi to hai.
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Na milta gam to barbaadi ke afasaane kaha jaate,
Duniya agar hoti chaman to wiraane kaha jaate.
Chalo acha hua apno me koi gair to nikla,
Sabhi agar hote apne to begane kaha jaate.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 404

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 404
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Shaayad tum ye nahi jaanti ki
Main tumhe kitna chaahta hu,
Koi to bahut chaahta hai magar main
Jaan se bhi jyada chaahta hu.
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Har pal saath rehne ki kasam khaayi hai,
Maine har rasm ulfat nibhaayi hai,
Yum daaman bacha kar phoolo me jaa baithe,
Mere aangan main to sirf tanhaai hai.
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Nahi bhula sakta main tere husn ki garmiya,
Wo tumhaare hotho ki wo mehak saanso ki.
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Jamaane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,
Thokar na lagi hoti to bach gaye hote,
Bandhe the bas teri dosti ke dhaage me,
Warna kab ke ham bikhar gaye hote.
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Aawaj to aati hai teri lekin tere
Lekin tere hotho ka ehasaas nahi hota,
Tujhe dekhne ki chaahat tadpa jaati hai mujhe,
Jaane kyon ye sapna mera sach nahi hota.
*****************************
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 405

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 405
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Pilana farj tha kuch bhi pila diya hota,
Sharaab kam thi to paani mila diya hota.
Agar jubaan par sharm aur haya ka pehra tha,
To muskura kar sar hi hila diya hota.
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Is pyaar me koi mara,
To koi ghaayal ho gaya,
Kisi ne de dee jaan,
To koi paagal ho gaya.
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Is ajnabi shehar me teri yaad aati hai bahut,
Dil ko raat hi tadpaati hai bahut.
*****************************
Main door bahut tere shehar se nikal aaya hu,
Tamaam yaade khyaal sab peeche chod aaya hu,
Tu jaha bhi rahe khush rahe, sada salaamat rahe,
Main apni prem kahani ka rukh mod aaya hu.
*****************************
Meri jindagi me shaamil jab tu sanam nahi tha,
Teri hi kasam yaar mujhe koi gam nahi tha,
Meri kahani dukh dard udaasi me doobi hai,
Yakeen tha tujh par mujhe koi bharam nahi tha.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 406

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 406
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Mehafil me jab dekha achaanak unako,
Unse gujar kar aati hawa sharaab hone lagi,
Unhone aa kar haal-chaal pooch liya mera,
Jaane kyon meri haalaat kharaab hone lagi.
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Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Hamne bhi gehraai me jana chod diya,
Jab usko hi doori ka ehsaas nahi,
Hamne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya.
*****************************
Jisane luta hai mera dil,
Ye usi ki pehchaan hai,
Phoolo ki baarish ki hi tarah,
Uski muskaan hai.
*****************************
Itani berookhi kis kiye sanam?
Kya main teri bhi najro se gir gaya,
Huyi kya khata mujhase bataao jara tum,
Ya tu khud apne waado se mukar gaya.
*****************************
Main use door chala to aaya hu,
Magar abhi tak use na bhool paya hu,
Jikr kise karu teri wafao ka main,
Is ajnabi shehar me bhatakta saya hu.
*****************************
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 407

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 407
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Pattharo ke shehar me fariyaad kya kare,
Jo bhool gayi hame ab use yaad kya kare?
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Toone mujhase kyon daga ki,
Mere pyaar ki tune mujhe ye kaisi saja di,
Ki chaar din gujarta hai mera tanhaaiyo me,
Maine to chaha tha tujhko dil ki gehraaiyo se.
*****************************
Mehbooba ke kehne se aashiq ne jaan de di,
Kaun kehta hai ki shabdo me jehar nahi hota.
*****************************
Hamaari raaste to karwato ke sahaare kati hai,
Ek aap hai ki sote-sote nahi thakti hai.
*****************************
Meri jawaani meri nahi,
Ab teri ho gayi hai,
Meri saanse ab tumhaari,
Saanso me kho gayi hai.
*****************************
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 408

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 408
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Jab bhi mere hottho par tera naam aata hai,
Mere tadapte dil ko sanam aaraam aata hai,
Yaha tanhaai hai, gam hai, udaasiya hai,
Har shaam haatho me teri yaad ka jaam aata hai.
*****************************
Mujhe gam nahi ki rooth gaya har apna begana,
Ki jindagi ho tum, tum na rooth jaana.
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Milna ittefaak tha bichadna naseeb tha,
Wo utna hi door ho gaye jitna kareeb tha,
Ham usko dekhane ke liye taraste hi rahe,
Jis shakhs ki hatheli par hamara naseeb tha.
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Pyaar me jeena, pyaar me marna,
Yahi hamne dost sikha hai,
Tere liye hamne ae jaane-chaman,
Ye baag lahu se sincha hai.
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Gam ne hasne na diya, jamaane ne rone na diya,
Inhi uljhano ne jine na diya,
Thak kar jab sitaaro se panaah li,
Neend aayi to aapki yaad ne sone na diya.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 409

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 409
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Saase ghutne lagi hai, ab na sataao,
Hai agar pyaar to chup-chaap chale aao,
Jamaane se daroge to mar jaayenge armaan,
Jo waade kiye the ab unko nibhaao.
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Aap jab saamne se gujar jaate hai,
Armaan dil ke saare ubar aate hai,
Dekhkar aapke pyaari soorat,
Sehme huye phool bhi nikhar jaate hai.
*****************************
Chup-chaap kahi socha to hai,
Ek khwaab hamne dekha to hai,
Kal shaam yu hi tanha baithkar,
Tere baare me socha to hai.
*****************************
Jo aaya mere hotho par banke dua aaya,
Mera jikra uske gaalo par banke haya aaya,
Jo dekha maine mehakta hua koi gulaab kahi,
Meri aankhon me uska chehra baar-baar aaya.
*****************************
Mere saajan pyaar mujhe bhi,
Kuch kam nahi hai,
Ho jaaye dushman sab mujhe,
Iska koi gam nahi hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 410

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 410
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Sunkar jhaankar aapki paayal ki sanam,
Mehafil sangeet ki bhi bejubaan ho gayi.
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Unki yaado ke jakhm kabhi bharte nahi,
Aansu hai ki aankhon se thamte nahi,
Jaane kaha kho gaye wo sunhare lamhe,
Ae sanam wo ab teri raah takte nahi.
*****************************
Pyaar kiya jise,
Hajaar khushiyo ke liye,
Waha behisaab gam nikaale,
Bewafa tum nahi, badnaseeb ham nikale.
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Poochte hai wo hasrat se kitna chaahte ho tum hame sanam?
Kaha hamne bhi muskura ke jara,
Tumhaare liye sahenge saari duniya ke gam,
Na chodna tu saath kabhi, na karna ham par sitam,
Tumhari hi khaatir rakha hai sanam,
Ulfat ki raah par kadam.
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Aapki yaad me deewaane se firate hai,
Ki aap ka naam labo se hatata nahi hai,
Tamaam umra jee sakenge kaise,
Ki bin aapke ek lamha to katata nahi hai.
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2.

Tips to Health

Posted by: "` JA$M!NE `" lubs_sagy@yahoo.com   lubs_sagy

Sun May 2, 2010 9:04 am (PDT)







1. Drink eight glasses of water a
day.
2. Include two vegetables and one
fruit in every meal.
3. Begin each meal with a raw
vegetable salad.
4. Make a light snack of assorted
sprouts.
5. Start the day with a glass of
warm water and a dash of lime..
6. Use only fresh vegetables.
7. Once a week have only fresh
fruits until noon, make lunch the first meal of the day.
8. Eat only freshly cooked meals,
not refrigerated leftovers.
9. Include one green vegetable
and one yellow vegetable in every meal.
10. Go on a juice fast for a day.
Start with vegetable juice, and sip fruit for lunch and dinner..
11. Kick the old coffee habit.
Have a glass of fresh fruit juice instead.
12. Cut out all deep-fried foods
from your diet.
13. Cut down on high sugar products
like soft drinks, ice-cream, candy and cookies in your diet.
14. Never skip a meal, even if
you're on a diet. Eat a fresh fruit or have vegetable juice instead.
15. Avoid beverages like soda,
coffee, colas and so on.
16. Include high fiber foods and
plenty of fruits, vegetables and grains in planning your diet.
17. Use salt in moderation
18. Wash vegetables thoroughly in
clean water before chopping.
19. Stream or boil vegetables
(rather than fry or saute).
20. Retain peels of potato,
cucumber, carrot and tomato while cooking.
21. Do take a moment off to
mentally list out the nutritional value of the food you're about to eat.
22. Don't rush through your
meals. Set aside enough time to appreciate, enjoy and digest your food.
23. Make every meal an enjoyable
experience. Set dishes out attractively and chew slowly to appreciate the full
flavor of the foods you eat.
24. Choose to be radiantly
healthy. Keep yourself informed about the nutritive value of every food you
buy.
25. Shop for groceries yourself.
Notice the look, feel and smell of fresh fruit and vegetables and enjoy their
intrinsic goodness.
26. Watch out for eating habits
paired with emotional states, like reaching for a chocolate when youre depressed.
Resist the urge and eat fruit instead.
27. Eat popcorn (rather than
chips) while watching a movie.
28. Sit at the table at meal
times. Don't read the paper or review bills while eating.
29. Make it a point to have
dinner with the entire family at the table, and not in front of the TV.
30. Eat just to the point of the
fullness. Don't stuff yourself!
31. Stop smoking.
32. Restrict alcohol consumption.
33. Get a good night's sleep, every
night.
34. Enroll today in an exercise
programme.
35. Take a brisk, 20 minute
invigorating walk each morning.
36. Spend 10 minutes every
morning and evening doing basic stretches.
37. Do not use elevators when you
can climb the stairs.
38. Enroll in a TM programme
today.
39. Focus on your breathing. Take
a deep breath, then exhale slowly. Repeat a couple of times a day.
40. Learn to relax. Spend 20
minutes consciously relaxing each muscle of your body. .
41Spend 20 minutes a day in silent
meditation, prayer or contemplation.
42. Learn the healing power of
laughter. Watch a crazy movie, recall a joke or read a funny book and laugh out loud.
43. Tap the powers of your
sub-conscious. Relax your body for 20 minutes and project the Perfect You're on
your mind screen.
44. Balance your lifestyle.
Devote equal time each week to work and fun.
45. Join kids in a sports
activity and rediscover the joys of childhood.
46.. Do keep in touch with
friends. Call up or visit them and be at peace with the world.
47. Enroll in an activity (like dancing,
swimming or roller skating...) you never indulged in because you were afraid of
what people might say.
48. Forgive someone who you think
has done you wrong and cleanse your spirit of rancor.
49. Do a nice turn to someone you
don't know too well, but who could do with a friend.
50. Spend a quiet half-hour
chatting with your family.
51. Listen to soothing music for
15 minutes at least each day.
52. Read a great book once a
week.

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3.

....No Words ....

Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sun May 2, 2010 9:14 am (PDT)





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....No Words ....

There are
no words to describe how beautiful she is,

or how special she is,

or my love for her.

To put
these things into words would be to define them,

To quantify them, which means to limit them.

There
would be a beginning and an end.

There is no definition fitting, nor any limit,

nor beginning or end to her beauty,

or to how special she is, or my love for her.

 I
Love You...

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4.

MAKE YOUR AIM

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Sun May 2, 2010 10:06 am (PDT)





              Do not make your aim like the garden
                      because everyone walk on it
                          But make your aim like
                            the sky so everyone
                                 wish to touch it.
                   
                               "When u get little
                                 You want more,
                               When u get more,
                           You desire even more,
                      but when u lose it, u realize
                              LITTLE was enough"
                               With Love always
                       
       

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5.

Life Pattern

Posted by: "Shamina Bhanpurawala" sbhanpurawala@yahoo.com   sbhanpurawala

Sun May 2, 2010 10:11 am (PDT)



 

 

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have c! alves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will g ive you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. . And for the last te! n years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

 

 
 

*  Regards, * Shamina.

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6.

This poem is dedicated to all my friends .....

Posted by: "tofiq_sonu" safi_sonu@yahoo.com   safi_sonu

Sun May 2, 2010 10:12 am (PDT)





This poem is dedicated to all my friends.
plz read it vry seriously jo khaas kar padhayi kar rahe hain apne palon ko njoy kariye kyun k guzre huye pal wapas nahi aate hamesha khush rahiye kisi ka dil na dukhan kabhi koi naraz ho to mana lena kya pata kal phir sab kahan bikhar jayen aur wo lamhe bas ek yaad ban kar reh jayen.

Ek din zindagi aise mukam pe pohanch jaye gi,

Dosti to sirf yadon main hi reh jaye gi ,

Har mazakh ki baat yaad doston ki dilaye gi ,

Aur haste haste phir aankh nam ho jaye gi ,

Office k room main classroom nazar ayegi ,

Paisa to bahot hoga
Magar usse lutane ki wahja hi kho jaye gi ,

G le khul k is pal ko mere dost ,
Q k zindagi in palon ko phir se nahi dohraye gi.

"I love my all REAL frnds"

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Ouzzle dtd 25.02.2010

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Sun May 2, 2010 10:16 am (PDT)




One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it.
Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson.
The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read "? Crimson. He broke your window."
Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident..?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Answer  :
 
Mark Crimson

"?" = question MARK, so the note on the door reads "Question Mark Crimson. He broke your window."

 

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