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1a.: Today Tonic From: Sonia Thomas
1b.: Today Tonic From: Sonia Thomas

2.: Wonderful Equations!! In Real Life From: Khadeer Shaik

3.: Wedding Blues From: suniel singh

4.: Mens Fashion Clothing: Formal Dress Shirt From: mubasher_327gb mubasher

5.: Sharabi From: suniel singh

6.: Khawishyein From: Pradeep Sharma

7.: Es From: Komal Dewangan

8.: Dosti ke unkahe rishte!!!!!!!!! From: Pradeep Sharma

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1a.: Today Tonic

Posted by: "Sonia Thomas" sonia.thomas19@yahoo.com sonia.thomas19

Thu May 13, 2010 7:12 am (PDT)

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

Funny Haryanvi: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe hain?Hindi boy: Goal kane ke liye.Funny Haryanvi: Paar ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey. :)

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1b.: Today Tonic

Posted by: "Sonia Thomas" sonia.thomas19@yahoo.com sonia.thomas19

Thu May 13, 2010 7:17 am (PDT)

Ek bar sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.Sadhu: mein tujhe shraap deta hu.Sharabi: Ruko, mein glassi le ke atta hu

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhoothbol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji. :)

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2.: Wonderful Equations!! In Real Life

Posted by: "Khadeer Shaik" khadeer.shaik@yahoo.com khadeer.shaik

Thu May 13, 2010 7:25 am (PDT)

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG
time

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work +
enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that
works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++
++
Equation 2

Man
= eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who
doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend =
Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and
Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who
doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man
+ Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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3.: Wedding Blues

Posted by: "suniel singh" sunielrn@yahoo.co.in sunielrn

Thu May 13, 2010 7:26 am (PDT)

Wedding Blues:

A newly married Husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "MY LIFE";
After one year of marriage, it was found changed to "MY WIFE";
After Five years of Marriage: "HOME"
and after Ten Years "HITLER"
and after Silver Anniversary "WRONG NUMBER" ...

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4.: Mens Fashion Clothing: Formal Dress Shirt

Posted by: "mubasher_327gb mubasher" mubasher327gb@yahoo.com mubasher327gb

Thu May 13, 2010 7:34 am (PDT)

Mens Fashion Clothing: Formal Dress Shirt

Mens fashion clothing includes an upper body garment known as Shirt. A shirt is an integral part of mens
fashion as well as fashion clothing. A shirt is a basic part of
dressing that may be full sleeve or half sleeve, including a neck
collar, sometime a pocket and a vertical top to down full vertical
button opening.Combinations among different components of a shirt:
Collars
may be attached or detachable with the shirt. Attached collars are
generally used as with formal shirts but detachable is also a good
option for formal shirts.· Collars may be with wider spread ranging from 3.5 inches to 6 inches at different points on the collar.
· Collars may be with narrow spread ranging from 2.5 inches to 3.5 inches at different points on the collar.
· Least frequently used collars used in mens fashion clothing are buttoned down to shirt at their points or tips. These type of collars were first introduced by Brooks Brothers in 1896 for pollo players and are now being used everywhere, in sports, in fashion, in formal as well as casual dressing.
Cuffs: Mens formal wear includes several styles of cuffs. We can categorize these cuffs in barreled cuffs, double cuffs and single cuffs.
· Barrel cuffs are standard cuffs used in our regular shirts which can be fastened with single or double buttons.
· Double
cuffs are very formal style of cuffs usually with extra length of
sleeves and folded back with cufflinks or studs. However these type of cuffs were popularized in early 1960â€™s which were used fictional movie character James Bond.
· Single cuffs are the cuffs which have some extra length but are not folded. These types of cuffs are most formal part of mens fashion clothing.
· Some cuffs are with forty five degree cut from the tips.
These
styles of collars and cuffs can be used with each other providing
multiple styles of fashion shirts for formal wear. However some further
possibilities are pleated shirts from top to bottom at the front side
of the shirt. Although pleated shirts are counted as semi formal but
these can be used as formal shirts.

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5.: Sharabi

Posted by: "suniel singh" sunielrn@yahoo.co.in sunielrn

Thu May 13, 2010 7:39 am (PDT)

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.

Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?

Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".

Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari: "Dharti badi"

Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Shiv bada"

Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari: "Parbat bada"

Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari: "Hanuman bada"

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Ram bada"

Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"

Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"

Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"

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6.: Khawishyein

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969

Thu May 13, 2010 8:02 am (PDT)

Jab dhalta hai suraj,
Kuch yaadein yaad aati hain..
Jitna mein muskurata hu,
Ye utna hi tadpati hain....

Jab sagar ki lehrein kinare takrati hain,
Khamosh se iss dil mein, hulchul kar jaati hain..
Chahta hu mein teri yaad mein muskurana.
Na jaane kyo ye humesha rula jaati hain....

Sham dhale jab parinde gharo ko aate hain,
Ye tanha raahein gumraah kar jaati hain..
Chahta hu mein bhi ek ghar basana,
Fir bhi na jaane kyo ye aarzo ghabrati hai....

Jab chalakta hai jaam mehfil mein kahi,
Har gum se insaan madhosh ho jaata hai..
Chahta hu mein bhi madhosi mein jhoomna,
Na jaane kyo haath aate hi Pemana chalak jaata hai....

Jab mandir mein aasha se ghanti bajai jaati hai,
Meri bhatakti rooh jaise theher si jaati hai..
Chahta hu mein bhi apne jeewan ko suljhana,
Par dua se pehle hi, mann-mala ulajh jaati hai....

Jab hawayein pedo ki daali sehlaati hain,
Mere jawan tan mein koi kapkapi ***** jaati hai..
Chahta hu mein bhi khushiyo ko aagosh mein bharna,
Jaane kyo ye Raeth ki tarah fisal jaati hain....

Jab karta hai koi diyaaon se aagan mein roshni,
Dwar pe baithe meri aankhein bhar aati hain..
Chahta hai dil ik tamanna-E-roshan,
Sulagate hi chirag, Ungliyan jal jaati hain....

Dekhta hu jab kinaro pe kashtiyan,
Mujh mein ek umeed jag jaati hain..
Chahta hu mein kinaro pe milna,
Na jaane kyo patbaarein toot jaati hain....

Jab dekhta hu kabhi Patt-jhad mein patton ko girte,
Meri bhi umeedein jaise bikhar jaati hain..
Chahta hu mein bhi dilon mein phool khilana,
Ik ajaani Aahat! sab Fanah kar jaati hai.........

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7.: Es

Posted by: "Komal Dewangan" komaldev2142@yahoo.in komaldev2142

Thu May 13, 2010 8:25 am (PDT)

Kal raat sapny me teri taswer bana dali,
Itnni acchi lagi ke seene se laga dali,
Socha kisi ki nazar na lage mere yaar ko,
Es liye Aanshu'o se khud hi mita dali.

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8.: Dosti ke unkahe rishte!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969

Thu May 13, 2010 8:29 am (PDT)

hye all...
my this thought is dedicate to all friends round the world,who has good friends,and who feel the friendsheep as miracle.....

Dosto ko bhulana aasaan hota hoga
Dosti ko bhulana aasaan nahi yaaro!!!

Kuch lamho ki narazagi par ruthana aasaan hota hoga
Dil main base lamho ko bhulana aasaan nahi yaaro!!!

Sabdo se teer chalana aasaan hota hoga
pyaar bhare sabdo ko bhulana aasaan nahi yaaro!!!

bichadne ki baat karna aasaan hota hoga
bichad kar gam sehna aasaan nahi yaaro!!!

Galtiyo ko dohrana aasaan hota hoga
use samaj kar sahi raah chalna aasaan nahi yaaro!!!

ek lakdi ko kaatna aasaan hota hoga
bandhi hui lakdi ki mazbuti ko lalkarna aasaan nahi yaaro!!!

bichadne ke liye Dil par chubhe hue gamo ko yaad karna aasaan hota hoga
bichadne ke baad pyaar se baate hue lamho ko yaad karna aasaan nahi yaaro!!!

KYA GAM HAI TUJHE,KYA BHUL HAI HAMARI,KYA BAAT HAI TERI,KYA BAAT HAI HAMARI,in sawalo ko sochna aasaan hai dost,
Par inka jawab dhundhana aasaan nahi yaaro!!!

Ek haath badhake sir ko jhukana mere liye aasaan hai dost
par is haath par apna haath rakh kar is sir ko jhukane se pehle hi chumna tere liye aur bhi aasaan hai Dost!!!

NA HUM KEHTE HAI KI BHUL HUI AAPSE
HUM BHI APNI HARKAT PE JAB HUE Sharminda
IN Sharmindiyo ko baatna aasaaan hai yaaro!!!!!!!!!!!!

kalam se utaara hai apne dil ke haal ko.................dil se padhna hamare is khayal ko.

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