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1.: SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-091-092-093-094-095-096-097-098-099-100

Posted by: "suhani" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com suhanisharma21f

Wed May 5, 2010 9:43 am (PDT)

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-091

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-091
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Santa- "Aji, jaldi chalkar mere ghar ka beema kar lo|"
Company waala- "Thero, aadhe ghante baad calenge|"
Santa- "Vah to jal raha hai| Aadhe ghante tak to
uska khaatma ho jaayega|"
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Master- "Ladko, garmi me cheeje badh jaati hai|
Iska udaahran do|"
Ladka- "Garmiyo me hamari chuttiya do mahine
ki aur sardiyo me das din ki rah jaati hai|"
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Doctor- "Kal dawaai pi li thi?"
Mareej- "Ji nahi, daat thi|"
Doctor- "Mera matlab hai ki tumne dawaa pi li thi ki nahi?"
Mareej- "Ji, aapne jo sheeshee di thi, us par likha
tha ki daat sadaiv band rakhe|"
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Daakuo ne ek aadmi ko pakadkar kaha- "Ya to jaan
do ya rupya, jo bhi tumhaare paas hai|"
Vah vyakti jaldi se bol utha- "Ji nahi, tum meri jaan le
lo, rupya to maine apne budhape ke liye rakh choda hai|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-092

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-092
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Ek Magistrate mukadme ke vishay me soch rahe
the, unki putri ne kaha- "Ab diwali par kya doge?"
Magistrate saahab jaldi se bol uthe-
"Teen mahine ki sakht kaid ki saja|"
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Santa- "In sardiyo me keval do baar garm paani se nahaya hoon|"
Banta- "Baaki sab din thande paani se nahaye ho kya?"
Santa- "Are nahi, baaki din to mai nahaya hi nahi|"
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Pita- "Beta, vidhvaan manushya kehte hai
ki manushya bandar ki santaan hai|"
Beta- "Kya mai bhi, pitaji?"
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Sohan- "Bhai, mujhe ujaale me nahi dikhta, kya karoon?"
Dinesh- "Aankh baandh lo|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-093

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-093
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Ek naayi ne, jo bahut tej dhaar waale ustare
se shave kar raha tha, graahak se poocha- "Aap kitne bhai hai?"
Graahak- "Tumhare ustare se bach gaya
to char honge, varna teen hi samjho|"
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Santa- "Mai jaasusi upanyaas likh raha hoon|"
Banta- "Lekin use prakaashit kaun karega?"
Santa- "Yah to jaasus hi pata lagayega|"
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Santa- "Aapki shirt ke kone par yah gaanth kaisi bandhi hai?"
Banta- "Patni ka patra post karne ki yaad bani rahe isliye|"
Santa- "To aapne vah patra post kar diya?"
Banta- "Nahi, meri patni vah patra mujhe dena hi bhool gayi|"
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Premika- "Priy, tum kal kitni machli maarkar laye the?"
Premi- "Paanch machliya, kyo, aaj bhi machli khaane
ka dil kar raha hai kya?"
Premika- "Nahi, darahsal machli waala machliyo ke
paise maangne aaya tha|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-094

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-094
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Patni- "Mai kab sabse jyaada achi lagti hoon?"
Pati- "Jis samay tum maayke me rehti ho|"
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Seeta- "Mai kabhi sahi umra kisi ko nahi batati|"
Geeta- "Kabhi galti se bhi nahi|"
Seeta- "Kabhi nahi|"
Geeta- "Kabhi anjaane me bhi nahi?"
Seeta- "Gat chaalees varsho se jo baat maine
gupt rakhi hai, bhala use anjaane me
bhi kaise prakat kar sakti hoon?"
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Ek baar ek dehaati Doctor se ek mareej ne sardi ki dawa maangi|
Doctor- "Ghar jaakar thande paani se naha lo aur bina
shareer ponche so jao|"
Mareej- "Isse to nimoniya ho jayega|"
Doctor- "Mai nimoniya ka ilaaj jaanta hoon,
sardi ka ilaaj mujhe nahi maaloom|"
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Ek ladki ne apne vivaah ke avsar par puraane premi
ko nimantran-patra bheja| Jawab me premi ne badhai
ka taar diya- "Ishwar kare, yah shubh din baar-baar aaye|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-095

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-095
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Premika- "Mai daave se kah sakti hoon ki stree aur
purush ki beemaariya alag-alag hoti hai|"
Premi- "Kaise?"
Premika- "Tumne kisi lady doctor ko purush ka
ilaaj karte dekha hai?"
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Judge- "Tumne ek nai kapade ka suitcase kyo churaya?"
Chor- "Hujoor, phate-puraane kapade
pehankar shehar me ghoomte sharm aati hai|"
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Doctor- "Jis samay aapko sardi lagi, aapke daant
kitkita rahe the?"
Boodha mareej- "Yah kehna to mushkil hai|"
Doctor- "Kyo?"
Mareej- "Us raat daant gusalkhaane me rakhe the|"
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Ek aurat- "Doctor saahab! Aap mujhe aisi jagah sui
lagaye ki mere pati tak ko uske nishaan ka pata na chale|"
Doctor- "Thik hai... to phir jeebh baahar nikaaliye|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-096

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-096
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Premika- "Chalo priy, baazaar se saadi le aate hai|"
Premi- "Kyo?"
Premika- "Kal tum keh rahe the ki tumhare paas
roomaal nahi hai| Baazaar chalte hai aur ek saadi
le aate hai, kyoki ek saadi ke saath ek roomaal muft hai|"
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Premika- "Priy, tum aankho ka doctor banna pasand
karoge ya daanto ka?"
Premi- "Daanto ka doctor|"
Premika- "Kyo?"
Premi- "Aankh to do hi hoti hai jabki daant battees hote hai|"
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Premika ko gaane ka shauk tha|
Premika- "Priy, kya meri aawaaj kisi kaam aa sakti hai?"
Premi- "Kyo nahi, shehar ke logo ko hawai hamle
se saavdhaan karne ke kaam me aa sakti hai|"
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Doctor- "Aapko badhajmi ho gai hai| Roj subah
uthkar aap ek glass garm paani piya kijiye|"
Mareej- "Mai to kayi mahino se garm paani peeta aa
raha hoon doctor, parantu meri patni use chaye kehti hai|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-097

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-097
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Premika- "Mai tumse vivaah nahi kar sakti|"
Premi- "Vivaah ko maaro goli| Prem to kar sakti ho?"
Premika- "Avashya kar sakti hoon...|"
Premie- "Magar kab...?"
Premika- "Vivaah ke baad|"
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Shaadi ke teesre din patni ke mann me icha huyi ki
naukri karni chahiye, to vah pati se boli-
"Maine B.A. paas kiya hai, agar naukri karoon,
to aapko koi etraaj to na hoga?"
Pati- "Tum bhi kamaal karti ho| Issi umeed par
to maine tumse shaadi ki hai|"
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Maalik- "Anil, kya tum yah samajhte ho ki mai paagal hoon?"
Anil- "Vah bhala mai kaise keh sakta hoon,
bhai saahab? Abhi to aapne mujhe
kaam par rakha bhi nahi hai|"
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Rogi- "Vaidhji! Mai har baat sheeghra bhool jaata hoon|"
Vaidh- "To meri fees mujhe pehle de do,
kabhi baad me bhool jao|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-098

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-098
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Naukar- "Dekhiye maalik, aap meri tankhvaah badha
dijiye varna...|"
Maalik- "Varna...|"
Naukar aankho me paani bharkar, sir jhukakar,
aankhen neechi karke- "Mujhe issi tankhvaah par
kaam karte rehna padega|"
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Kavi sammelan me ek bheemkaay kuroop kavi geet padh rahe the|
Pehli pankti thi- "Tumne kyo mangvai meri tasveer?"
Kone se ek shrota ki aawaaj aayi- "Bacho ko daraane ke liye|"
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Premi- "Dear, kal maine ek dushman ka khatma kar diya|"
Premika- "Kis tarah khaatma kiya?"
Premi- "Usse dost bana liya|"
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Ek baar interview me ek ladki se poocha gaya-
"Ek aur ek ko tum kis tarah milaogi ki do se adhik bane?"
Ladki- "Gyaarah|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-099

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-099
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Master- "Jinki janam-tithi san 1956 ki hai,
uski umra is samay kya hogi?"
Shishya- "Pehle yah bataiye ki vah stree hai ya purush?"
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Patni- "Dekho ji, tumhara dost jis ladki se shaadi
karna chahta hai, vah ladki achi nahi hai,
apne dost ko mana kyo nahi karte?"
Pati- "Mai kyo mana karoon, usne bhi mujhe mana
nahi kiya tha|"
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Premi- "Darling, batao, tumhe ek saadi doon ya
Banaras ki yaatra karau?"
Premika- "Banaras chalo, vaha Banarasi saadiya
bhi bahut sasti milti hai|"
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Graahak- "Mai is photo ko bilkul pasand nahi karta,
kyoki mai is photo me bilkul bandar jaisa dikhai de raha hoon|"
Photographer- "Vah to aapko photo khichvaane
se pehle sochna chahiye tha|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-100

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-100
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Aatmahatya ke liye rail ki pattri par lete vyakti se
ramesh ne poocha- "Bhale aadmi, yaha kyo lete ho?"
Vyakti- "Mai marne ke liye aaya hoon|"
Ramesh- "Acha, to ye rotiya saath me kyo laaye ho?"
Vyakti- "Ho sakta hai, gaadi late ho|"
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Premi- "Kya tum apni bewakoofi ka sabse bada
pramaan de sakti ho?"
Premika- "Tumse pyaar kar liya, yahi kya
chota pramaan hai?"
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Judge- "Tumne chat todkar chori kyo ki?"
Chor- "Isliye ki darwaaje par chaukidaar baitha tha|"
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Premika- "Purusho dwaara naari ko 'abla' kehna
saraasar apmaan hai|"
Premi- "Thik hai, yadi bhavishya me 'bala' kaha
jaaye to tumhe aapatti to nahi hogi?"
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